I went shopping this morning to hunt for a dress to go with my sweeeett sweater for new years eve. Along with the dress I ended up buying unnecessary crazzzzyy clothes. I got a black and gold tiger striped sequin skirt and gold lame leggings that were on sale. The skirt was so beautiful; i couldn't not buy it, plus it was on sale! And the leggings were only 5 dollars. FIVE DOLLARS!! My closet is FULL of the craziest things. Tutus to rompers to zig-zzag leggings to sequin skirts to masks to pantsuits! And I seriously own 5 articles of gold lame clothing. I could make myself a whole outfit out of gold lame. Someone help!
Deep in the underground world of club/electro music lies this gem of a producer: Black Eyed Bandit. And THANK GOD he sounds nothing like the Black Eyed Peas. But when I say underground, this guy is really unknown. HE NEEDS TO BE POPULAR.
The only picture of Black Eyed Bandit, and he appears good looking.
Unfortunately, because he's so low profile I can't post any music samples from Youtube...and because Myspace is LAME I can't embed their music player either. So to hear him you have to visit his MYSPACE PROFILE. And if you have a Myspace, add him and spread the love!
PYKNIC is currently having a 50% off sale affecting the entire store. Use sale code: TACKSFORSNACKS09 Expires: January 1, 2009
Here's some of their stuff: It's colorful, it's cute, it's unisex, it fits like American Apparel, It's logo is a picnic basket and utensils! It's on sale for $25! They are awesome, colorful, acid trip-esque. Unisex as well. CHEAP ($13 max).
Well, as Hollywood tries to suck yet ANOTHER franchise dry...there's ANOTHER Terminator movie. And While I do love the 2nd movie, I haven't gotten on board with the other ones much. However...the latest Terminator: Terminator Salvation is starring EL SENOR BALE in the lead role...as JOHN CONNOR. Now I HAVE to see this movie as it joins together the 2nd movie AND EL SENOR BALE!
I am SO offended this man is married and has a family. Hot damn. La Senora Bale is SO lucky.
So here are some events I've been hearing about for the upcoming holiday weekend.
Event 1: Sexy Ass Mofo's playing in DENVER When: Tonight. DECEMBER 27. Where: Club Vinyl
This event is sure to be amazing because the guy on the left (Daniel) is SEXY. And when he's DJ'ing he gets even SEXIER, if that's even possible. Basically his sex appeal is offensive and to not be in the same room with him if he's within a 25 mile radius of you is a crime punishable by death.
All sexiness aside, the LA Riots are actually amazing at DJing too. Really fun club music. With eye candy. A win win situation?
Event 3: GOLDEN HOT PANTS WANTS TO DIE BECAUSE SHE DOES NOT LIVE IN CHICAGO. Where: CHICAGO, APPARENTLY THE COOLEST CITY EVER. When Pt. 2: Congress When: New Year's Eve (12-31-08)
Fuck my life. Seriously. FUCK MY LIFE.
Event 4: Some Shit in Rome. I'm honestly just showing this one because the flyer is amazing.
Took a trip to Thrift City today, and snatched this beauty up right away! My family does white elephant for Christmas every year. I'm considered an "adult" now, so I get to play. This is going to be my white elephant gift. My strategy is to either pick my own gift and hold on to it the whole time pretending that i don't know who it's from, or steal it away from whoever picks it. I'm pretty sure no one in my family will be crazy enough to even keep this and will switch it with any other gift they can. It's a win-win situation. I just need to figure out a way to change the 2000 to 2009.
I found this really good puzzle game called Achievement Unlocked. And basically the goal is to unlock all 100 of the achievements. The catch is that you have to figure out how to unlock the achievement based on the title of the achievement. It's a fun, quick waste of time.
YES PLEASE!!!!!!!!! WITH A SIDE OF MIND READING BOYFRIEND?!
Obviously I've started reading Twilight. And I wasn't sold on Edward Cullen at all until half way through the book when he does his mind reading. THEN I WAS DAZZLED. And here's some dazzle AIM humor:
Golden Hot Pants:I AM SO INSPIRED AND DAZZLED RIGHT NOW
J:*thinks south park spoooooooof*
Golden Hot Pants:Ahahaa i didnt see itbut ive decided im going to start saying dazzling now
J:dazzling... razzle dazzlethats pretty queer
Golden Hot Pants:Hahaha stop dazzling me
J:youre doing all the dazzling
J:speaking of queer...so I went to a party today. I was chilling with a friend I havent spoken in a while (a semester)and we drank a bit
J:I had like 2 beers and thats it
J:she had like...alooooot
J:and she was likeomgsince ur queerI wanna show you my boobs!!!! *flashes* Golden Hot Pants:and you were dazzled by her dazzle melons!
I love this nail polish. It takes about two coats and some clear top coat, but the colors they come in are amazing! These sell at Urban Outfitters for $5 a bottle. ($6 online ew.) I got it at a black lady beauty supply store for $1.99. If you've never been to one, go find one now! They have they flyest things there and for butt cheap. I got a set of 16 pairs of earrings for $1.99, and mega large super rad doorknockers for, yah, A dolla 99. You see those kinda deals at Claire's? I don't think so. Plus the asian ladies that work their are always entertaining.
See if you can name all 9 in under 2 mins. I only got 7, and part of that is because I thought Rudolph was spelled with an "f". So, there's your first hint, but who can forget Rudolph?
I just saw this episode of The Boondocks, that I absolutely LOVED. Let me just say it features some of my favorite things: Art, offensive references, graffiti, ass woopings, and Bob Ross.
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Aaron McGruder is a heaven send.
The episode where the boys get left home alone while their grandpa is in South America is ALSO hilarious. Part 1 and Part 2
Burger King's image is so suggestive and I absolutely love it. I mean, The King is probably the coolest mascot around these days.
Burger King recently ventured into the land of perfume. And a their cologne smells like....a whopper. A WHOPPER?! MEAT?!
I've always wanted to smell like this.
The cologne is called Fire Meet Desire...SO SENSUAL! The official website is also SO SENSUAL. Go see what I mean, it's absolutely hilarious. I Love Burger King. You can buy the cologne for $4 ONLY from Ricky's NYC which conveniently has no locations outside of Miami and New York...and Fire Meet Desire is sold out online...so hopefully you have friends in those places or maybe they'll restock online.
Gift bows. They just make a wrapped present look complete! I ain't got no money for presents let alone gift bows! But now I don't have to worry because I can make my own!! Thanks craftster!
I feel like I've seen these on tv 30942304823082043523 times! I just wanna take their heads and smash it against the television til either the tv or their heads breaks. Actually, how about til BOTH of them breaks. The acting is soo terrible, and not even in the funny-type-terrible acting way. "You should get that" "I'm getting it!" SHUT UP! GOD!!
I don't know what context this photo is in or where it came from, but I do know it looks like one of the funnest things ever invented. So whenever I make my way to Venice (hopefully in the near future), I want to do this. Really bad.
I'd almost want to do this Amsterdam too...but Amsterdam water is questionable. So that might not happen.
Do you remember that bad ass show on Nickolodean back in the day called Legend of the Hidden Temple? Let me refresh your memory.
Some kids who have really good connections or are lucky as fuck, are chosen to participate on this game show with their family. They do all of these physical challenges which look not only fun as hell, but also easy as hell (I used to always wonder what kind of idiots they let on the show to actually lose the challenges). And then after one team own'd all the others they'd get to go into the shrine of the silver monkey and be scared shitless by guys dressed like Amazonian Indians and try to find the silver monkey.
Here's a trailer =/ Blame the RIAA for being anal retentive ass holes.
Anyway, it has always been my personal dream to be on this show. And since it's no longer possible...the next best thing would be to own the gear from that show! And that, my friend, is very possible.
For the low price of $15 you can be an unofficial participant of Legends of the Hidden Temple! And they also have a special buy 5 get 1 free. SO YOU CAN BE A MEMBER OF ALL THE TEAMS. (LE GASP)
SO DOPEEEE. You can click the picture to go right to the shirt's shopping page. I myself and feeling the purple parrots.
AND don't forget the helmet. Safety first. And, IT'S GOLD. Do you really need to be persuaded?
The site also has a bunch of other 90s shirts. Like SALUTE YOUR SHORTS. Loves it.
Okay so my grandma used to collect these things and have them hanging up around her house and stuff. And it was always a sore spot for me because I COULD NEVER DO THEM! Everyone else in the world could do this, EXCEPT ME.
UNTIL 5 MINUTES AGO. I FINALLY SAW THE 3D IMAGE. My life is validated...12 years later. The world needs to watch out now, I'm on a 3D image roll.
Click the picture for the website.
Scroll over this for the answer: It's 2 snowmen and a christmas tree frolicking in the snow.
"LOS ANGELES – Bettie Page, the 1950s secretary-turned-model whose controverisal photographs in skimpy attire or none at all helped set the stage for the 1960s sexual revolution, died Thursday. She was 85.
Page suffered a heart attack last week in Los Angeles and never regained consciousness, said her agent, Mark Roesler. Before the heart attack, Page had been hospitalized for three weeks with pneumonia."
I get a phone call at 5 AM this morning. "It's snowing!!" I look out the window, and there's legit flakes of snow falling from the sky. I immediately jump out of my bed. Literally, jump out of my bed. I'm still on the phone and am trying to find some pants and a jacket to put on. My mind is still slowly waking up and I'm trying to think and talk on the phone at the same time. I finally remembered where I put my ski jacket, grab that and run out of my apartment yelling "IT'S SNOWING!!!" in hopes of waking up my roommates. I run down 3 flights of stairs, still on the phone, and then stand outside staring at up at the sky, alone, for a good 3-4 minutes. Sooo pretty!
Woo hoo! Snow in Louisianaa! You didn't lie weatherman, oh no you didn't! Let's just hope I can make it to my finals today hmm?
1st: Ipod Nano and $75 towards WeLoveColors 2nd: $75 towards WeLoveColors 3rd: $50 towards WeLoveColors 4th & 5th: $25 towards WeLoveColors 6th, 7th & 8th: A free pair of tights or fishnets
When finals are over, I'm def working on this. Go check the website for deets!
