Say Hi to my Dinosaur

I got tired of my beagle and traded him in for a baby dinosaur.

ZOMBIEEEEEE Pyramid

In my free time I sometimes like to go through/vote on user submissions on Threadless.com because some of the shirts are FRICKING CLEVER. Case and Point.

UNFORTUNATELY, I think some hipster TRASH took over threadless because witty shirts haven't been printed since like....4 years ago.

If I wanted a GENERIC ~*~SO TRIPPY AND ARTISTIC~*~ print I'd go to Urban Outfitters. KTHX.

In other zombie news....this super awesome popular 5 minute ROBOT INVASION movie plays the song from 28 Days Later. And the song is kind of......AWESOME. The movie gives me so many heart/panic attacks that I didn't even pay attention to the soundtrack.

If there's ever a movie about my life, AND THERE SHOULD BE, track 1...HELLO.

Did you watch the robot movie yet? Because it's really BAMF. Watch it.

Love it

Opening Ceremony's Where the Wild Things Are collection is awesome.
A bit steep, but still awesome.

Revenge is sweet

Water-soluble bikini. Watch out bitches.

The Governator? More like Mayor Durden.

Check this tee for sale at Storyville. Brad Pitt for the next mayor of New Orleans! I'd certainly watch the political jargon shows on TV if he was mayor.

$20 at Storyville

Here are the 13 reasons they give that Brad Pitt should be mayor of NOLA. I'm especially feeling no. 10 and 13.

Reason #1 - He's Qualified

Rather than having to make vague and unpersuasive connections between clearly unrelated qualifications such as, say, franchise executive and governing abilities, the qualifications of our candidate are plainly obvious: as the worldwide audience of Homer’s Troy can attest, Mr. Brad Pitt clearly has the stomach for the job, not to mention the shoulders to carry the burden of governance.

Reason #2 - NOLA ♥'s Brad Pitt

By bestowing the great office of Mayor of our city upon Mr. Pitt, we, the citizens, are afforded the opportunity to say thanks for the many wonderful things this gentleman has already done for us. What better way to show our heart-felt appreciation than to present to him the mayoral office, the patronage trough, the cornucopia of our great city, that which we hold so dear and is ours to bequeath?

Reason #3 - Lagniappe

If we elect Brad Pitt mayor, Angelina Jolie would be the First Lady of New Orleans.

Reason #4 - Technology and Gastronomy

Instead of technology executives vying for malfunctioning anti-crime camera installation contracts and lap dances, movie moguls from everywhere will lobby the mayor to get a table on Galatoire’s ground floor for the Friday before Mardi Gras all-afternoon lunch.

Reason #5 - Publicity

Publicity and photo opportunities will chase our Mayor, instead of the Mayor chasing publicity and photo opportunities.

Reason #6 - Urban Planning

We will not have to rename a street to honor his name, as Pitt Street already exists.

Reason #7 - City Council Relations

Stacy Head will be nice to the new Mayor.

Reason #8 - Economics

Instead of executive travel expenses depleting our budget, the city’s coffers will be filled through generous personal appearance fees earned by Mr. Pitt as our elected leader and ambassador.

Reason #9 - Convention Business

New Orleans will become the magnet for conventions of professional women’s organizations worldwide. The warm glow of pink Cadillacs will illuminate our Southern nights. This mass of sensually charged femininity will attract male visitors eager to contribute their economic stimulus.

Reason #10 - Jazz Fest

Instead of being greeted by the ubiquitous presence of Shell (God bless them!), visitors to Jazz Fest will be welcomed at the main entrance by our Mayor enthroned on the King of Rex Float, officiated by his Secretary of Music, Quint Davis.
GHP Says: Can we be greeted by Maddox too? That FURCE KID.

Inner Mind Theatre:

Reason #11 - Rebuilding

Rather than relying on Aussie eloquence and narrative creativity or malfunctioning federal and state agencies, Mr. Pitt, as our chief executive will, instead, lead us, the local Pittwomen and Pittmen, in the fight against blight, crime, poverty and lack of humor. Dressed in period costumes and assisted by experienced producers, set builders, make-up artists, and camera operators, this cast of thousands will launch our Renaissance epic in weekly reality sequels.

Reason #12 - Transparency

Instead of having to sue for the release of public records, or to attempt to restore accidentally deleted emails, we can learn everything about our first executive from the pages of the National Enquirer and People Magazine.

Reason #13 - Integrity

Rather than governing our city to achieve fortune, fame and a book deal, our candidate already has achieved fortune, fame and MOVIE deals.

BRAD PITT WE LOVE YOU BBY! BENJAMIN BUTTON WAS A GOOD MOVIE.

SPAZZ BAM BOOM BANG RAZZZZMATAZZ

AHHHHH It's been so long and I have all this internetage bottled up inside of me and I just have to let it out in one colassal EXPLOSION post!!

When I got a text about the Oprah KFC free meal coupons earlier this week, my roomate and I print out like a gazillion of them. I just found out that KFC is cancelling the deal. Epic fail KFC.

Speaking of texts... ever get that one text that you just wanna mass forward text to all your contacts because it's just so unbelievable aka hilarious? Well now you can post it to the word via texts from last night. I'd say it's the FML of the txting world.

Meat business cards! Meat! Meat! Meat! It's a treat!

Mmmmm a photo blog about hospital food.



Watch Youtube videos in kaleidoscope collage weird mosaic whatever it's called.


Pasta bowls now available at Domino's!

Finally, a place where I can learn how to beat up dinosaurs, sacks of nickels and pretty much anything in the universe! howtobeatupanything.com Do it. Oh, and do this:

DO WANT, But....

This look from the Balmain SS 2009 collection has just been tearing it up left and right. FIRST, there was a huge frenzy around the jeans. (Which, yes they are cute. I think most of the love comes from how amazing they look on Anna S, the model. Because really you could get something like this from Hollister or make them yourself easy enough).

But the real amazing-ness of this look are the shoes and the jacket. Oh Lord have mercy Kelly Clarkson Eddie Murphy THAT JACKET. I DO WANT.


Here's someone from the Paris Vogue team rocking the another, kind of different, SS09 Balmain military jacket in denim. She is WORKING IT. Jackets are so fierce.


Here's Queen Beyonce ALSO working that jacket. It's a happy break from her usual style because she usually looks a hot, gaudy, mess.

And here is the website that sells the jacket.




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This was my face for like 5 minutes when I saw the pricetag.

REALLY BALMAIN? CUT A GIRL A BREAK! I can handle $3,000...maybe $4,000 (not to BUY myself but I mean I think those are reasonable prices for FABRIC AND BUTTONS). But $11,000. I do want that jacket, but REALLY?

That's like....half a Mini Cooper right there. It's like 85% of a Mini Cooper from 2003.

TIME TRAVEL: Back to 410 BC

And the world is crawling with SABER TOOTH TIGERS.

Seriously though, 410 BC is a "community of creative people" that come up with some schweet, if I don't say so myself, designs for shirts, jewelery, hats, skateboards, etc etc. It's really a great group to support with your business!!

From the company:

"410 BC is an independent, design-driven brand offering high quality, sweatshop free clothing and goods released in limited quantities. Based out of New York, 410 BC is both a clothing company and an artist collective. Collaborating with a variety of artists, 410 BC stands as a collective of likeminded individuals who strive to create unique designs, while producing goods through ethical means."

Ethical AND creative = Win!

"410 BC not only promotes ethical consumerism by using sweatshop free materials and printing methods, but a percentage of selected shirts donate proceeds to non-profit organizations. 410 BC is the date that Democracy was restored in Athens. The Athenians were at war and their victory in 410 BC enabled them to restore their traditional institutions. They had a choice and they chose the route less taken, maybe the choice was a little bumpier, but overall, the end result was a lot better than any alternative. At its core, this is what 410 BC as a company truly represents, a choice. While creating sweatshop free quality clothing, 410 BC strives to design clothing with integrity."

So Admirable! Check out some of their designs:

Super cute mascot/logo tee. Sold for dudes and chicas. $25


The skele-vogue tee. Guys and girls. $20


SABER TOOTH TIGER TEE! On a good looking model! Sold for guys and girls. $25

I love them all! There are more designs at the site. Head over and buy some sweatshop-free gear while it lasts!!!

Store Sale

PYKNIC is currently having a 50% off sale affecting the entire store.
Use sale code: TACKSFORSNACKS09
Expires: January 1, 2009

Here's some of their stuff:


It's colorful, it's cute, it's unisex, it fits like American Apparel, It's logo is a picnic basket and utensils! It's on sale for $25!



They are awesome, colorful, acid trip-esque. Unisex as well. CHEAP ($13 max).

They have some pretty fun designs. I'd suggest checking it out yo!
GO TO PYKNIC SALE NOWWW

Legend of the Hidden Temple

Do you remember that bad ass show on Nickolodean back in the day called Legend of the Hidden Temple? Let me refresh your memory.

Some kids who have really good connections or are lucky as fuck, are chosen to participate on this game show with their family. They do all of these physical challenges which look not only fun as hell, but also easy as hell (I used to always wonder what kind of idiots they let on the show to actually lose the challenges). And then after one team own'd all the others they'd get to go into the shrine of the silver monkey and be scared shitless by guys dressed like Amazonian Indians and try to find the silver monkey.

Here's a trailer =/ Blame the RIAA for being anal retentive ass holes.

Anyway, it has always been my personal dream to be on this show. And since it's no longer possible...the next best thing would be to own the gear from that show! And that, my friend, is very possible.

HIDDENTEMPLETEES.COM

For the low price of $15 you can be an unofficial participant of Legends of the Hidden Temple! And they also have a special buy 5 get 1 free. SO YOU CAN BE A MEMBER OF ALL THE TEAMS. (LE GASP)

SO DOPEEEE. You can click the picture to go right to the shirt's shopping page. I myself and feeling the purple parrots.

AND don't forget the helmet. Safety first. And, IT'S GOLD. Do you really need to be persuaded?



The site also has a bunch of other 90s shirts. Like SALUTE YOUR SHORTS. Loves it.

FUGever 21

My roomate and I are procrastinating for finals. She AIMs me this link.

This is probably one of the worst jackets I have ever seen in MY LIFE. The company is probably running out of money for supplies due to the recessive economy, and they saw some pieces of fur lying around, some knit fabric, a few leather buckles and was like "Let's make a jacket out of this!"

The description of the item says:

"Strut your fashion instincts with this unique and stylish zip-up jacket featuring a faux leather body with edgy functional strap details..."

edgy functional strap details? functional for what? Oh! For choking myself to death because i just realized how stupid I was for buying the jacket in the first place!

Oh, LV I have hope for you yet!

Leaked photograph of the new Louis Vuitton graffiti print bags. And I'm digging it.

Source: ONTD_Fashinfags

Black Friday: DIGITAL GRAVEL

SALE AT DIGITAL GRAVEL!
Digital Gravel has the best sales, they did this over the summer too. Each day they increase the percent off you get from your order, until Black Friday when it will be 50% off!!!!

They carry A LOT of amazing products from brands such as The Hundreds, IHMDJ, 10 Deep, Mishka, and Obey. I HIGHLY SUGGEST GETTING IN ON THIS ACTION BECAUSE THESE CLOTHES ARE EXPENSIVE NORMALLY.