Saturday, March 27, 2010

F**K David Guetta is TOO FAMOUS. GD.

Oh BTW, this is CLOSE to the stage. F**K.
I missed Passion Pit......but dear GOD did I see David Guetta. And his adorable French accent. More to come lata.


My hero.
My favorite part is when he starts doing his bed.

Friday, March 26, 2010

Hear Hear: Kick Ass

I have mixed feelings toward this movie....the more I see the preview the more it grows on me. And then there's McLovin. At any rate....Mika did the theme song for the movie and it is kind of....kick ass. Pun intended.

I can change the world. I can make it BET~~TER.

iPhone Face

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Please Rise for Philosoraptor

It's funny because it's so philosophical!

God, what would this interplanet be without memes?


Lololol. These are so good.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010


I am the Fox News crusader. I mean I consider myself pretty moderate, but the one institution that can always get a rise out of me is Fox News (mainly Bill O'Reilly but thank GOD he isn't in this). And this interview is just.....I am speechless.


And also, Telephone (which according to this woman is a form of pornography) is inspiring the sexual predators, which apparently live next door to everyone, to rape girls.

And also, Lady GaGa studied music at  NYU, that liberal CESSPOOL.

Grooveshark > Pandora

Pandora's all cool, but sometimes I want to choose what song I wanna hear, when I want to hear it where ever I want to hear it! And sometimes I might forget my ipod at home, or maybe its batteries died, or maybe I don't even have an ipod and all I have available to me is the internet. Yea, we've all been there before. That's what Grooveshark is for. Try it. It's the bomb and so far, there hasn't been a song I couldn't find on there. Best thing is, it's FREE!
Grooveshark. Do it.

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

HEAR HEAR: The Hood Internet mashups

M.I.A./Vampire Weekend mashup

Juvenile/Passion Pit mashup
P.s. If you stare at mashup for a long time it looks really weird.

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Experience the Music

The greatest part about this song is how I feel like I'm a room surrounded my speakers. OmegaDubstep (the artist) really nails the bass on this because it sounds like there are sounds coming from every direction. The next generation of sound editing. I can only hope this effect becomes more mainstream.

Friday, March 12, 2010

False Yahoo


Everyone always sucks up to Apple and I'M TIRED OF IT. The iKOTEX is a joke.

Thursday, March 11, 2010



For those who care about the clothes, LIKE MYSELF, here are the designers of the costumes:
  • Lady GaGa first entering jail, the black and white horizontal dress with huge shoulders: Custom made Jean Charles de Castelbajac (GHP: Actually he is one of my favorite designers on this planet right now)
  • Lady GaGa in crime scene tape outfit: Brian Lichtenberg
  • Lady GaGa going onto the blacktop for "recreation time" wearing the jumpsuit with chains: VIKTOR AND ROLF (GHP: Also one of my favorites)
  • Lady GaGa's cigarette sunglasses that were still burning: Haus of GaGa (GHP: Growing the be one of my favorites)
  • Lady GaGa getting the phone call from Beyonce wearing the STUDDED STUNNING leather jacket: Search and Destroy
  • Lady GaGa and dancer's studded bikinis in the hallway dance scene: Haus of GaGa
  • Lady GaGa leaving prison with her fabulous floppy hat that puts all other floppy hats to shame: Thierry Mugler
  • Beyonce's outfit when they are sitting in the car eating a honey bun is also: Thierry Mugler
  • Beyonce at the diner in her shiny yellow tube dress and hat: Atsuko Kudo
  • Beyonce at the diner wearing the black Mickey Mouse sunglasses: Jeremy Scott
  • Lady GaGa's STUNNING blue telephone hat: Fred Butler
  • Lady GaGa's STUNNING telephone HAIR piece: Danilo
  • Lady GaGa in the kitchen wearing the see through dress: Rachel Barrett
  • Lady Gaga does the American flag: Haus of GaGa
  • Beyonce does the American flag/Wonder Woman: Oscar Olima
  • The shoes in the American flag dance sequence: Christian Louboutin (GHP: My ultimate dream shoe)
  • Beyonce on the phone in the blue satin jacket: Jean Charles de Castelbajac
  • Lady GaGa and Beyonce in the draping cowboy hat outfits: Emilie Pirlot
via Lady GaGa's Stylist

Wednesday, March 10, 2010


Hit up Pitchfork for the MP3 of MGMT's track "Flash Delirium" from their upcoming album Congratulations. Enjoy!

Is it just me, or does every single movie come in 3D now?

Headpiece, CODPIECE

2 of Lady GaGa's EXTRAVAGANT (read: Stunning) headpieces are on sale to the general public. And I say general, but I really mean the part of the public that could burn roughly 1 million dollars just for fireplace warmth...every day for the month of December.....and STILL be rich as hell:

Hair lips on your head for £8,000 ($12000) featured in the Bad Romance Video

Halos around your head for £30,000 ($45000) featured in V Magazine editorial

CLIPse of Eclipse

Sunday, March 7, 2010

GaGa in Wonderland

"She's humping an Orca!"

It's awesome how her music videos are so theatrical and totally don't look out of place in this context.

A Good Night

So I'm always looking for a new Photography/Movie project and this has inspired me. I want to go around to different Apple stores and then do a performance like this and see what the people behind me do. Because the people watching this kid are hilarious. He's got balls.

And also, I haven't seen the real music video to this song, and I probably won't because I don't really care for this song, BUT I'm pretty sure I'd like this kids version better and I hope the Black Eyed Peas use him in the future because he's so into it and heartwarming.

To Be Fashionable Is To Be Androgynus

Glow paint? Done.

Friday, March 5, 2010

World's Largest Gummy Bear

5 lbs, 12,600 calories , measures in at 5.5" wide x 3.5" deep x 9" tall.

Comes in cherry, apple, lemon, raspberry, grape, cola, pineapple, orange, bubblegum.
Worth the $29.95? I think so.

Mass Extinction


It seems like FOREVER that we have been debating what caused all the dinosaurs to go extinct many many years ago. Well now a team of 41 scientists from all over the world have been working together and debating and debating and probably throwing chairs and fossils at each other to prove their point....and eventually decided: IT WAS AN ASTEROID.

Usually this image only goes with attractive people, however I thought it was fitting in this context.

"A giant asteroid smashing into Earth is the only plausible explanation for the extinction of the dinosaurs..."
- The Extinction Team as I have appropriately named them*

 Apparently a big f'ing asteroid (read: 9 miles in diameter) smashed into Mexico and then the atmosphere was filled with filled with A LOT of was like the time Mount Tambora erupted and covered the world with ash so much that the summer temperatures drop pretty low and everyone's crops died, except this asteroid impact was worse because the temperatures dropped so low that it killed everything. And there were also earthquakes and tsunamis and the usual terrifying crap.

One scientist also has this website where you can see, IN DIAGRAM FORM NOT COOL ANIMATED MOVIES, the effects of the asteroid. See it here. Unfortunately, if that happened today there would be no more life on North America or South America. However, Lighting doesn't strike the  same place twice so I'm going to be optimistic and hope that asteroids don't strike the same  HEMISPHERE twice. Sorry Africa, Europe and Asia.

Via The News

*I don't know what their real name is.

116 Secret Fast Food Items

One of them being the Monster Mac (pictured above), which has a total of EIGHT MEAT PATTIES!!! Annnnddd since when was the Cheesy Gordita Crunch a considered a "secret"? Also I am sooo glad this list reunited me with the Rodeo Burger. Oh, how could I forget about you my favorite, little BK burger concoction? I will be paying you a visit soon. Very soon.


Hooray for Franzia!

Thursday, March 4, 2010

I Don't Know Sht about Web Design...but this site is S-T-U-N-N-I-N-G.

I was directed to this really sweet jeans website today, and it's really amazing because it's so interactive. And that catchy 70's guitar riff just adds to the amazingness (read: undressing the models and throwing them around the place).

The best part is how you can save the frame and make it your desktop. I hate that I didn't think of this first because it would be a great photography project. Maybe I'll do it anyway.


Oh man, I'm so entertained by this it's disgusting....AND STUNNING. And you can buy jeans there if you feel so inclined. Or just play with the guys.

Lack of oxygen makes better creation from the brain. Therefore, i dive under the water, then finally before death, I create suddenly in the brain

Yoshiro Nakamatsu is the inventor of the floppy disk, cd, dvd and kareoke machine. He started inventing when he was 5 years old and still holds the world-breaking record of 3,000 patents. This dude is sooo amazing and HILARIOUS!

iMax iPad case

And if you pre-order before March 3 you'll get $10 off! How exciting! Bahaha

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Personified Purse Trend

Spotted at the Giles Fall 2010, not a dinosaur but....


An earth tone version of Gossamer purse.


A dragon-a-phant purse?

Will 2010 see the return of the teddy bear backpack?

Quiz time!

I lied. The Hiatusaur just went extinct.

This commercial gave me goosebumps.
(p.s. you can pretty much stop watching the video after the commercial.)

New OKGO Video

This band is just so cutting edge.

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

SketchSite ALERT: Chat Roulette

So a week ago my roommate was reading me this article on Yahoo about this new ~*~*~FAD~*~*~ website, that's all the craze in the world now...or whatever. We hadn't heard anything about it, but it was still this ~*~*~*~HUGE~*~*~*~ thing. So I'm like...."FINE, let's see what the big fcking deal is."

And so we went to Chatroulette.

So to explain the concept of this website, basically you click a button and it randomly puts you in a video chat with a stranger. And then you talk to the person on video, or you can chat on the side window whatever. It's funner with the video. And I have to say, this is a pretty fun past time....once you get past all the peens. You  can actually happen upon some pretty hilarious people:

JO BRO, is dat u?!

Catman? Wat?

OH HEY! Barack.

When we tried it we also found:
- An Australian guy who was Heath Ledger's twin. I swear, I think Heath Ledger might STILL be alive because this kid looked EXACTLY like him. And lived in Australia.
- A Mexican singing troupe that played guitar for us and had dancing inflatable flamingos and squirrels.
- A kid who could be the next Numa Numa guy. (read: He was FAT and gravity was not working well with him).
- A Chinese kid who likes Avril Lavigne, but NOT Lady GaGa because she is too sexy, NBA Basketball, specifically the Lakers, and Al Pacino (The Godfather).....he was obviously into the underground shit.

Anyway, Chatroulette started to become a game for us. Here are some ideas if you ever venture into Chatroulette land:
1. Take a shot anytime you see a peen, boobs or anything sex related. 
2. Or anytime you find someone beating one off yell "DAD?!?!?!?!" into your microphone. Then start asking about their mom and grandmother. Throw in some Holocaust imagery and hope the sick bastard goes to bed crying in shame of what they've done to the internet.
3. Wear a mask of some sort and be generally creepy?
4. Pretend like you speak their native language. (This is especially easy with Italian because you just say things like ESPAGHETTI, FETTUCINE, RAVIOLI, MARIO AND LUIGI, etc) over and over.

And 5, my personal favorite:
Become internet singing stars and sing for the people and make them love you. You can even take requests and become the internet's next top idol.

And that is my review of Chatroulette. It's pretty Lulzy actually. Go forth and cure boredom. And hopefully you can get  a chat with the Jonas

Monday, March 1, 2010


I have to go on a little break, concentrate on school blah blah blah. Can't be using my time to post on here, but I'll be back... don't know when, but you'll still have GHP ova hurrr. Til we meet again, I leave you with this:
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