Sam Has Eyebrows

This will be the first and last time I ever post anything about cats, I hate them. But I just discovered the most adorable novelty Instagram account...

  

IT HAS EYEBROWS.

See these and so many more on Instagram: samhaseyebrows
Or learn more about Sam at the official website

mAd CiTy 1

So often I'll be riding through New Orleans when I spot something utterly ridiculous. Thankfully I know have a cell phone who's camera loads fast enough for me to paparazzi shot the cray.

Which is why I decided to start a new WotS series, "mAd CiTy: This City is Full of Freaks".

Spotted at Washington Ave and Magazine St.

"I just blue myself."

Either the Blue Dog came to life or somebody let Tobias Fünke handle their dog

 

 

Spotted at Tulane and Broad (that's right. I hang out at Tulane and Broad.)

"Pharmacy & Restaurant"

Wait what? What REASON is there behind a Pharmacy & Restaurant combination!? I am so confused!

This Harlem Shake Meme is Stupid, but....

I'm sorry, this is absolutely hilarious/adorable.

ECO WARRIOR

BRB. I'm shaking and crying from cute/SAD overload.

Geico Lulz

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

I love the marketing team at Geico. That's why I saved tons of money on my car insurance and switched over to them.

Ask a Silly Question a la Craigslist

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Pal at Big W and standing inline at the check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Diet again although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Pal nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid b*tch...why else would I buy dog food?? 

I love sarcastic people.

via Craigslist

No. No No No NO NO NO NNOOOOONOOOOOONOOOOOO GOD NOOOOOOO

This video may induce vomiting and loss of faith in humanity.

What on earth...are those.....fly legs....on her-NO. NOOOO NO NO NO NO NOOOOO

NO! JUST NOOO!O!!OOOO!!!!!OOOOOO

I'M SHAKING AND CRYING

NOT OKAY GIRL. NOT OKAY.

David Thorne. A True Comedian.

The name may not ring a bell, but I'm sure everyone has seen the email exchange between David and some lady where he tries to pay his bill with a crappy picture of a spider. Well the comedic Gods are smiling upon the world because David Thorne actually has a website with PLENTY more where that came from. He's like all the wit and sarcasm I wish I had rolled into one person who people foolishly keep asking for favors.

His latest exploit is about a Missing Cat named Missy and is hilarious.

Me while I read it.

Read now: "yeah thats not what i was looking for at all"

I Hate Cats

But this is too hilarious.

Hipster Kitty and Friends

A few weeks ago I made a posting about the HILARIOUS Internet Meme "THE PHILOSORAPTOR." It's literally hilarious. Well there are more where that one came from and let me tell you that ALLLLLLL of them are the funniest things ever. Between Yo Dawg, I'mma Let You Finish and these "Advice Dog" variants I don't know which is better. They are all so great.

The Advice Dog: The originator. He gives you great advice.

INSANITY WOLF: IS INSANE and creates teh drama.

Rich Raven: Is a snob.

Pokeparents: If Pokemon were parents. It's funny because the faces match with the personalities. FULL OF LULZ

Courage Wolf: "In contrast to Advice Dog, who might unknowingly lead you to do something you’ll regret, Courage Wolf will help you achieve greatness."

And FINALLY the best one of them all, Hipster Kitty:

Mass Extinction

It seems like FOREVER that we have been debating what caused all the dinosaurs to go extinct many many years ago. Well now a team of 41 scientists from all over the world have been working together and debating and debating and probably throwing chairs and fossils at each other to prove their point....and eventually decided: IT WAS AN ASTEROID.

Usually this image only goes with attractive people, however I thought it was fitting in this context.

"A giant asteroid smashing into Earth is the only plausible explanation for the extinction of the dinosaurs..."

- The Extinction Team as I have appropriately named them*

 Apparently a big f'ing asteroid (read: 9 miles in diameter) smashed into Mexico and then the atmosphere was filled with filled with A LOT of residue...it was like the time Mount Tambora erupted and covered the world with ash so much that the summer temperatures drop pretty low and everyone's crops died, except this asteroid impact was worse because the temperatures dropped so low that it killed everything. And there were also earthquakes and tsunamis and the usual terrifying crap.


One scientist also has this website where you can see, IN DIAGRAM FORM NOT COOL ANIMATED MOVIES, the effects of the asteroid. See it here. Unfortunately, if that happened today there would be no more life on North America or South America. However, Lighting doesn't strike the  same place twice so I'm going to be optimistic and hope that asteroids don't strike the same  HEMISPHERE twice. Sorry Africa, Europe and Asia.

Via The News


*I don't know what their real name is.

Wat.

This was drawn with a pencil.  And holy crap the artist must spend months on one of these.

The Salmon Dance

"Let me introduce to you a brand new dance."
Well not really brand new, it's from 2007. But dope nonetheless. I'm upset I just found out about this.

chemical brothers - the salmon dance from mithatcatan on Vimeo.

I'm her mom!!No she's not.

Bears, Bears and Bears

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!


OH WAIT. Only the COOLEST SLEEPING BAG EVER.

It's a one-of-a-kind sleeping bag art piece but I mean, if this thing was produced in mass I'd shovel out some cash for one.

I'll take one of these bear coat/wedding dresses as well.
Including fire and pose.

Say Hi to my Dinosaur

I got tired of my beagle and traded him in for a baby dinosaur.

I WISH COPPER

Super cool. Lol.

OH HAY

I Now Officially Want a Chameleon

Impressive Chameleon - watch more funny videos

Ray Bans included, preferably.

WTF WHY FROG

WHYYYYYYYYY