Magnetic Jam Session

fantastic.

GHP Loves Florence + The Machine

I kind of want to do a Dog Days Are Over jig for Halloween.

Indie Hipster CRED: Glossy Grizzly Bear

I love them both separately, but they just go so well together!

Indie Hipster CRED: New Of Montreal Video

It's like 10,000 BC meets Pirates of the Caribbean meets Battle Royale.

New Guettablaster

Needs less Black Eyed Peas. His songs and Chris Willis were already perfect without them. Really like the video though. Keep your eye out for the special guest cameo! Although these dancers are pretty obvious.

Hear Hear: Monarchy

Hot track and beautiful video. I just love it when electropop/indie/hipster bands have a lead singer that can actually SING, and the music is really good too. You know...unlike pretty much every other electrindier band these days.....no one can sing.

Whenever I think that by the time millionaires are finally able to go to the moon, like a trip to Six Flags, I will just be pushing 90 and living on a $5 social security check and it makes me want to kill myself. I'M READY FOR THE FUTURE NOW. I want all these future/space videos to be a reality! Trips to the moon for everyone BEFORE 2070.

Hipster Kitty and Friends

A few weeks ago I made a posting about the HILARIOUS Internet Meme "THE PHILOSORAPTOR." It's literally hilarious. Well there are more where that one came from and let me tell you that ALLLLLLL of them are the funniest things ever. Between Yo Dawg, I'mma Let You Finish and these "Advice Dog" variants I don't know which is better. They are all so great.

The Advice Dog: The originator. He gives you great advice.

INSANITY WOLF: IS INSANE and creates teh drama.

Rich Raven: Is a snob.

Pokeparents: If Pokemon were parents. It's funny because the faces match with the personalities. FULL OF LULZ

Courage Wolf: "In contrast to Advice Dog, who might unknowingly lead you to do something you’ll regret, Courage Wolf will help you achieve greatness."

And FINALLY the best one of them all, Hipster Kitty:

ZOMBIEEEEEE Pyramid

In my free time I sometimes like to go through/vote on user submissions on Threadless.com because some of the shirts are FRICKING CLEVER. Case and Point.

UNFORTUNATELY, I think some hipster TRASH took over threadless because witty shirts haven't been printed since like....4 years ago.

If I wanted a GENERIC ~*~SO TRIPPY AND ARTISTIC~*~ print I'd go to Urban Outfitters. KTHX.

In other zombie news....this super awesome popular 5 minute ROBOT INVASION movie plays the song from 28 Days Later. And the song is kind of......AWESOME. The movie gives me so many heart/panic attacks that I didn't even pay attention to the soundtrack.

If there's ever a movie about my life, AND THERE SHOULD BE, track 1...HELLO.

Did you watch the robot movie yet? Because it's really BAMF. Watch it.

2......Um......... Days

Okay 2 Costumes ideas for Today and Yesterday!

1. American Beauty

Materials Needed:
1. Tank top and leggings, or a body suit, or a one piece with tights that match your skin color.
2. Fake rose petals from Michael's. (Or maybe if you want to ZAZZ it up and it a little of your own flavor you can try other flower petals.....DIAMONDS if you're me because Diamonds Are Forever and I love BLING.)
3. Hot glue gun or stapler or needle and thread to sew petals to the clothes.

Cheap, easy, iconic and awesome.

And boys CAN do it too.

I've started watching Daria again recently and fell in love with the ending credits all over again.

Speaking of DARIA...
BONUS COSTUME IDEA:

The characters of Daria would also make fun costumes. If not for Halloween then DEFINITELY for that fun Cartoon Theme Party someone will be throwing soon......HINTTTTTT....CARTOON PARTIES ARE AWESOME....HINTTTTTT.

And <3 ~*~*~*~Lovey Dovey~*~*~*~ <3 couples can dress up as Daria and Trent or something. I love Trent. Idea 2: Hipster, Indie, Aborigines that are found deep in the American Apparel Forests of Los Angeles.

I love their stylist for this album cover. If I was going to be any kind of "wild man" I'd definitely get inspiration from this album cover. And I'll play Electric Feel from my pocket all night.

Hipsters of the Universe

Adriam Riemann has restyled the Masters of the Universe into his version of today's hipsters. He also listed the brands of each character's outfit just like a fashion magazine. My fav is that Skeletor is wearing YSL shoes bahaha!

LASERPHONE

Speaking of offensive things and awesomely BAMF inventions, I was reading Vice magazine (which is a deliciously offensive magazine that swears and publishes offensive articles and is generally awesome because of the lack of censorship/freedom of speech and I got my issue at American Apparel if that's any warning of how "offensive" it is).

Technology issue baby!

And in my technology issue there was an article about all of these invention ideas one of the people working for the magazine has thought of over the years. My favorite, the laser cell phone, had me rolling on the floor. So I had to share it. I'll list the other invention ideas he had as well just for lulz sake.

Top Loader Laptop
(A laptop that works like a typewriter. It forces one to "STRIVE FOR PERFECTION" since the top loader laptop doesn't allow you to backspace. It's permanent, just like a typewriter!)

A Mouthless Woman
Creates a quieter, BJ-less world.

A CELL PHONE WITH LASERS
"We've all be promised more than a little headway in the laser department for more than 30 years without seeing shit. Hello! Laser-developing motherfuckers! Star Trek and Star Wars gave a laser striptease a lifetime ago and we still haven't seen any action. I really don't give a shit about an iPhone with GPS because a) I have GPS in my car and b) I have eyes in my head. Where's a Chinese restaurant? Let me look around. Oh. There's one. What I need IS FUCKING LASERS. I need them to slice things, I need them to maim animals in the way of my car that I don't want to kill, I need them to kill people in the way of my dog that I don't want him to maim, I need them to shoot my mouthless woman in the ass just to remind her she can't scream. AND I NEED THEM NOW. So please, Bill Gates, I know you have lasers up that crazy tomorrow-house of yours, please share. Make the * key the laser button. No one uses that button anymore. *69? What the hell was that about? This is the future. * = laser = dead!"

Permanent Window-Lock Button
(Prevents his dog from jumping out the window while the car is moving. Also renders it impossible to pay toll and get fresh air.)

Titty-Milk Catching Bag
(A bag that catches breast milk like a dookie bag catches horse crap from those horses that pull carriages and what not)

A Light that Never Goes Out

An Exercising Mexican
(A mexican that exercises FOR YOU and you lose the weight while he exercises. So you can lose weight while laying on the couch)

The Vice Camera
(Takes pictures automatically elevated to the awesome level of Vice photographs. And delicously hipster at that)

Lonnie Sound Bite Machine
(A machine that has buttons that plays recordings of the author's retarded Uncle Lonnie cursing)

Oh man. But that Cell phone with lasers. The * button. ACE!
The author of this article was Chris Nieratko so if you want to look him up and email him letters of encouragement to invent the said cell phone...GO FO IT.
Ps. I told you this magazine was OFFENSIVE.

Channel Your Inner Hipster

Get these Shutter Shade necklaces, $40 and 3 or 4 different colorways.

Or get these throwback lensless-frame glasses necklace, also f0r $40 and in 3 or 4 different colorways.

Or you can always go to the craft store and by that "Shinky Dink" activity kit and make your own sunglasses pendants and attach them to chains. $15-ish for like a million pendants?