Who needs two remotes when you can have one?

Because I need more polaroid-like gadgets in my life

I already own a Fujifilm instax camera AND a printer, but I really want this. Polaroid overkill? Nevah.

Technology is BLOWING MY MIND

These wristbands translate sign language into speech. CRAY.

AirPnP Needs to Be a Thing

There's nothing worse than the sudden onset of "I have to go to the bathroom, and I have to go now." Especially when you know finding a toilet is going to be BASICALLY impossible.

WHICH IS WHY I need this app to become a reality.
Like yesterday.

It's a (hilarious) pun on the vacation rental website AirBnB. But like way more useful because THE BATHROOM STRUGGLE IS TOO REAL. Mardi Gras is upon us and there's no way in hell I'm using the Burger King port-o-potties ever again. NEVER. AGAIN.

Sign up to be alerted when the app launches!

And I'm going to pretend like the official iPhone graphic is because iPhone graphics are ubiquitous/easier to find/universally understandable. Not because AirPnP is only for iPhones. Because that would just send my iPhone hate right over the edge.

Plug.dj

So I just found out about this website called Plug.dj. It's basically a form of social media where you go and listen to music with other people. You take turns DJ-ing and people can vote on whether or not they like the song you chose. Oh, and you can also earn points to unlock different avatars. There are rooms for all types of music, and you can even create your own room.

And yes, that screen shot is from me lurking in a Daft Punk room. Typical I know.

Make way for the creepers.

Flirting via interactive digital screen from your airplane seat? 

More like another way to get hit on by creepy strangers. No thank you.
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via DAILY MAIL

So you can order pizza off your Xbox now

Pizza fans REJOICE!!! If you order through the app before May 6, you will get 15% off your first purchase! Pizza party!

via POLYGON

Also, kind of relevant...this makes me laugh a lot.

The Grasshopper is Kind of Amazing

This is kind of a big deal. I absolutely LOVE SpaceX for everything it's doing that NASA can't. This is how we reach the ~future~. I'm ready for my jetpack and personal spaceship.

Breakfast sandwich maker say whaaaa??

Breakfast is hands down my favorite meal of the day. I could even eat it for lunch and dinner (and I have). This machine is pretty amazing if you have an affinity for breakfast sandwiches. It's no replacement for the McGriddle, but it damn sho is fiyaaaaaaaaaa. I mean, a separate egg cooking chamber where you slide out the bottom when it's done cooking and it lands perfectly onto your sandwich? Engineering at its finest. Ok, maybe not at it's finest, but you know what I mean. 

Also, if you love breakfast as much as I do, you should definitely try out this combo sometime:

Waffle + Bacon + Prosciutto pan fry it! + Cheesy Eggs + Waffle

Trust me, it's delicious. I had it for dinner two weeks ago.

 Also, a side of butter, jam or syrup for the waffle really sends it over the edge. 
I think I may have to make this again soon...

i-don't know how i-feel about the i-road

Battery powered super compact mini car by Toyota??

Will this be the transportation of our future? Also, a potential Apple lawsuit? Probably not. I think the hyphen saved them from that. But then again, I'm no lawyer.

Because who doesn't like hot creme sprayed in their faces?

Remember that physicist who built the overly complicated machine to separate the creme from Oreo cookies? Well, looks like Nabisco's Cookie v. Creme campaign is back with a part 2 to this Oreo separator series. I personally am not a big fan of Oreos, but it is fun watching these inventors come up with these super elaborate contraptions.

iPhone Customers....

Just stick with it.

I love xtranormal.

2022: World Cup in Your Hands?

I want this to happen SOOOO bad, THIS was supposed to be the future!

Although I am kind of skeptical...

If You Thought Daft Punk Had a Sweet Setup....

DO WANT.

Blackberry iPad

aka the Blackberry PlayBook. Discuss.

ECO WARRIOR

BRB. I'm shaking and crying from cute/SAD overload.

Transformers USBs in disguise

Jaguar for the Decepticons or Tigerton for the Autobots.

Choose your side. $45, 2 GB... is it worth it? I think so.

Can we Add Apple and AT&T to the list of Boycotted Corporations?!

BP is destroying the planet and Apple's iCRAP STEVE JOBS NEEDS TO STOP RELEASING THE SAME SHIT IN A DIFFERENT PACKAGE is destroying any possibility of me ever owning a smartphone.

Not even out for a month and already sending my rage into dangerous levels.

Since when did AT&T stop offering unlimited data plans? OH WAIT. SINCE THE RELEASE OF THE iTAMPON APPARENTLY. GOD I HATE THAT THING. For the SHIT internet you get on cellphones I want to use it AS MUCH AS I WANT TO (read: Watch tons of Youtube videos at the push of a button FOR FREE no matter where I am and be able to drool at the pictures of Food Gawker while I'm in the grocery store) and I want to pay LESS than the amount I pay for internet on my REAL laptop.

I mean honestly, I'm fine with just GETTING a smartphone and using the other SMART features without using the internet at ALL. I HAVE a laptop already. I just want the other features! When cell phone companies start shutting down like landlines before them I will celebrate. I will spray champagne all over the windows of every cell phone store or office I can find and shower the employees with confetti as they exit with their final paycheck crying. And I won't feel a shed of sympathy.

I even gave the iPad a chance and tried one. OVERRATED. Such a waste of money. Just buy a Macbook please. For $400 more you get Photobooth, Garage Band, good movie making software, better protection of your goods, a keyboard, unlimited internet use, and unlimited downloading for free. Or for like $30 a month if you don't steal wireless from the suckers around you.

Darth Vader for Tom Tom

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