Please, Don't.

Lyrics never sung truer.

You'll like this if you like LMFAO.

Fiya On Tha Dancefloor

Okay. David Guetta is working magic on his new album. He has all these dope songs with people I normally don't like (read: Akon). But these beats are so HOT!

NEW Club Hits

Pardon my french, but THIS SHIT IS HOT.
OMFG. My new club song of the next 2 months.
ON REPEATTTTTT.
And I don't even like Akon that much. D. GUETTS IS A MIRACLE.



And also NEW CROOKERS?! July is a great month.
In case you didn't know, Crookers did that BAMF remix of Day'N'Nite that is way better than the original IMO. And they just have generally awesome, bass heavy songs.

Hear Hear: WERQ

New Ciara ft. Missy Elliot.

OMFG THIS IS FIERCE. She would make Tyra proud. WERQ IT GURL WERQ IT. Holy shit. This is my new workout routine.

Stunning booty popping aside, this video has this dirty quality to it that just SCREAMS 90s and it makes me love it even more. At first I was like...ugh, whoever directed this chose an awful cheap camera, but now I'm like...that's kind of awesome. It's like Sir-Mix-A-Lot esque or All I wanna Do is a Zoom Zoom in your Boom Boom esque. WERQ IT VIDEO DIRECTOR.

NGL though, it reminds me of my main man...BENNY BENNASSI'S AWESOME SATISFACTION VIDEO.

Speaking of Benny Benassi. He's playing at Ampersand New Orleans TONIGHT so go push and touch people in the club to get your satisfaction.

Hear Hear: FLG

CRANK THAT FLG.
And this awesomely Japanland video.

I ALMOST don't even want to promote this.

Date: JUNE...2009.
Venue: Club Ampersand. New Orleans. Louisiana. United States of America. Earth. Milky Way. ...
Events:
1. STEVE AOKI on the 13th.

Light skin, dark skin, my ASIAN PERSUASION

The awesome thing about Steve Aoki is that he's like BFFs with the Cobrasnake. And the Cobrasnake travels with him everywhere. So maybe I can meet the Cobrasnake and he'll make me famous like Cory Kennedy. And then I'll get to meet Cole Mohr. Steve Aoki is also BFFs with the likes of MSTRKRFT who are also pretty awesome. And his dad owns a sushi restaurant franchise thing. And his sister is a famous model who was also in Tokyo Drift. LKF.

2. BENNY BENASSI on the 24th.

Oooooh.....DJ C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKERRRR

The awesome thing about Benny Benassi is that he made the song "Satisfaction." And "I Love My Sex." And "Inside of Me."

Age: 18+ (Put your hands up for New Orleans. I LOVE THIS CITY).
Price: So cheap I'm ACTUALLY offended. Tickets in Miami for Benny Benassi run AT LEAST $60. Divide that by....6-ish. I know.

So basically it's going to be EPIC. I'm SOOOOOO going to be there. There's no way I can miss Satisfaction live.

FYT:

STUNNING. ESPECIALLY WHEN THE BASS STARTS. SO FIERCE I CAN'T EVEN STAND IT.

Miami Goes to New Orleans

AHHH! My two cities are joining together....

This past weekend was the WMC, or Winter Music Conference for those who don't know. Basically it's like the trade show for DJs and it is AMAZING (if you're 21 and have lots of spare cash). Literally, EVERY DJ in the world is in Miami for the WMC weekend and there are events left and right and it's crazy. So much going on that you might actually have to make a sacrifice to see someone. (Eg. Do I see Bob Sinclar or David Guetta because they're both playing on the same night). It's amazing.

I can't personally report on the deets because:
a) The DJs are MAJOR acts so a ticket to one of their club shows is about $300 or
b) Getting into the clubs is HARD because EVERYONE wants to get in. Unless you're buying a VIP table and lots of $100 bottles....I'm going to say getting VIP will set you back ATLEAST $400 dollars....chances of getting in are slim.
c) The events are 21+ and on South Beach. And even with an "ID" it's HARD to get into South Beach clubs because they are STRICT.

And outside of the events there is Ultra Music Festival which is for any and everyone. It is probably one of the greatest music festivals on this planet (provided you like nightclubs). For a mere $200 you can enjoy 2 days of DJs, crowds, and overpriced water. And the crowd isn't a normal crowd....I'd say 95% of the people are on some kind of psychadelic/hardcore drug. (Ultra fest aka Ultra ECSTACY Fest). But really it's great. Next time I have $200 lying around in March I'm going for sure.

WMC ASIDE, Club Amperstand is having a "WMC in New Orleans" event. It's destined to be sick because the WMC in essence is GREAT. Attend it!!! Thankfully people in New Orleans have a heart and probably won't charge you $300 to get in.

I don't know who Trent Cantrelle is...but whatever. Live shows are the best kind.

New Tunes

And I quote: "It Is Here." And it is Crank-Tastic.

New Bloody Beetroots featuring Steve Aoki! I'm feeling the vid as well.

Hear Hear: Don Diablo

New, AMAZING Video! Sparking controversy already.
This is what Don Diablo says about the video: ''I think this video gives a good representation of what goes on in my head when I am asleep, it's like a drug free LSD trip for pros.''

I WISH my dreams were this awesome.

Don Diablo is a DJ from Amsterdam (read: best city ever). This song is awesome. And more importantly.... this is what Don Diablo looks like.

Heh heh heh heh heh heh.......

Ohhh I might just have to buy a fake ID now.

Won't You Back That Azz Up

Oh Hell Naw! They done let this man out of prison so he can go beat up more women and perform a few concerts. Jk jk.

But seriously Juve will be performing at REPUBLIC NEW ORLEANS on MONDAY FEBRUARY 23 at 9:30 PM. It starts RIGHT AFTER ORPHEUS so you can walk right over after you get your bead on. And back that ass up to some JUVE BBY.

Regular Tickets: $20 at the door $15 advance
VIP: $40 at the door $30 advance and you get a meet and greet with JUVE BBY and access to the sweet lounge areas upstairs.

It's 18+ to party hardy. SO GO SEE JUVENILE and some other musicians.

Buy tickets here
Official Website

I would also like to take this time to point out some other upcoming events at Republic New Orleans:

Hell, I'd bed him.

On March 27 there's a guy named G-Eazy performing. He looks like he'll put on a really fun show...I'm intrigued. 18+, $5

"G-Eazy is a rapper, producer, performer, graphic designer and video editor. He was raised in Oakland, CA, but is currently based out of New Orleans, LA."

Love that funk.

On May1 we have George Clinton and Parliament Funkadelic (with hits such as Atomic Dog "Bow wow wow yippe yo yippe yay"). Sure to be an acid trip. 18+, $35

LA Banana Split

If you're in/around Los Angeles today (Feb 1st) and you're "21" I'd HIGHLY suggest going to Banana Split Sundae!
Get photographed by the Cobrasnake.
Go put some moves on Steve Aoki or DJ AM.
Go hang out with the other celebs who will probably be there and enjoy life.
I wish I could go. =(

"GUEST LIST ONLY!
FREE When You Send Your Names To
PARTYLINE@DIMMAK.COM
(Subject Header: Banana Split 02/01)"

Party starts at 10!

Get On This

For the International crowd:

Dim Mak Record's European tour! Featuring Steve Aoki!!!


Love this man. Would bed him in a hot second.

Catch Aoki and the Bloody Beetroots and probably others at these places:
Stockholm @ Berns Salonger - Feb 4
Oslo @ Bla - Feb 5
Madrid @ Low Club - Feb 6
Barcelona @ Nitsa - Feb 7
Dublin @ Button Factory - Feb 11; @ Transmission - Apr 25
Paris @ Social Club - Feb 12
Berlin @ Icon Club - Feb 13
London @ The Egg - Feb 27
Cape Town South Africa @ The Assembly - Mar 6
Johannesburg @ The End Is Live - Mar 7
Rotterdam @ Maassilo - Apr 29
Milano @ Magnolia - May 8

Steve Aoki


Bloody Beetroots

Via: Myspace

FYI: Dim Mak records is the label founded by Steve Sexypants Aoki. People on this label include:
Bloc Party, The Bloody Beetroots, Gossip, The Kills, Klaxons, and MSTRKRFT.

Hear Hear: BUL!M!ATRON!

You can't go wrong with a band name like BUL!M!ATRON!

GIVE ME BASS OR GIVE ME DEATH. This shit would be so dope in a club.

To people living in the great land of Los Angeles, CA...BUL!M!ATRON! live! I'd suggest hitting it up.

Myspace for downloads and show dates!

Events in New Orleans

Samantha Ronson of LiLo fame makes her way to the Big Easy. If I was in New Orleans, I'd def go. Haven't heard her sets before, but I'm curious as hell.

Click the flyer for tickets ($15).

LIVE SHOW: Crookers

ONCE AGAIN, The best things DO come in twos. Straight out of the great land of Italy, I bring you Crookers. And they are PLAYING LIVE IN MIAMI THIS SATURDAY NOVEMBER 8TH. Unfortunately, it's 21+ (f the drinking age). It's in South Beach (F SOUTH BEACH TOO AND IT'S STRICT 21 BULL) at the Heathrow Lounge. Tickets $15. If you can, GO. Live my dream. Shows like this do not disappoint.

Here check out this dope song if the baller flyer doesn't convince you:

Wait for it...wait for it....OOOOOOOOH SHIT! (0:32) SOMEONE STOP LETTING ME FIND ALL THESE DOPE DJ GROUPS!!!! I WANT TO START MY OWN NOW!!!

Here's another sick song because this stuff is blowing my head right now:

Uh. Uh. Uh. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHITTTTT (at 0:57).
DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN. OMGGG. I WANT TO GO REAL BAD.

MSTRKRFT UPDATE

If the dope flyers don't sell you, I don't know what will.

Hear Hear: The Best Things Come in Twos

Sonny and Cher, Ike and Tina, Jay-Z and Beyonce, peanut butter and jelly, Hillary and Bill, David and Goliath, fanboys and Anime, tortoise and hares, Will and Grace, Adam and Eve, eyes...

Dinosaur and Golden Hot Pants

DAFT PUNK

JUSTICE

AND MSTRKRFT

Okay, this shit has, LEGIT, been on repeat on my computer for a few weeks now. AGHHHHH! I WANT TO BE A DJ PAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AGHHHHH!!!!!!
Apparently on October 25 MSTRKRFT is making some kind of appearance at Club Amperstand, NOT VOODOO FEST. I wasn't planning on going back to New Orleans until Christmas, but holy shit after hearing MSTRKRFT is playing there I think I might HAVE to go.

Source: MSTRKRFT's MYSPACE

Party: San Diego

I envy anyone living in San Diego right now!

I WANT A SWAG BAG!!!!!

=( I'll go cry in a corner now.