Why is this the first time I've seen this trailer?

James Franco
Selena Gomez

 Vanessa Hudgens

that girl from Pretty Little Liars
some girl i don't know 

and GUCCI MANE??!!!!

This looks like the worst movie ever, but I'm kind of diggin the movie poster...

I mostly just really love that unicorn ski mask.

Little Jenny wears stripper shoes to Warped Tour

tWeEnS: New Justin Beib- I mean new kid on the block Cody Simspon

WHO is this ~*~*~*TWEEN'S*~*~*~ stylist because they should be fired. The only thing worse than bermuda shorts are bermuda shorts on a prepubescent cherub looking child. The cruiser bike, pink cardigan and lack of any masculine defining features at kind of disturbs me.

And he looks like Charlie Bucket.

AM I RIGHT?

And Baby is the worst song ever.

-end tween bitterness-

ON ANOTHER NOTE, Paranormal Activity 2 Trailer debuted at the Eclipse premiere:

OCTOBER 22, 2010

Best Halloween Present Ever

TwiFever

Check it out, some jewelery company (that should probably go out of business now) teamed up with Stephanie Meyer to create a real life version of the engagement ring Edward gave Bella in Eclipse.

I mean...I don't hate the idea. If I owned a jewelery company this could potentially bring in lots of dough because there are tons of tweens in the world who would actually waste their parents' money on this.

But here's where this whole plan goes sour:

1. The ring is UGLY. 

If I wanted a roly poly on my finger I'd go dig in the dirt like I did when I was 8.

2. They are actually pitching this as a REAL engagement ring. FOR $2000. COME ON. $2000 for a diamond roly poly. No thank you. I could get this from a gumball machine for a quarter. 

* There's also a $40 dollar version that looks exactly like the $2000 version. Really? Just really?

ONION RING FANS

One Question: Can this Onion Ring get more fans than Justin Bieber?

One Answer: Yes. In fact the onion ring got more fans than Justin Bieber in the 5 days of its existance.

Now, if you haven't, I think everyone should donate their time and facebook page to this noble cause as it moves on to take down Miley Cyrus next. And some unmentionable person after Miley Cyrus. Let's face it, Onion Rings are way more enjoyable than tweens.

And also, WotS has a fan page, if you haven't joined it yet!

SPOTTED: Chuck and V

I have found my new, yearly Superbowl Tradition.
That just happens to be my PERSONAL photograph of Ed Westwick (read: He is...Chuck Bass) and Jessica Szohr, who are dating in real life.

Other people at this event:
CHACE CRAWFORD.
Eli Manning.
Marissa Miller (Victoria Secret Model).
Taylor Lautner and Kellan Lutz (dear God, the tweens were out in throngs and I wanted to snap all of their spines).
The Asian lab scientist on Dexter.
Brian McKnight (making a come back or something)?
Jennifer LOPEZ.
Marlon Wayans.
And a bunch of other people.

It was pretty awesome.
End.

TWEEEEENSSSSS

Things about this video that OFFEND me:
1. This kid has an iphone.
2. This kid is friends with "Usher" and has "Usher" as a contact in his cell phone.
3. This kid is "holding down" "Usher's" house for the day.
4. The tweens are throwing a house party.
5. There are pinwheels at the house party.
6. The "love interest" is wearing a Rastafarian belt.

and on a happier note

7. Why is this kid's voice so good?! shttttttt....

BAHAHAHAHAAA