tWeEnS: New Justin Beib- I mean new kid on the block Cody Simspon

WHO is this ~*~*~*TWEEN'S*~*~*~ stylist because they should be fired. The only thing worse than bermuda shorts are bermuda shorts on a prepubescent cherub looking child. The cruiser bike, pink cardigan and lack of any masculine defining features at kind of disturbs me.

And he looks like Charlie Bucket.

AM I RIGHT?

And Baby is the worst song ever.

-end tween bitterness-

ON ANOTHER NOTE, Paranormal Activity 2 Trailer debuted at the Eclipse premiere:

OCTOBER 22, 2010

Best Halloween Present Ever

I hope I never run into this guy when I'm out.

Don't feel like you're obligated to watch the whole video. I didn't. I got enough guido overload after the first 20 seconds after the 1 minute 15 sec point.

COCKROACHES

Recently Zoo York released some.....new decks......

FEATURING COCKROACHES.

WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS?!

The art on them is so undeniably cool, but COCKROACHES?! Are there really no better insects?! I honestly could NOT bring myself to ride one of these. Especially that creepy ass gold one! UGHHHH

So sorry Zoo York, but these are just gross. I'll continue my skateboard search elsewhere.

SNEAKY ELEPHANTS

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