LOL-PLANE: This MIGHT be a Kanye West Twitter Blog. On a TINY JET.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

I may only hate him with 998 fiery passions now...you know since I found out he does free concerts for kids in Chicago high schools....where he probably only talks about himself......998.5 fiery passions now. Kanye on Twitter is the best thing to happen to Twatter since the Celebrity Tweet Museum. 

I can't wait for some Kanye twaat illustrations to be posted.

In other news: I have to use spray tan now because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning salons. LOLSHORE. Best night ever.

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Only Missing a Double Wide

Driving down the highway, I was utterly amused when I spotted this beauty.

Your eyes aren't deceiving you.

I bet they felt like a million bucks seeing me eagerly snapping away pictures on my cell phone. But no baby, no. This is some of the most ghetto-fab nonsense ever. It looks ridiculous on SUVs/Trucks already WHY put this on an Impala?! STAMP OF GHETTO AUTHENTICITY!

Feeling Bored?

Lazing around home with nothing to do? Gather some friends and make a trip to Walmart (or Target if there are no Walmarts). Print this up and have the ultimate people watching competition.

I think it would also be funny to use these tasks as a photo scavenger hunt. Assign each task a point value; set a time limit; and see who can get photos with the most items within the given time! Fun fun under the sun.

My family is ghettoooo

My grampa comes over this morning for a random visit. I'm the only one home. He wanders around the house commenting on random things like our TV and christmas decorations. He shows me his health insurance cards and asks which ones are expired. He comes over to some plants my madre has by the window. He rearranges them saying the tallest one (in picture above) should be close to the edge of the window so its stems can stand upright. He tries to lean them up against the wall. They fall back down to their previous limping stage. He asks if I know where some string is so we can tie it up. I tell him I don't. He looks around and finds a big roll of duct tape. He tapes the plant stems together and then tapes those to the window (see picture above). I'm just gonna leave it there for the rest of my family to see.