I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE

MAC AND CHEESE BREAD CONE WITH BACONNN!!!

Apparently they have these at Disneyland. Well, I WANT IT NOW!!! Someone please help me. 

Image via THE DISNEY FOOD BLOG

Bob's Burgers FORREAL

Bob's Burgers is this great TV show on Fox (and Netflix). I mean how could it be anything BUT great with H. Jon Benjamin's voice involved. If you haven't seen it, watch it. If you have seen it, then you probably are as obsessed with Bob's Burger of the Day as I am. I literally want to eat every burger on that board.

Which is why this tumblr is giving me ALL THE LIFE.

The Bob's Burger Experiment

"A cooking blog dedicated to Bob's Burger of 
the Day... and also Louise's awesome ideas.

I take the punderful name from Bob's Burger 

of the Day chalkboard, and I come up with a 
recipe for it. Then I make it - and I haven't 
made a bad one yet (mostly)."

Just a taste of this punderful, heavenly website:

I Know Why the Cajun Burger Sings

And if you're feeling lazy, BuzzFeed did God's work and compiled a list of 13 burgers to try. It's glorious really. Finally something useful from BuzzFeed!

At any rate, I'm trying ALL THE BURGERS.

The Ramen Burger

I think i'd like this.

via GOTHAMIST

8 Delicious Breakfast Smoothies and a Pro-Tip for Making Them

It is actually very difficult to make a good smoothie. We've all tried it. You know, toss some strawberries and bananas into a blender. Add some milk or something. Blend it. Then be disappointed at how unsatisfying it is.

Which is why I POUNCE on every smoothie recipe I can find. Having no culinary bone in my body, I need other people to tell me what to put in my smoothies!

This Article from the great people of Buzz Feed is about to transform my freezer. Storing all of the ingredients in a zip lock baggie? GENIUS. Even better that they include 8 recipes to start you out!

GO GO GO

As an added bonus here is my very precise Jamba Juice's Mango-A-Go-Go recipe (because it's the only thing that matters at Jamba Juice) and it's a delicious snack:

For 1 serving

Like 5 pieces of frozen mango cubes
Like 5 pieces of frozen pineapple cubes
Like 5 pieces of ice
Fruit juice that has passion fruit juice in it
Optional: Protein Powder

Combine errything in a blender. Pour juice until it's like half an inch from the top of the frozen stuff. You'll know if you've used enough juice because if you haven't, the smoothie will just kind of sit in the blender even though it's running. (If this happens just add more juice). And there we have it. Mango-A-Go-Go for a fraction of the price!

So you can order pizza off your Xbox now

Pizza fans REJOICE!!! If you order through the app before May 6, you will get 15% off your first purchase! Pizza party!

via POLYGON

Also, kind of relevant...this makes me laugh a lot.

Egg-ceptionally unnecessary

Slide on Into Summer With These Gorgonzola Bacon Sliders

Summertime and the eatin's easy!

I can't tell what I love more about this, the burger or the bun. Soon to be my barbeque staple.

Recipe for Burger and Grain Free Bun

I like eating raw ramen but this is a bit much...

GHP posts about delicious gourmet sandwiches and I post this. I think this is about as far as you can get from gourmet. They could have at least melted the cheese.

via NEATORAMA

25 Mouthwatering Gourmet Sandwiches

Summer time and the eatin's easy!

 You can never go wrong with a sandwich! Men Health compiled this amazing list of gourmet sandwiches that I think anyone could enjoy. Especially the sandwiches with bacon.

via Men's Health

This Everything Salad is...Everything!

Summer time and the eatin's easy!

The perfect salad for that phase of your life when you fancy yourself eating healthy/on a diet/improving your life choices. In theory you don't even need a dressing because the fruit take its place, but I'd still probably douse it in an olive oil balsamic mixture.

Recipe Here

Breakfast sandwich maker say whaaaa??

Breakfast is hands down my favorite meal of the day. I could even eat it for lunch and dinner (and I have). This machine is pretty amazing if you have an affinity for breakfast sandwiches. It's no replacement for the McGriddle, but it damn sho is fiyaaaaaaaaaa. I mean, a separate egg cooking chamber where you slide out the bottom when it's done cooking and it lands perfectly onto your sandwich? Engineering at its finest. Ok, maybe not at it's finest, but you know what I mean. 

Also, if you love breakfast as much as I do, you should definitely try out this combo sometime:

Waffle + Bacon + Prosciutto pan fry it! + Cheesy Eggs + Waffle

Trust me, it's delicious. I had it for dinner two weeks ago.

 Also, a side of butter, jam or syrup for the waffle really sends it over the edge. 
I think I may have to make this again soon...

Because who doesn't like hot creme sprayed in their faces?

Remember that physicist who built the overly complicated machine to separate the creme from Oreo cookies? Well, looks like Nabisco's Cookie v. Creme campaign is back with a part 2 to this Oreo separator series. I personally am not a big fan of Oreos, but it is fun watching these inventors come up with these super elaborate contraptions.

Mmm buttery.

SOMEBODY FIND ME THIS BAG OF CHEETOS NOWWWWWWW

I seriously just did a Google Images backwards search to try and find the distributor of this! I LOVE Cheetos Puffs. Every time my grandma visits, she brings me 4 HUGE bags of them. They are so addictive. They just melt in your mouth. Uggghhhhh so processed cheese good. You know what would be even better than a jumbo bag of Cheetos Puffs? A jumbo bag of FLAMIN' HOT CHEETOS!!!! Ohhhhh man... my mouth is watering right now just thinking about that red hot 25% of your daily sodium intake goodness. I need help.

Fun fact: The inventor of Flamin' Hot Cheetos was a janitor.

image via BUZZFEED

Pantone + Food = Yumtastic Deliciously Awesome Art

These two amazing artists paired Pantone colors and food in such different, yet beautiful ways.  I especially love the bacon and egg combo because, uhhh who doesn't love bacon?!! and eggs, but more importantly BACON!

Alison Anselot

David Schwen

via Allison Anselot & David Schwen

Make your dinner a WEINER with Happy Hot Dog Man

D= CEREAL WHY?

On the subject of gross food.



I CAN'T EVEN DEAL WITH THIS.

Everyone should be passing out these confectioneries for Halloween

CHOCOLATE BACON!!!!!

I introduce to you the pizza ta---- excuse me, I just vomed.

Pop Tarts and bacon?

General Tso's poptarts VOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Like the dudes said,"Let's just stick with the bacon"