Jeremy Scott does Bacon. Remains ~*~So MeAtY~*~

    

Atleast, I think that's supposed to be bacon.

He also chanels his INNER GAGA

    

No. No No No NO NO NO NNOOOOONOOOOOONOOOOOO GOD NOOOOOOO

This video may induce vomiting and loss of faith in humanity.

What on earth...are those.....fly legs....on her-NO. NOOOO NO NO NO NO NOOOOO

NO! JUST NOOO!O!!OOOO!!!!!OOOOOO

I'M SHAKING AND CRYING

NOT OKAY GIRL. NOT OKAY.

Little Jenny wears stripper shoes to Warped Tour

Vintage Daft

I'm super excited about this facebook effort to get Daft Punk to play at Voodoo Fest 2010, since this is the greatest year ever and Daft Punk will be going on world tour hopefully and they definitely have new music coming out soon because they did the score for Tron Legacy that is coming out in DECEMBER. Oh God this year will be great.

Note: Shameless plug for anyone on facebook who cares about seeing Daft Punk at Voodoo to join the group, yah?


At any rate, here is some vintage Daft Punk from a time when advertisements were apparently amazing even though the product was GOD-AWFUL.

Can Gap.....or anyone for that matter....please do more ads with Daft Punk? I mean....that denim is AWFUL but paired with Daft Punk I kind of feel like shopping at the Gap right now.

Vajazzling aka Bedazzling your vageegee

Apparently the trend really hit it off when Jennifer Love Hewitt announced that she Vajazzles regularly. Although I personally don't think it's worth $50 to bedazzle my cooch, other ladies beg to differ. Case in point, this quote from the Vajazzle blogumentary:

" Vajazzling, in my opinion, is the only civilized way to wear rhinestones."

Whatever floats your boat. I guess.

OFFENSIVE CONTENT: WTF BELLY RING. WTF.

My stock pile of belly button rings and what not has gradually dwindled since I bought like 20 of them in high school. I'm getting scared that when I lose the current one I'll be FORCED to finally wear the remaining "69" ring. We all know what baggage comes with the "69" belly button ring (read: Trailer Park).

So I'm shopping for a new stockpile. But OMG, I think in the...IDK....4 years since I bought my last stockpile the rings have gotten EVEN TRASHIER. I didn't think it was possible to get worse than the "playboy," "69," "BITCH," "PORN STAR" dangly bits.
And then I found it. A belly button ring to trump them ALL. The KING of trashy.
BEHOLD, so WTF I don't even want the picture on the front page of the blog.

JWOWW's idea of a clothing line is one top in 6 different colors

Haha

This is ALMOST the Bacon Blog...Except Not really

YOU LOOKIN' KIND OF FLY
IN THAT BACON PRINT TUXEDO.

CamoTape

COME ON NOW.
Not only is this get up made out of duct tape...IT'S ALSO CAMOUFLAGE. I hope you got scholarship money for going to prom like this.

Camouflage duct tape dress. PSHHHHH.
Not gonna lie though, that construction of the dress is pretty tight.

And I thought the fannypack was bad

$850.00 for this Alexander Wang creation. Thanks, but no thx. K thxs.

The Derelicte of Chanel

via Sarah's Electronic Blog Ride, original source Jak & Jil

Spanx For Men

Remember when Michael Kors said he wanted Spanx for Men? Looks like somebody was already working on it. The Ript Fusion claims to be a "body-sculpting undershirt designed to support your core, shave inches off your belly and enhance your posture.", and it also includes a panel that "firmly shapes and smoothes bust line to hips". Even with the manly name RIPT FUSHION, you still can't disguise the fact that this undershirt basically is Spanx, for men. I don't know what dude is going to buy this at $58 a pop, but if you really want to try to have sculpted abs without the workout, I guess you could try this. Or, if you're trying to fit into your shmediums. I mean, it does come in v-neck, too.

Hmm? Hmm? Maybe? Maybe not.

What will they think of next?

I was browsing through American Apparel's coming soon section and found these. First I thought, really now? Who's going to wear these? But then I realized that these are sooo ridiculous that I bet everyone will be trying to pull off these diddys. I'm thinking they might wear some crazy print legging underneath so that the two butt cheeks are hyper-contrasting with the legging layer over them, or maybe they might have on some underwear with words on the butt that can finally be shown to the public. Iunnevenknow but... the leggings are very reminiscent of Regina's boob cut-out shirt except it's leggings and the cut-outs expose your butt.

You know what really grinds my gears: Animal Traffickers

[WARNING: Some gross pictures in post]

"The Thai Navy arrested eight animal traffickers in possession of two tiger carcasses, both chopped in half, and 45 pangolins as they attempted to smuggle the animals across the Mekong River into Lao PDF." via Planet Save



Do you REALLY need exotic animal skin that bad? I mean I'm no animal activist peta freak, but this is just vile, AND now those peta bizzaros are probably going to include these images in their stupid peta campaigns and the slide shows they use to try and manipulate people into shoving gory photos in your face all around town and running naked on runways ruining all the hard work those designers put into their fashion shows. URRGHHHH see what this has become!? A DOUBLE grind my gears. About YOU idiot traffickers and those dumb peta pinheads. I hope one day I catch you trafficking some animals so I can lay you on top of a bed of rusty tetnis infected nails and shards of glass AND FIRE then have tigers, lions and bears pounce on top of your burning body til those objects pierce through your organs. Oh, and also while I force you to watch those disgusting peta videos. Don't you dare harm Mike's cousins.

FINALLY, Ed Hardy Makes something WORTHY of Purchase

BEGIN OPINION: I HATE Ed Hardy. With a FIERY passion. Ed Hardy is AWFUL. AWFUL. I think it's the trashiest, most overrated clothing line ever. I'd sooner wear Baby Phat than Ed Hardy, and I'm NOT wearing Baby Phat ever. I'd rather die. The fact that people will spend more than $5 on any Ed Hardy shirt or anything blows my mind. And in Miami (aka where I spend 75% of my year these days) Ed Hardy is a GOD. They WORSHIP HIM. AND I DON'T KNOW WHY!! There's so much knock off Ed Hardy that it makes my head want to explode from gaudy, trashy OVERLOAD. In conclusion: Ed Hardy can die in a fire and I would not be upset. END OPINION.

That being said, I FINALLY found something Ed Hardy that is actually worthy of spending ANY amount of money on. Get this....

REMOTE CONTROL PIRATE SHIP. THAT'S RIGHT.

I mean I'd take a remote control pirate ship any day!! And this is so much better than those GOD AWFUL trash-tastic shirts. And the best part about this ship....IT'S ON SALE FOR $40 WITH FREE SHIPPING (Originally $120 as per Ed Hardy's usual OBSCENE pricing). If I had $40 to spare I'd definitely be all up on this deal right now.

ManNOOOOOOOOOlo

My roomate sends me this link via Facebook. Please tell you you aren't serious! I thought you were way classier than this Manolo! Where would anyone ever wear these?! And who in their right MIND would wear these! Ew. Ew. and Ew.

FUGever 21

My roomate and I are procrastinating for finals. She AIMs me this link.

This is probably one of the worst jackets I have ever seen in MY LIFE. The company is probably running out of money for supplies due to the recessive economy, and they saw some pieces of fur lying around, some knit fabric, a few leather buckles and was like "Let's make a jacket out of this!"

The description of the item says:

"Strut your fashion instincts with this unique and stylish zip-up jacket featuring a faux leather body with edgy functional strap details..."

edgy functional strap details? functional for what? Oh! For choking myself to death because i just realized how stupid I was for buying the jacket in the first place!

FUG to the LY

Prada's launching a new cheaper line called "Prada Special Stones". All the pieces will retail for under $1000, and aparently you can detach the chains on the purses to use as a necklace. I don't care if the economy's going down and you're trying to help a sista out with more afforable "luxury" goods, Prada. You can help a sista out by throwin that bedazzled hot mess you've created in a bubbling pit of lava.

Yep, yep, yep, I'm back, I'm back on the prowl

FUG-A-TROCIOUS!! Please don't go and buy these for the winter. No matter how comfty they might be.