Thursday, December 31, 2009

I love the new Critic's Choice Award commericials

Happy NYE!

And what better way to celebrate NYE than list the Top 5 most painful foods to puke up tomorrow morning or maybe the Top 5 most painful foods to puke up tonight...

5. Tortilla chips & Salsa
They might be mighty tasty as you mindlessly dip into the bowl of chips over and over again throughout the evening. But when those sharp-edged chips are tearing gashes in your esophagus as you vomit them up, followed closely by the sting of the spicy salsa burning through those cuts (and the rest of your throat) like acid, you'll wish you'd stuck to the Chex mix.

4. Spring Rolls
While this may not seem like an obvious choice, take it from us... The sticky rice paper and clear noodles have a horrible way of getting caught in your throat, tripping that gag reflex over and over again as you desperately try to hack the food up like a cat with a giant hairball. And that peanut sauce you ate with them? Turns into pure acid in the stomach. Stick to egg rolls.

3. Italian Food
Tomato sauce, garlic, red pepper -- all the things that get the stomach acid churning and burning as that partially-digested food begins to make its way back up. Imagine how that's going to feel coming back up your raw, rum-torn throat. To add insult to injury, the red sauce stains your toilet bowl (or sink, if you're really unlucky and have poor aim).

2. Barbecue
The barbecue sauce is bad enough in and of itself, turning to a battery acid-like pH level in your stomach before coming back up. But it's the meat that really gets us, especially if you were eating brisket. The fatty pieces and meaty chunks feel for all the world like you're vomiting up human flesh. And in your inebriated condition, that's only going to make you throw up even harder.

1. Beef Jerky
One of the most difficult foods to digest, the tough, fibrous jerky will feel like a pair of ragged claws belonging to some hellish creature that's trying to escape from your gut as you wretch into the street or alley or wherever the hell you've ended up after eating a ton of beef jerky and drinking until you puke. We're not judging. But you've been warned.

via Houston Press

Because who doesn't want hair like Pauly D?

1901 on the streets

More Phoenix on the streets including Lisztomania, One Time Too Many and Long Distance Call

Wednesday, December 16, 2009



My mouth just dropped in disbelief.
I WANT MY GROCERIES TO COST A NICKEL!!!!!
AND MY PANTRY TO LOOK LIKE THAT!!

New experiment for the spring: Spend hours a day looking for coupons to get everything for free. Then do exactly what this woman does.

SALE ALERT: American Apparel

Just a warning that American Apparel will be on the greatest designer discount website group ever because the deals are so great.

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GILT FUSE.
TODAY. AT NOON. 2 WORDS: AMERICAN APPAREL.

GOOOOO. And there's a special where if you spend $50 on American Apparel you'll get a $10 account credit!

Done and Done.
Invitation Link if you haven't already hopped on the bandwagon of AWESOME.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Weezy meet Weezy!

The greatest name collaboration ever. And it helps that I love both of these musical...things...entities?



WEEZER MEET WEEZY!
Or Weezy meet Weezy.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

DEAD SNO



Zombies! Nazi Zombies....
NGL, the makeup/zombies look really good in this movie.

And for the more serious "zombie/sickness taking over the world" type movie (that I'm personally more impartial to) check out The Crazies.


Having Mad World in the trailer is kind of selling point for me.

Monday, December 7, 2009

Scwepps Short Film

This is the cutest short film ever! It's a love story and even though the film is only 12 minutes long, it's still very touching. And adorable.

Science Experiment of Awesome: Invisible Bottle



Want to see a magic trick?
Watch me make this bottle, DISAPPEAR.

Friday, December 4, 2009

Thursday, November 19, 2009

OFFENSIVE CONTENT: Trucker's Delight

This video DEFINITELY has OFFENSIVE CONTENT. WARNING YOU AHEAD OF TIME.
But it's so awesome, I can't NOT share it.
And I'm in LOVE with this song. A+.
And Flairs is French Electronica just like YOU KNOW WHO....
JUST SAYIN'


FLAIRS - TRUCKERS DELIGHT from 3rd Side Records on Vimeo.


In other news....

R.I.P. DAUL KIM

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I LOVED BLONDE DAUL!!

A supermodel that I genuinely LOVED. I EVEN FOLLOWED HER BLOGGER!!! A great loss to the fashion world! Only 20 years old, WHYYYY!?!?!

Monday, November 16, 2009

Please, Don't.



Lyrics never sung truer.

You'll like this if you like LMFAO.

WAT? Where have YOU been?

Tahj Mowry (of Smart Guy fame) is having a try at a singing career?



Well I love the Boom Boom Satellites. And I think this version/video of their song is much better:


I mean honestly, this video is F**KING AWESOME.
The gritty camera work!
The graphic design aspect!
The simplicity!
THE BAND THAT PLAYS INSTRUMENTS!
Mixed with the awesome DJ/Scratching/Mixing of the actual chorus.
Why would they ruin this song?!?!?!

Hahahaaa...Tahj Mowry. Oh boy. Not gonna lie, with his fame/following I would expect better from him. Not some Lloyd wannabe type. With a band. DISAPPOINTED.

I Now Officially Want a Chameleon




Ray Bans included, preferably.

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

See See: MOVIE VIDEO



I just think this video is amazing. Creativeeeeee.

The remix is pretty hot too though.

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Halloween Shots

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This is quite possibly the coolest looking drink. Ever.

BLOODY BRAIN SHOTS:

Channel your inner mad scientist with this Bloody Brain Shooter. Mixing acidic lime juice and Irish cream causes the cream to curdle, creating brain-like strands in the shot.

Ingredients:

1 1/4 oz. strawberry vodka such as Stoli
1/8 oz. Rose’s lime juice
3/4 oz. Bailey’s Irish Cream
Splash of grenadine

Preparation: Chill vodka for better smoothness. Add vodka and lime juice to a shaker, shake and strain into a shot glass. Using a straw, dip some Bailey’s Irish Cream into the shot. Once you submerge the straw into the Bailey’s put your finger on top of the straw to hold the Bailey’s in the straw. Dip the straw tip into the vodka and slowly release your top finger. The Bailey’s will curdle a little bit due to the lime juice and you should be able to make strands of Bailey’s.

Repeat the straw/Bailey’s process to build a “brain” in the shot glass. Add a splash of grenadine to the concoction to add the ‘blood’ to the mix. Down the hatch as a shot.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

GILT SALES

I just want to call to everyone's attention that TODAY on the Gilt Groupe you can get super discounted:





I just bought some RetroSuperFuture Sunglasses!!

But remember, you need to have membership to shop there!
If you don't click here to register and get these mad discounted designer goods.

Monday, October 26, 2009

I'm torn


I hate PETA, but I love Animal Collective. WHY?! WHY DID YOU DO THIS ANIMAL COLLECTIVE?! C'mon now, did you see the other people working the campaign. Other people aka BRODY JENNER?

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Halloween Countdown CONTINUES

1. Halloween for the UNINTERESTED:



Get into the spirit without actually getting into the spirit.

2. A BIRD.

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I mean really, Alexander McQueen did it BEST. Cover yourself with feathers and be done!

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And throw a birdCAGE on your head for good measures.

The Bacon Blog: Pancakes and Teeth

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Mo's bacon choco chip pancake mix

Bacon lovers, rejoice! This pancake mix
is all about your favorite breakfast meat.
Featuring a delicious buttermilk pancake
mix and Vosges Chocolates’ famous Mo
Bacon Bar chips, it’s the perfect mix of
salty, smoky, and sweet! All natural. 16
oz. Shelf life of 6 months.


Ummmm........oooookayyyy......

$14 at FREDFLARE.COM!

Clean up after with some....

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BACON FLAVORED FLOSS.
$9 at FREDFLARE.COM

Monday, October 19, 2009

I Have A Problem

I am addicted to CollegeHumor.com.



BUT ANYTHING WITH WILL SMITH IS AUTOMATICALLY AWESOME.

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Saturday, October 17, 2009

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Me! Me! This is SO my Itunes!



Almost as cool as the ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY....of AWESOMENESS.


I know every lyric to this song by heart and am proud to admit it.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

I was just on The Cobra Snake and this is what I found.

17 days til Halloween!

Since GHP has been putting up all these costume ideas, I thought I'd do my part by giving some input as well. One of the greatest resources IMO is Craftster.org. So, I scratched the surface a bit and found these DIY gems!

1) Where the Wild Things Are

This one would be great for group costuming

No money? This costume is def for you. All you need is practically just tissue paper.

3) Brak
Forget Space Ghost. Team Brak!


And anything else you can think of from The Mighty Boosh

5) Bill, Tank, Zoey

This one's not from Craftster, but it's still pretty freakin awesome.

That's all for now folks! Good luck costuming!

Hear Hear: Horchata

A first taste of Vampire Weekend's newest album Contra. You don't even have to sign-up via email. Just sit back and enjoy your free download.

Wikipedia to-go

This $99 portable WikiReader allows you to carry the knowledge of Wikipedia everywhere you go. Instead of working through a wireless network, this device comes with its own 8GB copy of the entire Wiki library. If you're willing to dish out $29 a month, you can receive updates for your library via snail mail.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

I Lost Count

Costume Ideas for the past few days!

1. BUNCHIE

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I'm not sure how exactly to pull this off. Maybe some pastel green posterboard with eyes? It'd be funny though. And PHALLIC.

2. SKELETON

Give this traditional costume I neat twist with:

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Color

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Face AND body paint

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Spanish Culture!

3. A She-Wolf

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I'll admit, this is mainly here because I love this song so much.

4. Bathroom Sign

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Not so sure how to do this one either?
Clothes held stiff with skewers perhaps.
Or the almighty poster board.

Sunday, October 11, 2009

TFLN

(630): $3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
(630): does taste better than andre tho

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Art About TV Shows is Art Worth Having


Goin' Down to South Park by *UnassumingPumpkin on deviantART
Damien, Token, Pip, Timmy, Clyde, Cartman, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Jimmy, Thomas (the Tourette's kid), Butters, Craig and Tweek.

I am STUNNED. If anything, his renditions of Cartman, Stan, and Kyle are PERFECT.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

2......Um......... Days

Okay 2 Costumes ideas for Today and Yesterday!

1. American Beauty


Materials Needed:
1. Tank top and leggings, or a body suit, or a one piece with tights that match your skin color.
2. Fake rose petals from Michael's. (Or maybe if you want to ZAZZ it up and it a little of your own flavor you can try other flower petals.....DIAMONDS if you're me because Diamonds Are Forever and I love BLING.)
3. Hot glue gun or stapler or needle and thread to sew petals to the clothes.

Cheap, easy, iconic and awesome.

And boys CAN do it too.


I've started watching Daria again recently and fell in love with the ending credits all over again.

Speaking of DARIA...
BONUS COSTUME IDEA:



The characters of Daria would also make fun costumes. If not for Halloween then DEFINITELY for that fun Cartoon Theme Party someone will be throwing soon......HINTTTTTT....CARTOON PARTIES ARE AWESOME....HINTTTTTT.

And <3 ~*~*~*~Lovey Dovey~*~*~*~ <3 couples can dress up as Daria and Trent or something. I love Trent. Idea 2: Hipster, Indie, Aborigines that are found deep in the American Apparel Forests of Los Angeles.



I love their stylist for this album cover. If I was going to be any kind of "wild man" I'd definitely get inspiration from this album cover. And I'll play Electric Feel from my pocket all night.

HEAR HEAR: J X LK

MATH PROBLEM:

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Let Love Rule (Justice Remix)

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