Thursday, December 31, 2009

I love the new Critic's Choice Award commericials

Happy NYE!

And what better way to celebrate NYE than list the Top 5 most painful foods to puke up tomorrow morning or maybe the Top 5 most painful foods to puke up tonight...

5. Tortilla chips & Salsa
They might be mighty tasty as you mindlessly dip into the bowl of chips over and over again throughout the evening. But when those sharp-edged chips are tearing gashes in your esophagus as you vomit them up, followed closely by the sting of the spicy salsa burning through those cuts (and the rest of your throat) like acid, you'll wish you'd stuck to the Chex mix.

4. Spring Rolls
While this may not seem like an obvious choice, take it from us... The sticky rice paper and clear noodles have a horrible way of getting caught in your throat, tripping that gag reflex over and over again as you desperately try to hack the food up like a cat with a giant hairball. And that peanut sauce you ate with them? Turns into pure acid in the stomach. Stick to egg rolls.

3. Italian Food
Tomato sauce, garlic, red pepper -- all the things that get the stomach acid churning and burning as that partially-digested food begins to make its way back up. Imagine how that's going to feel coming back up your raw, rum-torn throat. To add insult to injury, the red sauce stains your toilet bowl (or sink, if you're really unlucky and have poor aim).

2. Barbecue
The barbecue sauce is bad enough in and of itself, turning to a battery acid-like pH level in your stomach before coming back up. But it's the meat that really gets us, especially if you were eating brisket. The fatty pieces and meaty chunks feel for all the world like you're vomiting up human flesh. And in your inebriated condition, that's only going to make you throw up even harder.

1. Beef Jerky
One of the most difficult foods to digest, the tough, fibrous jerky will feel like a pair of ragged claws belonging to some hellish creature that's trying to escape from your gut as you wretch into the street or alley or wherever the hell you've ended up after eating a ton of beef jerky and drinking until you puke. We're not judging. But you've been warned.

via Houston Press

Because who doesn't want hair like Pauly D?

1901 on the streets

More Phoenix on the streets including Lisztomania, One Time Too Many and Long Distance Call

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

My mouth just dropped in disbelief.

New experiment for the spring: Spend hours a day looking for coupons to get everything for free. Then do exactly what this woman does.

SALE ALERT: American Apparel

Just a warning that American Apparel will be on the greatest designer discount website group ever because the deals are so great.



GOOOOO. And there's a special where if you spend $50 on American Apparel you'll get a $10 account credit!

Done and Done.
Invitation Link if you haven't already hopped on the bandwagon of AWESOME.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Weezy meet Weezy!

The greatest name collaboration ever. And it helps that I love both of these musical...things...entities?

Or Weezy meet Weezy.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009


Zombies! Nazi Zombies....
NGL, the makeup/zombies look really good in this movie.

And for the more serious "zombie/sickness taking over the world" type movie (that I'm personally more impartial to) check out The Crazies.

Having Mad World in the trailer is kind of selling point for me.

Monday, December 7, 2009

Scwepps Short Film

This is the cutest short film ever! It's a love story and even though the film is only 12 minutes long, it's still very touching. And adorable.

Science Experiment of Awesome: Invisible Bottle

Want to see a magic trick?
Watch me make this bottle, DISAPPEAR.

Friday, December 4, 2009

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