I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE

MAC AND CHEESE BREAD CONE WITH BACONNN!!!

Apparently they have these at Disneyland. Well, I WANT IT NOW!!! Someone please help me. 

Image via THE DISNEY FOOD BLOG

The Ramen Burger

I think i'd like this.

via GOTHAMIST

So you can order pizza off your Xbox now

Pizza fans REJOICE!!! If you order through the app before May 6, you will get 15% off your first purchase! Pizza party!

via POLYGON

Also, kind of relevant...this makes me laugh a lot.

Breakfast sandwich maker say whaaaa??

Breakfast is hands down my favorite meal of the day. I could even eat it for lunch and dinner (and I have). This machine is pretty amazing if you have an affinity for breakfast sandwiches. It's no replacement for the McGriddle, but it damn sho is fiyaaaaaaaaaa. I mean, a separate egg cooking chamber where you slide out the bottom when it's done cooking and it lands perfectly onto your sandwich? Engineering at its finest. Ok, maybe not at it's finest, but you know what I mean. 

Also, if you love breakfast as much as I do, you should definitely try out this combo sometime:

Waffle + Bacon + Prosciutto pan fry it! + Cheesy Eggs + Waffle

Trust me, it's delicious. I had it for dinner two weeks ago.

 Also, a side of butter, jam or syrup for the waffle really sends it over the edge. 
I think I may have to make this again soon...

I like my Bloody Marys, like I like my men, chunky.

This is probably THE CRAZIEST Bloody Mary I've ever seen. I mean, just look at that thing! This massive beauty has got shrimp, some cheese, beef jerky, celery, sausage, a lime,  asparagus, brussel sprouts, green beans, okra, a pickle, onions, tomatoes, olives, a CRAWFISH and a BACON AND CHEDDAR SLIDER! God, it's so wonderful. I get excited when I get extra spicy beans in my Blood Mary, but this BM would make me the happiest girl in the world. Next time I'm in Dallas, I'm definitely stopping by Anvil Pub and getting me one of these. 

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SOMEBODY FIND ME THIS BAG OF CHEETOS NOWWWWWWW

I seriously just did a Google Images backwards search to try and find the distributor of this! I LOVE Cheetos Puffs. Every time my grandma visits, she brings me 4 HUGE bags of them. They are so addictive. They just melt in your mouth. Uggghhhhh so processed cheese good. You know what would be even better than a jumbo bag of Cheetos Puffs? A jumbo bag of FLAMIN' HOT CHEETOS!!!! Ohhhhh man... my mouth is watering right now just thinking about that red hot 25% of your daily sodium intake goodness. I need help.

Fun fact: The inventor of Flamin' Hot Cheetos was a janitor.

image via BUZZFEED

Everyone should be passing out these confectioneries for Halloween

CHOCOLATE BACON!!!!!

More like The Periodic Table of YUM

This is not a bacon blog: Bacon syrup

No, not the kind of syrup you pour on your pancakes. We're talking flavoring syrup, the kind you use to jazz up your drinks. Be it your morning cup of joe, favorite malt, a snoball, and if you're feeling adventurous, you can even mix it with Bakon vodka for a deliciously salty, porktastic cocktail. Best of all, the nutritional facts state that there's 0 grams of fat per serving. Mmm mmm BACON!!

World's Largest Gummy Bear

5 lbs, 12,600 calories , measures in at 5.5" wide x 3.5" deep x 9" tall.
Comes in cherry, apple, lemon, raspberry, grape, cola, pineapple, orange, bubblegum.
Worth the $29.95? I think so. via PERPETUAL KID

116 Secret Fast Food Items

One of them being the Monster Mac (pictured above), which has a total of EIGHT MEAT PATTIES!!! Annnnddd since when was the Cheesy Gordita Crunch a considered a "secret"? Also I am sooo glad this list reunited me with the Rodeo Burger. Oh, how could I forget about you my favorite, little BK burger concoction? I will be paying you a visit soon. Very soon.

What do you call bacon that's not yours?

NACHO BACON!!!!!

Cookiesaur

via NOT SO HUMBLE PIE

Mix My Granola...THE WAY I LIKE IT.

So a friend of mine is working for this really awesome company called Mix My Granola. And it's actually a pretty awesome idea. You get to make up your own granola from all of these options they give you and then name it and stuff.

There are seriously so many options!

Exciting, yes? It's like being at the grocery store and seeing all of these granola products but they all have that ONE ingredient that makes you want to kill yourself (read: RAISINS). But this way you can get all of the goodness WITHOUT the raisins. It's a win win situation if I don't say so myself.

I'm noticing that businesses like this are pretty common outside of New Orleans. First there was Cold Stone which is the king of custom ice cream things...and New Orleans just got those a few years ago. Then I come to Miami and there's the Cereal Bowl which is the greatest place alive because you can mix all of the combinations of cereal and ingredients. And now Granola!

Can I get a custom hamburger or cupcake business next please?

SHOP SHOP SHOP!!

Best. Food Tutorial. EVER.

And I'm actually GIDDY AS F because this is IN FACT my go to sushi at Ninja. The Special Crunchy Roll is SO GOOD that I hate it a little bit because I can't be as amazing as the special crunchy roll is. Naturally I'm going to have to try and make this for myself because Miami sushi is NOTHING compared Ninja. NOTHING IS ANYTHING compared to Ninja.

NINJA SALAD TUTORIAL PLEASE.

http://www.ninjasushineworleans.com/

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