Two more months! Two more months!

I. Cannot. Wait.

COCKA COCKA CAWWWW!!!!!!!

More posters via GAWKER

Brisk fills my heart with gladness, takes away all my sadness...

So I was at the grocery today and I found THIS! Yes, refrigerated Brisk in cartons for a dolla SONNNN. I LOVE Brisk. It's so refreshing, even more refreshing than water. Whenever I'm in charge of bringing beverages to a party, you know I'm bringing BRISK. EXTRA BRISK! Gah and now they have ice cold Brisk in a carton AND FOR A DOLLAAAA???!!! I'm in heaven. Brisk heaven.

BUKU

I had the honor of attending Buku this past weekend. This was the 2nd year that they have put on this event. I was only able to jump in on Saturday's festivities but it still was AMMMAAAZZZIINNNGGGG. I saw all of the headliners: Calvin Harris, Kendrick Lamar, Passion Pit, and of course a ton of other shows that night. I was super excited I got to see Starfucker because that was who I HAD TO SEE. Oh, and Major Lazer's show was a RIOT. Ugh, can someone lend me their Dolorean so I can travel back to that night please?

So many great shows, great people and great vibes. Here are some of my highlights. I'm no professional photographer, so bear with my instagrammed iPhone jankyness.

Starfucker. So so so good.

My friend made these shirts that said "Bukrewe" on the front and "Express Yourself" on the back. Lots of handstands were done that night.

Someone let us play with their laser pen and we got to write on this guy's shirt with it. I don't know the physics behind it, but it was mind blowing. We literally drew with a laser beam and when we were done, the image remained on the guy's shirt. Too cool for school.

Here's a snapshot from Major Lazer. Yea, that's Diplo rolling around in a bubble ball. Yea. AMAZING!

Here's a 10 second video I took with my phone. As you can see, the show was packed. I don't know if you can make it out in the video, but there was a balcony that ran around the entire room that was also filled with people.


And to cap off my Buku experience, a dinosaur astronaut I found in the crowd.

Hopefully I'll see you next year Buku!

How Tina Fey handles the paparazzi hounding her about Taylor Swift

I love you Tina.

So, so so much.

via GAWKER

This makes me really happy. So I'm just gonna stick it right here.

Happy Hump Day!

I am loving I'm Remembering!

I'm Remembering! is a blog about pop-culture nostalgia from the 80s and early 90s, and it is the bomb. Here a few of my favorite posts:

I remember I used to take the color-changing tablets and stick it in my mouth instead of in the bottle. It was sour and fizzy, and it made my tongue turn weird colors.

How to win the heart of a gamer

Yes I will go out with you.

More like The Periodic Table of YUM

Image of the day

Best idea ever

Oooohhhhh yeaaaaaaaahhhh

So Sexyyyy

Bobby needs a date - watch more funny videos

Who wouldn't want to wake up next to that?!

Strawberry season is my favorite season.

I know I'm a day late, but yesterday was the official beginning of Abita strawberry season!
Are you jealous, the rest of America?

I die over Giles Deacon's dino handbags

I demand more dinosaurs on the runway!

This is not a bacon blog: BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLT

ONE POUND OF BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON LETTUCE AND TOMATO
via THIS IS WHY YOU'RE FAT

Happy Early Earth Day!

I am IN LOVE this amazing collection of tiles which feature satelitte images of our mother earth on 12" square glossy tiles. Check out more at their Etsy shop: Earth as Art.

RANDOOOOO fact of the day!

I just found out that B.D. Wong aka Dr. Huang from Law and Order SVU also is the VOICE OF SHANG FROM MULAN!!! You don't believe me? Then check out his imdb! WOOO! Huang is the best character on Law and Order SVU. Hands down. Next to that lawyer lady. And Ice-T.

Speaking of manly things...

I introduce you to the MAN WALL!

Who needs a sports bar when you've got the man wall?
This badass muthaf#@%$ comes complete with:

• 52″ Vizio Flat Panel LCD HDTV
• Two 26″ Vizio Flat Panel LCD HDTVs
• 1200 watt Panasonic 5.1 Home Theater System
• Two wireless surround sound speakers
• DVD player with 5-CD changer
• ipod docking station
• 7 ft sports ticker with a built in computer
• 32 bottle wine rack
• 1000 watt microwave oven
• 2 cigar humidors complete with gauges
• AND a full-size built-in beer refrigerated beer keg with tap!!

Oh, AND you can also customize it aka add more tvs or add a even bigger soundsystem, or whatever other amazing-ness you want to add to your already coolest/manliest/KICK ASS man wall this world has ever seen! Just make sure you have $14,900 on hand. via Uncrate

Make sure you have a helmet on because this is about to BLOW YOUR MIND!

Was I right? Or was I right?

Two of my two favorite things united in one on one of my favorite channels

Tune in Tuesday, June 2 @ 10 PM ET/PT

I'm the next Da Vinci

I made this for my BFF. I thought you'd enjoy it, too.