Genius.

I don't have any children butttttt I seriously kind of want this for myself.

Zara Kids

 I am seriously loving Zara's December lookbook for their kid's collection. I want to be these kids.

Check out more of the lookbook HERE.

This family sent 6 kids to college when they were 12 years old.

One received a masters in Math and Mechanical Engineering and another is going to be a Navy doctor at 22! This is insane. Also, DAMN they have A LOT of kids.

via TODAY

Make your dinner a WEINER with Happy Hot Dog Man

I wish I got these in my lunchbox when I was a kid.

My mom used to write me cheesy notes all the time and stick them in my lunchbox when I was in elementary school. When I'd open them at lunchtime, it'd be like "SURPRISE!" and it was awesome. But not as awesome as this pirate banana and egg! I probably would've peed on myself in excitement and laughter at the total radical-ness of it all. C'mon mom, couldn't you have been a little more creative? Bahhahha jk mom. Jk. SIKE!

Jersey Shore: Toddler edition

I really hope I see some kid sporting this at the beach this weekend.

Oh, and don't worry mermaid lovers, these tails also come in adult sizes.

Comedian's Gallop

I don't know what I love more:
The song.
The intensity of these little boys.
Or their overalls and small red beanies.
Or how awesome this performance was.

I wish I had the balls to write these answers on my tests

Bahha I remember randomly seeing these or being sent these from friends throughout my internet life, but I just came across them again and decided to post, ya know, just to refresh your memories!

A Lesson on Self Defense

The attacker is so chic! I can't stand it!

It's A Boy!

From M.I.A.'s Blog:

HAPPY VALENTINES!

SUNDAY NITE I CA M E HOME FROM THE GRAMMY’S STILL IN THE MOOD TO PARTY , I COUDA EASILY GONE OUT BUT I WENT HOME INSEAD , LUCKY I DID!! COZ MY EARLY STAGE LABOUR KICKED IN AROUND 2 AM .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vfndz8pW9WY

MY BABY WAS BORN WEDNESDAY , HE IS HEALTHY , FINE , BEAUTIFUL AND THE MOST AMZING THING EVER ON THIS PLANET, OF COURSE IM HIS MUM!!!

ME AND BABY ARE PUTTING OUR TOUR DATES FOR 2010 TOGETHER
AND MAKING MIX TAPES
AND FIGURING OUT A WAY TO BREAK OUT OF THE HOSPITAL !

HOPEFULLY THE WORLD IS BEEN TICKING ALONG AND I AINT MISSED MUCH!

C U SOON ,

AND MY BABY BOY SAYZ HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Going into labor right after her performance, why am I not surprised? I can't wait to see what kind of crazy clothes she'll dress her kid in.

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Bill Nye, the Science Guy

God, I hate science fairs, but if I was able to do topics like these, I would've had a blasstttt!!

Please take note of the bottom left-hand corner of the image above. It says "Hypothesis: Cats hate electricity" Loooveee it. Now go check out the rest of these amazinggg super mega totz out-of-sight blowing my mind awesomeness.

I never knew anything on Yahoo could be more fun than Text Twist!

I originally went on Yahoo Answers so I could solve a problem of my elliptical machine's digital screen thing being broken. While waiting around for someone to give me an answer, I explored the world of Yahoo Answers. This is what one girl seriously asked:

how can i say "whats up" in a cool way? you know how some scene kids said they dont reply to "whats up" or "how are you"

i already know "supp@chuu"

do you know of any REALY GOOD ones??

Another girl asked Which of these girls is prettier? And she posts up a link with a tan blonde girl and this pale brunette girl. One of the answers was "hot azz mess, which one is you?"

Yahoo Answers is definitely one of the best forms of entertainment around! You have to go see for yourself. BTW my elliptical question never got solved.

Kids say the darndest things

I'm looking at my facebook feed. My friend's little sister's status pops up. "Said Sister is lovin her bf (so and so)"

I comment on her status "uh ohhhh you have a boyfrienddd????"

She replies back:
"yea girlie... well i should i am 13"

Why didn't I have toys like this when I was little?!

Celeb BBS

Call me cruel, but most of the time I don't think kids are cute. They are small, but small does not equal cute (read: Gary Coleman). And even putting appearances aside, kids are bad mother fuckers (read: Charles Manson).

However there are three children I find completely adorable!

1. Suri Cruise who just has the cutest haircut.
2. Jaden Smith who is adorable and was amazing in the Pursuit of Happiness

and

HENRY SAMUEL!

He has the best head of hair ever! SO CUTE!