MOM! I'm scared!!!!!!

Remember that I am your grandma video? Also, remember that terrifyingly realistic baby mask from it? How could you forget?! Well, now you can buy them. But please don't. We don't need anyone running around with these. If this becomes the new horse mask, I think I'm going to shit my pants. Thank god it's $350. That should deter a lot of potential purchasers, right? God I hope so.

via THISISWHYI'MBROKE

MOM!! I'M SCARED!!!!!!

I think this is a GAGILLION540980984349BILLION59034993723

76373TRILLION987203498934 times more freakier than fly lashes. Brace yourself.

BRB I have to shower in ACID NOW

Thank GOD Youtube finally put their embed button back.

I'm throwing up all over the place. I hope no one EVER tries to sneak these off the islands because I never want this in my back yard. 

Youtube user Yerk3 puts it the best though: "Imagine if these things were massive, and disguised as street lights."

 Thank you Yerk3. That imagery will forever haunt my imagination now.

I am freaking out.

Akinator, the Web Genius really does live up to his name. Basically, you're playing 20 questions with this virtual genie, and so far he's NEVER been wrong. I am literally FREAKING OUT. The first time I thought of Vicki from Real Housewives of Orange County. He guessed correctly. Then, I thought of Zooey Deschanel. He guessed correctly, again. Then I thought of Littlefoot! AND HE GOT THAT TOO! My brother thought of Slifer the Sky Dragon. I don't even know what that is, but he guessed it. What can Akinator not guess correctly?!

MOM! I'M SCARED!

As if Blythe dolls didn't already scare me enough, but a GIGANTIC BLYTHE FASHION SHOW?!?!??!!!!!!!! I'm peeing in my pants just looking at it.

Extreme Skiing

Yeah I would do this....
NEVER.
MAYBE IF I HAD A DEATH WISH.
THIS GUY IS NUTS.

Did he jump off of Mt. Everest or something?! Shgttttttt!

The creepiest costume I've ever seen.

Today marks the start of HALLOWEEN POSTS ON WOTS!! And what better way to start it than with something scary. If I see anyone wearing this costume on Halloween I think I might cry. Who thought bringing Frank the bunny into real life was a good idea?

Exciting Lifestyle: Waterslide

Exciting? Yes.
Logical. HELL NO.
I would do this if I had a death wish.

Final Destination: REAL TIME

NGL, this movie has made me paranoid as WOW about life....getting on an airplane, driving onto the interstate. I'm scared that I'll have a premonition then decide against it and ultimately save myself from a gruesome death....only to die a few days later in some other gruesome way. It's always a thought in the back of my mind. WHAT IF I REALLY DID CHEAT DEATH, WHAT WOULD HAPPEN?

Well a couple missed their flight on Air France Flight 447 when they were late to the airport. They caught a flight home the next day and got into a bad car accident back home a few days later where the woman was killed and the man is in serious condition.

COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT, THAT IS SOME FREAKY FINAL DESTINATION STUFF RIGHT THERE. PARANOIA LEVEL ELEVATED. I might not be able to get on an airplane ever

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Zombie Lit

What is up with this resurgence in zombies recently? First there was the re-release of Pride and Prejudice, appropriately titled Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies features the original text of Jane Austen's beloved novel with all-new scenes of bone crunching zombie action.
LOL WAT?

And just recently I read about ANOTHER zombie romance novel coming out soon.

Breathers: A Zombie's Lament

"Meet Andy Warner, a recently deceased everyman and newly minted zombie. Resented by his parents, abandoned by his friends, and reviled by a society that no longer considers him human, Andy is having a bit of trouble adjusting to his new existence. But all that changes when he goes to an Undead Anonymous meeting and finds kindred souls in Rita, an impossibly sexy recent suicide with a taste for the formaldehyde in cosmetic products, and Jerry, a twenty-one-year-old car crash victim with an exposed brain and a penchant for Renaissance pornography. When the group meets a rogue zombie who teaches them the joys of human flesh, things start to get messy, and Andy embarks on a journey of self-discovery that will take him from his casket, to the SPCA, to a media-driven class-action lawsuit on behalf of the rights of zombies everywhere.

Darkly funny, surprisingly touching, and gory enough to satisfy even the most discerning reader, Breathers is a romantic zombie comedy (rom-zom-com, for short) that will leave you laughing, squirming, and clamoring for more."

Again, LOL WAT? They're both pretty cheap, why not read them? I'm intrigued.

The Grudge 3: Direct to DVD

WHAT WHAT?!?!

Well you didn't hear this from me but...The Grudge 3, set to be released March 24, 2009, has already leaked onto the internet. It's January 31....like 2 months before release date. Que sad.

The first one made me shit my pants. The second one scared me for like 5 seconds and was hilarious the rest of the time. The third one....I don't have high expectations (I mean look at that DVD cover art...and it IS direct to DVD...like really? And I'm pretty sure the bitch on the cover isn't even Asian, let alone Japanese. IDGI!)

At any rate, at least it's rated R. And they definitely show the creepy ass jerky movement people more often. I won't be losing sleep over this movie though...

THE UNBORN

One my one, true joys in life: Scary ass fucking movies. The kind that make you sleep with the lights on for a week, shower with the curtain open, leave the TV on so there's never any silence.

This trailer played during Twilight and HOLY SHIT, I WANT TO SEE THIS MOVIE SO BAD!!!!!!! I can't contain my excitement!! I'm was excited to see Twilight, but this trailer had me PRETTY DAMN NEAR MORE EXCITED! OMG. JANUARY 9TH. I AM PREPARED TO TRIP BALLS.

And Twilight was also a pleasant surprise. I hadn't read any of the books (because vampires aren't my thing), but the hopeless romantic in me loved the movie. I'M SUCH A ROMANCE SUCKER!!! And all of the vampires were hot, that always helps. Jasper, yes? James, double yes?