MOM!! I'M SCARED!!!!!!

I think this is a GAGILLION540980984349BILLION59034993723

76373TRILLION987203498934 times more freakier than fly lashes. Brace yourself.

No. No No No NO NO NO NNOOOOONOOOOOONOOOOOO GOD NOOOOOOO

This video may induce vomiting and loss of faith in humanity.

What on earth...are those.....fly legs....on her-NO. NOOOO NO NO NO NO NOOOOO

NO! JUST NOOO!O!!OOOO!!!!!OOOOOO

I'M SHAKING AND CRYING

NOT OKAY GIRL. NOT OKAY.

BRB I have to shower in ACID NOW

Thank GOD Youtube finally put their embed button back.

I'm throwing up all over the place. I hope no one EVER tries to sneak these off the islands because I never want this in my back yard. 

Youtube user Yerk3 puts it the best though: "Imagine if these things were massive, and disguised as street lights."

 Thank you Yerk3. That imagery will forever haunt my imagination now.

MOM! I'M SCARED!

As if Blythe dolls didn't already scare me enough, but a GIGANTIC BLYTHE FASHION SHOW?!?!??!!!!!!!! I'm peeing in my pants just looking at it.