Saturday, February 27, 2010

Friday, February 26, 2010

The Salmon Dance

"Let me introduce to you a brand new dance."
Well not really brand new, it's from 2007. But dope nonetheless. I'm upset I just found out about this.

chemical brothers - the salmon dance from mithatcatan on Vimeo.

LUL WAT WAYNE

Weezy hasn't even had his twitter for a week and he said this recently:

"gunna stop with the tweets now that i see they're so unliked.....its a mirror of my thoughts,and obviously my thoughts arent welkome.sorry"
LOL WAT? Can anyone say DRAMATIC?! I mean really, with posts like: 
love. 

we go,but where?........we are what we bring bak,if we return.......... 


Thursday, February 25, 2010

NEGL, An Awesome Excuse to Repost My Favorite Offensive Video Ever

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MIX TRUCKER'S DELIGHT  AND A SICK REMIX OF "WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS"?
FRENCH GODLINESS IS WHAT HAPPENS. TY FRANCE.

And this video is just as offensive as the original.

TRUCKERS DELIGHT - Great Justice remix (+ clip bonus) from ToNio PaRez on Vimeo.

That is all.

Stunning

In honor of Alexander McQueen, because his funeral was today and I'm STILL upset that he died, here is a S-T-U-N-N-I-N-G editorial photograph of one of his designs.

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UGH!!! WHY!!!!

Zoolander 2 is a GO!

"Ben Stiller and Justin Theroux will be bringing Zoolander back to the big screen. The duo are working on a script for Zoolander 2, a sequel to the 2001 cult classic; Theroux, who wrote Tropic Thunder and Iron Man 2, will also direct the film. Owen Wilson is in talks to reprise his role of male model Hansel. And Jonah Hill is in negotiations to play the film’s villain, which proves there is more to casting than being ridiculously, ridiculously good-looking."

via
NYMAG

Bret Michaels and Miley Cyrus have a song together

The song is titled "Nothing to Lose".
I wonder how the music videos going to turn out...

How to put the spark back into your relationship with your cat

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Best Nintendo DSi XL ad ever.

Vajazzling aka Bedazzling your vageegee

Apparently the trend really hit it off when Jennifer Love Hewitt announced that she Vajazzles regularly. Although I personally don't think it's worth $50 to bedazzle my cooch, other ladies beg to differ. Case in point, this quote from the Vajazzle blogumentary:

" Vajazzling, in my opinion, is the only civilized way to wear rhinestones."

Whatever floats your boat. I guess.

What do you call bacon that's not yours?

NACHO BACON!!!!!

I absolutely HATE these AT&T vs Verizon/Verizon vs AT&T commericals, but this is a good one

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

I wish I got these in my lunchbox when I was a kid.

My mom used to write me cheesy notes all the time and stick them in my lunchbox when I was in elementary school. When I'd open them at lunchtime, it'd be like "SURPRISE!" and it was awesome. But not as awesome as this pirate banana and egg! I probably would've peed on myself in excitement and laughter at the total radical-ness of it all. C'mon mom, couldn't you have been a little more creative? Bahhahha jk mom. Jk. SIKE!

Turning Japanese/Sailor Moon/Kirsten Dunst WTF?!!

Strawberry season is my favorite season.

I know I'm a day late, but yesterday was the official beginning of Abita strawberry season!
Are you jealous, the rest of America?

HIV prevention mobsters

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Drag Me to Cinematic GOLD

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I made my roommate put this movie on her Netflix queue, and she happily obliged because:
1. We both are horror movie JUNKIES. It's kind of sick.
2. We both heard that this movie was REALLY GOOD. I mean, when it first came out the reviews were great! It had like 8/10 stars on IMBD (It now has 7/10 stars but that is still....FCKING HIGH).

So it came in the mail. And we watched it.

AND WTF WAS THIS MOVIE?!?!?!

O.H. M.Y. G.O.D. Has ANYONE seen this cinematic MASTERPIECE?! Because it is LITERALLY, the funniest movie I have seen in a while. LITERALLY. I was laughing so hard that I didn't even hear 10% of the script. The entire hour or whatever I spent watching this, my mouth was wide open in shock because it is SO BAD. But on that note, it's so bad it's good. And it has the greatest one liners.

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YOU PORK QUEEN I DON'T WANT KITTY!!!

Seriously, if you haven't seen it, then rent it NOW. Oh man, I can't get over how funny it was. SEE IT. I just have to suggest everyone see this.

Friday, February 12, 2010

This is not a Phoenix blog.

Phoenix announces spring tour!
(U.S. shows in BOLD.)

02-25 Tokyo, Japan - Shibuya-AX
02-26 Osaka, Japan - Club Quattro
03-01 Brisbane, Australia - Convention Centre
03-02 Sydney, Australia - Hordern Pavilion
03-05 Melbourne, Australia - Festival Hall
03-06 Perth, Australia - Belvoir Amphitheatre
03-20 Marseille, France - Le Dock Des Suds
03-21 Dijon, France - La Vapeur
03-22 Paris, France - L'Olympia
03-23 Grenoble, France - MC2
03-24 Nancy, France - L'Autre Canal
03-26 Amsterdam, The Netherlands - Paradiso
03-27 Brussels, Belgium - A.B.
03-28 Luxembourg, Luxembourg - Den Atler
03-29 London, England - Roundhouse
03-30 London, England - Roundhouse
04-17 Santa Cruz, CA - The Catalyst *
04-18 Indio, CA - Coachella 04-20 Denver, CO - Ogden Theatre *
04-21 Kansas City, MO - Uptown Theatre *
04-22 Louisville, KY - Louisville Palace *
04-23 Nashville, TN - Vanderbilt *
04-24 Atlanta, GA - The Tabernacle *
04-26 Washington, DC - Constitution Hall *
04-27 Norfolk, VA - The Norva *
04-29 Austin, TX - Stubb's *
04-30 Houston, TX - Verizon Wireless Theatre *
06-11 Cary, NC - Koka Booth Amphitheatre *
06-12 Charlotte, NC - The Uptown Amphitheatre at The Music Factory *
06-13 Manchester, TN - Bonnaroo
06-19 Neuhausen ob Eck, Germany - Southside Fest
06-20 Scheessel, Germany - Hurricane Fest
07-08 Lisboon, Portugal - Optimus Alive Festival
07-31 London, England - Field Day Festival

* with Two Door Cinema Club

via MYSPACE

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

MGMT! NEW ALBUM! WHAAAAA???!!

APRIL 13. Congratulations. Get excited.

T
rack list:

01 It's Working
02 Song for Dan Treacy
03 Someone's Missing
04 Flash Delirium
05 I Found a Whistle
06 Siberian Breaks
07 Brian Eno
08 Lady Dada's Nightmare
09 Congratulations

Pajama Jeans, the next jeggings?

BONNAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2010 artists that have been announced so far:

The Avett Brothers
The Flaming Lips with Stardeath and White Dwarfs perform “Dark Side of the Moon”
Weezer
Medeski Martin and Wood
John Fogerty
Cross Canadian Ragweed
Ingrid Michaelson
Phoenix
The xx
Regina Spektor
Mayer Hawthorne & the County
Wale
Steve Martin & the Steep Canyon Rangers
Norah Jones
Bassnectar
OK Go
Monte Montgomery
Jay-Z
Punch Brothers
Thievery Corporation
GWAR
She & Him
Jimmy Cliff
Tokyo Police Club
Kid Cudi
Japandroids
Dr. Dog
Baaba Maal
Neon Indian
Zac Brown Band
The National
John Prine
Dave Matthews Band
Dave Rawlings Machine
Local Natives
Dropkick Murphys
Manchester Orchestra
Jeff Beck
Jay Electronica
The Postelles
Carolina Chocolate Drops

FEB 20 FREE PRETZEL DAY

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AT AUNTIE ANNIE'S.

Sunday, February 7, 2010

ONION RING FANS

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One Question: Can this Onion Ring get more fans than Justin Bieber?

One Answer: Yes. In fact the onion ring got more fans than Justin Bieber in the 5 days of its existance.

Now, if you haven't, I think everyone should donate their time and facebook page to this noble cause as it moves on to take down Miley Cyrus next. And some unmentionable person after Miley Cyrus. Let's face it, Onion Rings are way more enjoyable than tweens.

And also, WotS has a fan page, if you haven't joined it yet!

Saturday, February 6, 2010

SPOTTED: Chuck and V

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I have found my new, yearly Superbowl Tradition.
That just happens to be my PERSONAL photograph of Ed Westwick (read: He is...Chuck Bass) and Jessica Szohr, who are dating in real life.

Other people at this event:
CHACE CRAWFORD.
Eli Manning.
Marissa Miller (Victoria Secret Model).
Taylor Lautner and Kellan Lutz (dear God, the tweens were out in throngs and I wanted to snap all of their spines).
The Asian lab scientist on Dexter.
Brian McKnight (making a come back or something)?
Jennifer LOPEZ.
Marlon Wayans.
And a bunch of other people.

It was pretty awesome.
End.

Friday, February 5, 2010

Vintage GaGa


Guess what super popular icon of today was a victim to MTV's Boiling Points back in 2005.
SPOT THE GAGA!

HARRIET THE SPY?!?!

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I had NO IDEA Michelle Trachtenberg was Harriet the Spy!
GEORGINA WAS MY CHILDHOOD HERO!!

via ONTD

Monday, February 1, 2010

This is not a video blog: I just saw this on Tosh.0

Apple should have invented this instead of the iPad

I present to you the L5 iPhone remote! This little acessory connects to your iPhone OR iPod touch via the dock, and it works without WiFi, external power or batteries. This combined with its companion app allows you to create your own on-screen remote using the library of buttons included in the app and turn your iPhone/iPod touch into your very own, portable universal remote!

Animal Collective has a movie.


And the trailer is freaking me out more than the Smart Guy Super Bowl prediction video. Even if I was near any of the screenings, I don't think ODDSAC would be a movie I would enjoy seeing. I'm already scared just watching that 26 second preview! Maybe I'll see it because I love AnCo so much. Maybe. Maybe if I wanted to pee on myself. MOM!! I'M SCARED!

Freaky.

WHO DAT say we can't print WHO DAT!

This is an amazing letter senator David Vitter sent to NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell basically telling NFL to SUCK IT and back off on trademarking "Who Dat":

Dear Commissioner Goodell:

I was stunned to learn recently that the NFL is taking the position that it owns the exclusive trademark of the term "Who Dat" and has even threatened legal action against some mom-and-pop merchants selling t-shirts using the term. I would urge you to drop this obnoxious and legally unsustainable position and instead agree that "Who Dat" is in the public domain, giving no one exclusive trademark rights.

This letter will also serve as formal legal notice that I am having t-shirts printed that say "WHO DAT say we can't print Who Dat!" for widespread sale in commerce. Please either drop your present ridiculous position or sue me.

"Who Dat was probably first heard in New Orleans minstrel shows well over 130 years ago. Much more recently, but before it was used in connection with the Saints, it was used as a rallying cry by St. Augustine High School in New Orleans. In the 1980s it was adopted by Saints fans in a completely spontaneous way. Only later did any legal persons, including the Saints and the NFL, try to claim it through registration.

Perhaps more significant than this history, "Who Dat" has become part of New Orleans and Louisiana popular culture. For the NFL to try to claim exclusive ownership of it would be like me registering and trying to claim exclusive ownership of the terms "lagniappe" and "laissez les bons temps rouler!"

Under Paul Tagliabue's leadership, the NFL was an unbelievable partner in helping us recover and rebuild after Hurricane Katrina. Thank you again. We look forward to your dropping your "Who Dat" position so that this partnership can continue without strain or blemish.

Sincerely,

David Vitter
Junior Senator of Who Dat Nation

Get involved and sign this online petition to stop NFL from owning "Who Dat"!

WHO DAT!!

Wolfgang Amadeus GRAMMY

I was watching the Grammy's last night and was thinking to myself: "Why wasn't Phoenix nominated for any Grammys?!" Well, guess what, THEY WERE! And even better, they won for best alternative music album. WOOOO!!! Too bad they weren't nominated for anything bigger. C'mon Grammys! But ya know what, I am both thumbs up for Taylor Swift winning album of the year. I love you Tay!

Get This Look: DIY Proenza Schouler SS10 RTW

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