Spanx For Men

Remember when Michael Kors said he wanted Spanx for Men? Looks like somebody was already working on it. The Ript Fusion claims to be a "body-sculpting undershirt designed to support your core, shave inches off your belly and enhance your posture.", and it also includes a panel that "firmly shapes and smoothes bust line to hips". Even with the manly name RIPT FUSHION, you still can't disguise the fact that this undershirt basically is Spanx, for men. I don't know what dude is going to buy this at $58 a pop, but if you really want to try to have sculpted abs without the workout, I guess you could try this. Or, if you're trying to fit into your shmediums. I mean, it does come in v-neck, too.

Hmm? Hmm? Maybe? Maybe not.