Because Tosh.0 can't possibly cover everything that's out there on the internet

GREG RUTTER'S SECONDDEFINITIVE LIST OF THE 99 THINGS YOU SHOULD HAVE ALREADY EXPERIENCED ON THE INTERNET UNLESS YOU'RE A LOSER OR OLD OR SOMETHING

And in case you missed the first one that was posted sometime and in some post I can no longer find on here...

GREG RUTTER'S DEFINITIVE LIST OF THE 99 THINGS YOU SHOULD HAVE ALREADY EXPERIENCED ON THE INTERNET UNLESS YOU'RE A LOSER OR OLD OR SOMETHING

Arts and Crafts Mamma!

So I've been on this Arts and Crafts kick recently.

I just moved into a new apartment, and a lot of the tables we have are wooden (or fake wooden but still the same effect). And we all know that wet cups + wood tables = RUINED, stained forever! Which is why coasters were invented.

Anyway, I didn't want to buy coasters so instead I'm making my own out of:

PERLER BEADS. AKA Pyssla Beads in Sweden.

Apparently Ikea sells a giant tub of these things for like $6 (SCREW YOU MICHAELS). Naturally I bought it and now I can make coasters in masse and sell them on ebay or something.

Rubik's cube, Super Mario Bros Box, DOMOKUN

I also made a mooninite from ATHF, or the Great Boston Bomb Scare of 2007. Good times.

But it's really cool because I just leave all the tools on my coffee table...so whenever someone visits they can make me cool coasters too! And they work really well as coasters.

YESSSSS. ARTS AND CRAFTS COFFEE TABLE.


Here's my roommate's failed attempt at making something as cool as I did.

I LOVE PERLER BEAD COASTERS.

Onto my SECOND Arts and Crafts, which I've actually been working on this one for the past year. Being in college and what not, promoters will not LMTFA. And they always slipped these stupid ugly flyers under my door and made me want to kill someone. But I mean, it feels so wasteful to throw them away because they're all glossy and crap, and colorful.

So I started taping them all over my door. And after collecting the flyers for a while it got pretty intense. And I love it.

I mean, look how cool that flyer art is! It's really such a waste of hip, more importantly SUGGESTIVE, art!

I mean look at that BAMF Flyer collage. It's like 4 feet tall now. Saving the planet, one flyer at a time. So the point is that you should recycle your flyers. Make something cool out of them like:
- Wall art (like me)
- I've also seen people make floor mats out of them
- A trash can or something like the rolled up magazine trash cans
- A lamp shade
- If you connect them with metal links they could potentially be a really cool curtain or beaded doorway-esque thing

IDK, the possibilities are endless, REALLY!

Extreme Makeover: Fast Food Edition

Turn this

into THIS!Fancy Fast Food takes America's favorite fast foods and turns them into a real culinary masterpieces. They even include step-by-step instructions so you can also create your own fancy feast. So, go ahead. Play with your food.

I could do this all day long.

Pick one is an experiment in desicion-making. The top ten as of now include:

1. Wealth

2. Freedom

3. Love

4. Sex

5. Music

6. Kissing

7. Dreams

8. Women

9. Art

10. Peace

And the current bottom ten are:

1. AIDS

2. Fascism

3. War

4. Disease

5. 9/11

6. Famine

7. Cancer

8. Lil' Wayne

9. The Pope

10. Hell

Lil Weezy, bottom ten!? More like top ten!! Helloooo people!!

Yo Dawg, U Mad?

Okay so the "Yo Dog" meme is one of the FUNNIEST things to ever come from the internet.

Hilarious right?! Except the figure central to the hilarity doesn't think so. Via twitter, XZIBIT posted this:

Naturally, getting upset only fuels the fire. Don't you know INTERNET RULES DAWG? Oh well, thank God for Pimp My Ride. So Epic!

HILARIOUS ONTD POST (warning: 19 pages of HILARIOUS comments)
Yodawgyo.com

Feeling Bored?

Lazing around home with nothing to do? Gather some friends and make a trip to Walmart (or Target if there are no Walmarts). Print this up and have the ultimate people watching competition.

I think it would also be funny to use these tasks as a photo scavenger hunt. Assign each task a point value; set a time limit; and see who can get photos with the most items within the given time! Fun fun under the sun.

Grandma got run over by a reindeer

See if you can name all 9 in under 2 mins. I only got 7, and part of that is because I thought Rudolph was spelled with an "f". So, there's your first hint, but who can forget Rudolph?

I guess I knew less about monopoly than I thought I did...

Bored? Then go take this short quiz and see how many monopoly properties you can name in 5 minutes. I could only name 10, but I probably would have had more if I knew that properties included UTILITIES and RAILROADS!! Watev.