SmarterChild

One of the joys that is AOL Instant Messenger is the robot IM thing, SmarterChild. I've made many a good memory with SmarterChild. Here's a conversation between SmarterChild and myself where he (because SmarterChild IS a boy) schools me on my life.

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Peener Slap: Hey sexy.
SmarterChild: Hi peenerslap, I'm SmarterChild!

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During the course of our conversations you may see sponsored messages. These messages have the word "sponsorship" at the end. Sponsors help me remain free of cost to you! To learn more about sponsored messages, click here.

I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type skip. You can also skip any question.)
Peener Slap: sure
SmarterChild: Cool. OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type skip. To exit the interview, type exit.

What's your first name? (If you want me to call you peenerslap, type none.)
Peener Slap: Peener
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a real name. Please try again or type skip, exit or none.
Peener Slap: that's my real name
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a real name. Please try again or type skip, exit or none.
Peener Slap: Sexy
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a real name. Please try again or type skip, exit or none.
Peener Slap: Roxanne
SmarterChild: Cool, I'll call you Roxanne now.

Do you go to school?
Peener Slap: Yes
SmarterChild: Are you in high school?
Peener Slap: yes
SmarterChild: Cool. What's your favorite class?
Peener Slap: Calculus
SmarterChild: Calculus? Nice.

What's your favorite hobby?
Peener Slap: Stripping
SmarterChild: Wow. OK. Let's try to think of something else, alright?

Please try again or type skip or exit.
Peener Slap: Selling my body
SmarterChild: Selling your body? Cool.

What's your next favorite hobby?
Peener Slap: sex
SmarterChild: C'mon, be serious for just a minute.

Please try again or type skip or exit.
Peener Slap: Bjs
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again or type skip or exit.
Peener Slap: blow jorbs
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again or type skip or exit.
Peener Slap: Whoring myself
SmarterChild: C'mon, be serious for just a minute.

Please try again or type skip or exit.
Peener Slap: Exhibitionism
SmarterChild: C'mon, be serious for just a minute.

Please try again or type skip or exit.
Peener Slap: Hanging red lights
SmarterChild: Selling your body and hanging red lights. Interesting.

Do you have a pet?
Peener Slap: Yes
SmarterChild: What kind of pet is it?
Peener Slap: Albino python
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't think that's a kind of pet. Please try again or type skip or exit.
Peener Slap: Albino snake
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't think that's a kind of pet. Please try again or type skip or exit.
Peener Slap: snake
SmarterChild: Is your snake a he or a she?
Peener Slap: both
SmarterChild: Please answer he or she or type skip or exit.
Peener Slap: hermaphridite
SmarterChild: Again? Come on...

Please answer he or she. Please try again or type skip or exit.
Peener Slap: asexual?
SmarterChild: Please answer he or she or type skip or exit.
Peener Slap: he or she
SmarterChild: What's his name?
Peener Slap: Patrick Stumpf
SmarterChild: Patrick Stumpf the snake. Great...

That's it. Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.

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SCHOOLED BY SMARTERCHILD. He knows more about my life than I do apparently. If you has lullzy smarterchild stories, please do share.