Bash.Org

BASH.ORG
This website is FULL of lulz. They host funny online dialouges between people. I've been lulz'ing all over the place. Here are some of my favs:

A: Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
A: wait, shit

A: I gotta go. There's a dude next to me and he's watching me type, which is sort of starting to creep me out. Yes dude next to me, I mean you.

A: don't you hate it when you shit on the floor, and you can hear it fall but you have no idea where it actually landed, and spend like 5 minutes looking for it
B: ...
B: what?
A: oh shit
A: don't you hate it when you DROP shit

[TN]FBMachine: i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section

Locl-Yocl: I helped the EMTs at a car wreck and got blood all over my arms and shirt. It looked like I murdered 20 people with a fork... anyway, I walked into a convieniance store down the street and said my girlfriend needs a tampon. The guy at the counter was mortified.

A: 67% of girls are stupid
B: i belong with the other 13%

Keep reading the top 100 here
Note: The stupid blog got rid of the people's screennames so I just put A and B to denote different speakers.