Events in New Orleans

Samantha Ronson of LiLo fame makes her way to the Big Easy. If I was in New Orleans, I'd def go. Haven't heard her sets before, but I'm curious as hell.

Click the flyer for tickets ($15).

Happy Black Friday!

(The better holiday...)

Oh, LV I have hope for you yet!

Leaked photograph of the new Louis Vuitton graffiti print bags. And I'm digging it.

Source: ONTD_Fashinfags

Events in Miami

COMING UP IN MIAMI:

This awesome party with swag bags this Saturday. Looks like a lot of fun.

And for the "Fuck the Drinking Age" crowd:

MSTRKRFT. Who I saw in New Orleans last month and they were amazing. Sadly, 21+.

And also, David Guetta is playing at the Fountainebleau sometime in the beginning of December. However, ALSO 21+. Fuck the drinking age.

NEW David Guetta MV

David Guetta's latest music video/single "Everytime We Touch" and I LOVE THIS SONG. Glad he made a video for it.

EDIT: OKAY I JUST WATCHED THE FUCKING VIDEO AND AROUND 3:07 THE POPCORN GANGSTER (of the Amsterdam Clubkids) IS IN THE FUCKING VIDEO!!!! -HAVING A DAMN FIT-
I would totes bed the Popcorn Gangster in a hot second. Then I would bed him again.

ANYWAY, I feel like a while ago D. Guetts was talking about having fans audition to be in this video. So I think the people singing the song are like...legit ordinary fans. AND SEXY FUCKING MODELS THAT I WANT TO BED. I'm SO OFFENDED I DIDN'T AUDITION FOR THIS SHIT. EFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. -All life ambitions gone and destroyed-

EDIT NO. 2: I'M FUCKING TRIPPING BALLS!

DURKL 08

NEW DURKL LINE WAS UNVEILED IN DC THE OTHER DAY!!!!!!! AND GUESS WHO THEY JUST DID A PHOTOSHOOT WITH!!!!!!



YELLE!



SEXY ASS GRAND MARNIER, I'D BED YOU IN A HOT SECOND BBY. <333333



This line is absolutely BOSS. The Durkl guys are quite possibly my favorite people on this planet. Oh how I wish I lived in Washington DC so I could attend their events live and in person, and become BFFls with them.

Black Friday: DIGITAL GRAVEL

SALE AT DIGITAL GRAVEL!
Digital Gravel has the best sales, they did this over the summer too. Each day they increase the percent off you get from your order, until Black Friday when it will be 50% off!!!!

They carry A LOT of amazing products from brands such as The Hundreds, IHMDJ, 10 Deep, Mishka, and Obey. I HIGHLY SUGGEST GETTING IN ON THIS ACTION BECAUSE THESE CLOTHES ARE EXPENSIVE NORMALLY.

Kids say the darndest things

I'm looking at my facebook feed. My friend's little sister's status pops up. "Said Sister is lovin her bf (so and so)"

I comment on her status "uh ohhhh you have a boyfrienddd????"

She replies back:
"yea girlie... well i should i am 13"

Football season is ending, let's get ready for next year!

I'm a type of gal who won't enter the football stadium until the few last minutes right before the game starts. I don't care if I sit all the way at the top bleachers, as long as I get to get the most out of my tailgatin. But I'm really thinking about investing in one of these babies:

It's a sports bra that you can hide your booze in. I mean, are they really gonna pat down my boobs when I walk in the game now? Dont worry homeboys, they got you covered, too. If you don't mind a little pooch. Get ready for gameday 2009!

SEX ED ROCKS

The funniest Smosh thing I've seen in a while! SCREAMO LOVE.
I would totes bed Anthony.

ICWUDT

This was almost epic until I saw the gallons of apple juice on the floor. FAIL.



Oh god, essays always make my life so productive...on everything EXCEPT the essay.

Why, Dear God, WHY?!

WHY WOULD HIS STYLIST LET HIM OUT IN PUBLIC, LET ALONE THE AMERICAN MUSIC AWARDS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I'm so offended.

To: Youtube, From: Japan

Aside from the infamous Human Tetris, these are the best Japanese TV videos I've ever seen.

4. Prodigy Japanese Musical Children


I also suggest watching part 1 and 2.


3. Toilet Pranks


I also suggest the this one.

2. The Quiet Game - Try watching this IN a quiet place.


Part 2 and 3

1. Hard. Gay. Ramon. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -pelvic thrust-


I HIGHLY suggest all of them

Let me go to that Rehab PLZ

I just saw the video to Rihanna's latest single, "Rehab" and while I'm not a huge fan of her music (this song is no exception) I'm having a fit over the make up in this video! It's so well done and complimenting and Rihanna looks so elegant. Kudos to the make up artist.

And there's also some JT LOVE thrown into the video. No complaints there.

Here's the new video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWqvMtSga8M

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On another note, I just found this video of some other Rihanna song played to Rehab and I totes want to bed the guy in the video...

FREE: Dr. Pepper

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THE UNBORN

One my one, true joys in life: Scary ass fucking movies. The kind that make you sleep with the lights on for a week, shower with the curtain open, leave the TV on so there's never any silence.

This trailer played during Twilight and HOLY SHIT, I WANT TO SEE THIS MOVIE SO BAD!!!!!!! I can't contain my excitement!! I'm was excited to see Twilight, but this trailer had me PRETTY DAMN NEAR MORE EXCITED! OMG. JANUARY 9TH. I AM PREPARED TO TRIP BALLS.

And Twilight was also a pleasant surprise. I hadn't read any of the books (because vampires aren't my thing), but the hopeless romantic in me loved the movie. I'M SUCH A ROMANCE SUCKER!!! And all of the vampires were hot, that always helps. Jasper, yes? James, double yes?

Gossip Girl is taking over the world of kicks

First Chuck for K-Swiss, now Blair for Reebok? I love me some Leighton, but I don't know if she's the right face for the new Reebok campaign.

Bash.Org

BASH.ORG
This website is FULL of lulz. They host funny online dialouges between people. I've been lulz'ing all over the place. Here are some of my favs:

A: Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
A: wait, shit

A: I gotta go. There's a dude next to me and he's watching me type, which is sort of starting to creep me out. Yes dude next to me, I mean you.

A: don't you hate it when you shit on the floor, and you can hear it fall but you have no idea where it actually landed, and spend like 5 minutes looking for it
B: ...
B: what?
A: oh shit
A: don't you hate it when you DROP shit

[TN]FBMachine: i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section

Locl-Yocl: I helped the EMTs at a car wreck and got blood all over my arms and shirt. It looked like I murdered 20 people with a fork... anyway, I walked into a convieniance store down the street and said my girlfriend needs a tampon. The guy at the counter was mortified.

A: 67% of girls are stupid
B: i belong with the other 13%

Keep reading the top 100 here
Note: The stupid blog got rid of the people's screennames so I just put A and B to denote different speakers.

Sarcasm PLOX: Abortion

Where has The Onion been all my life?! In celebration of National Youtube Day, here's another Youtube gem.

"No more baby panda."

It's Youtube overload day-tini

Probably one of the dumbest/funniest commercials I've ever seen on television

Show her that you’re not that shy...

I'm trying to look up the lyrics to Chromeo's Fancy Footwork. I type in something along the lines of "tell her that you're not that shy, tell her you're that type of guy" and THIS comes up. (also in the window screenshot above)

I can't even believe he would post up some question like that, and some of the answers are just ridiculous. Yahoo Question, what would people do without you. How would shy boys ever tell girls they like them?

I also like the deets he puts after he posts up his question.

"It's a birthday party. It's someone else's. But It's a party."

I bet he's 12.

All My SingleDan-serrrs

Because men can be just as fierce as Beyonce.


JT LOVE. OMG. Epic.
EDIT: THE VIDEO WAS REMOVED BECAUSE COPYRIGHT LAWS ARE QUEEFS. SEE THE VIDEO HERE.


This guy is also pretty EPICLY AMAZING.

When ur kids give you attitude POP em like it's HOT

You can pretty much ignore the rest of the video after Snoop's parenting tips list. It gets boring after that. Oooohh Missbehave in the morning does a body good.

Why didn't I have toys like this when I was little?!

South Park + Twilight = LOVE

Just to let you know, I spent like an hour on that via Facebook South Park character creator.
But it was all worth it because South Park is parodying Twilight in their new episode tomorrow night! It's titled "The Ungroundables" and the basic synopsis is that Butters thinks there's a vampire in the school, but no one can tell the difference between the goth kids and the vampires so all the goth kids are getting mad. I'm excitteeeddd! Two of my favorite things being merged together. Everyone tune into Comedy Central 10 ET/9 CT!

OM NOM SNOW MONSTER

DOWNLOAD THIS GEM OF YOUR YOUTH NOW!!!!!

Fucking love this game.

Skateboard + Water = ...

SO, my latest endeavor has been skateboarding. Roughly a week ago I carried my ass to the MIA Skate Shop on South Beach and bought a trick board. (Which that was a story of it's own). But anywho for the past week I've been teaching myself how to ride a skateboard without looking like a damn fool. And most of the time it goes pretty good. I lose the board every now and then, but since I'm a girl it's forgivable and everyone loves me.

When I bought the board, the guy made a point to say "Don't let your skateboard get wet." And I mean obviously, does he think I'm stupid enough to try boarding in the ocean. ..............

Fast foward, Sunday night around midnight. My jolly ass goes for a skate break around campus. I see some action going on at the freshmen dorms (involving an ambulance and probably some drunk bitch) so I linger around to see if anything exciting happens. It doesn't, so I decide to take the scenic route back to my studio. And by scenic route I mean 6 foot sidewalk running right next to the alligator infested lake in the center of my campus. I drew some maps.

And here's what the bitch of a lake actually looks like



And here's a section of the beginning of my scenic route, and the important location of what is to happen.



Okay so, I'm skating with a friend who tells me "Don't skate in the lake Hahaha" and of course I'm like "Yeah GTFO Like I would actually do that, I'm not incompetent!" Well apparently I AM incompetent because as soon as I say this my board goes flying from under my feet right in the direction of the cliff leading down into the lake.

I start SPRINTING after it, but OF COURSE, I am too slow and I watch in slow motion as my board flys over the cliff and into the water below. I fall on my knees at the cliffs edge, crying "NOOOOOOOOOO" to the world in hopes that my board my magically fly up into my hands again. It did not. So I made my friend climb down and fetch it for me.

And it's only been a day since this happened but as of now there isn't any significant damage to the board. I sure as FUCK don't want to spend $40 on new trucks or $20 on new bearings so I PRAY these things are fine after this traumatic experience.

It's a damn shame. Had the board 5 days and already drove it into a body of water.

Why the hell would I stick that on my boob. Oh, maybe because I have scoliosis.

This little item called the iPosture, is a device worn on your body that can help you with retaining the correct posture for your body. When you deviate from your "good" posture stance, the iPosture will send out little vibrations to tell you that you need to correct it. I'm not feeling the wearing it as a pendant or sticking it onto your boob, but I do dig the fact that it helps you with your posture. I have horrible posture, and somehow everytime i complain that i need to lose weight around my mom she says "You need to fix your posture, slouching just makes you look fat." But I guess it is true, according to this picture of a girl portraying bad posture:

Notice the belly pooch? Straighten up. You don't want to look fat now do you?

My biggest fear comes to life

I'm a pretty brave girl, I'm not gonna lie. Bugs, rats, killer zombies? None of that phases me. But like every normal human being, I am afraid of somethings, more like some THING. Biggest fear of all time: computer viruses.

It all started when the internet first got introduced into regular households. Sometime in the 90s, I think when I was around 8/9 yrs old-ish. INTERNET?! What a revolutionary concept! We wanted to explore every inch of this "internet" as we could. My little brother and I would surf on our new dial-up internet together every night. One late night, my brother decided to go on some Pokemon website titled Y2K Mewtwo. While scrolling through the website, we accidently right-click on the mouse. A pop-up window comes up. It says something along the lines of "why did you just do that?" I try to X it out and another pop-up replaces it. "you shouldn't have done that" I try Xing it out again, this time even more freaked out and possibly on the verge of hyperventalating. Another pop-up. "You're going to regret this."

"Say goodbye to your computer"

I immediately dive down to the outlet and rip out the plug to our computer. I didn't touch the computer for a good while after that.

Thanks to that childhood incident, i've been terrified of computer viruses ever since. I'm scared to do virus scans, and when I actually do find out there's one on my computer, I can't take care of it alone. I always have to have someone in the room with me, or I'll call someone up for technical help and mental support.

And now I hear that computer virus attacks are to be on it's highest point next Monday?!?!?!

Help.

FUG to the LY

Prada's launching a new cheaper line called "Prada Special Stones". All the pieces will retail for under $1000, and aparently you can detach the chains on the purses to use as a necklace. I don't care if the economy's going down and you're trying to help a sista out with more afforable "luxury" goods, Prada. You can help a sista out by throwin that bedazzled hot mess you've created in a bubbling pit of lava.

I guess I knew less about monopoly than I thought I did...

Bored? Then go take this short quiz and see how many monopoly properties you can name in 5 minutes. I could only name 10, but I probably would have had more if I knew that properties included UTILITIES and RAILROADS!! Watev.

Gamers Gone Mad

I want a custom Guitar Hero!

Never put a poptart in a microwave for more than 20 seconds

I brought a pack of smores poptarts for a snack on my break at work yesterday. They don't have toasters in the break room, so the next best thing was the microwave. I'm in hot pocket mode. I punch in 1 minute and let it cook. The one minute is up and I smell the most terrible burning odor ever. I look at the microwave and smoke is coming from the edges of the door. I open the microwave door and an explosion of burning poptart smoke shoots out. I immediately shut the door and try to fan out the smoke so it doesn't cause an alarm to go off. I write a note that says I burned a poptart in the microwave and don't open the door if it is still smoking. The whole breakroom smells like burning funk. Someone told me poptarts are only supposed to be microwaved no more than 20 seconds. How am I supposed to know that? I always toast them.

You know what really grinds my gears: Lost keys

One and a half days. ONE AND A HALF DAYS is how long I've been enduring this torture. My bedroom is practically a crack den right now, so I'm throwing mountains of clothing off my floor onto my bed, then off of my bed back onto the floor. I've gone through every nook and cranny of my dressers and cabinets. Bathroom and kitchen. Roomate's bedrooms. Dirty clothes hampers, washer and dryer. The search began Wednesday night and continued til this afternoon.

It was the most tortuous thing I've ever experienced. I even missed a couple of classes because of it. I told one of my roommates that I rather have someone stab me in the eye with a syringe and pull it done til it cut the whole length of my body than go through the agony of searching for my keys. And just a few minutes ago, I went through all of that to find out that my keys were in the cushion of our sofa the WHOLE TIME.

I think I'm going to find someway to attach my keys onto my body.

Donde esta el bano?

Finally a resolution to all-time most-asked question in the whole entire world. No longer will we need to ponder about where the nearest public restroom is because this website does it for us! Type in the address of where you want to search for nearest public restrooms and the search query will come up with the top-rates public restrooms in the area. Some may even include a photo and a rating of how awesome the place is. I looked up my address, and it only came up with 2 public restrooms, which ended up to be 3294223u4087weur0ew8 miles away. There has GOT to be more public vicinities near me than that! I don't live in no country land! Maybe it's still a baby website. We'll watch and see how it grows. But check it out anyways.

I'm on a blogging RAGGGEEE!!!

I can't stop! Why did I ever stop blogging in the first place? Oh well. Moving on.




This little buddy up here is sure to be a winner as Christmas stocking stuffers for all the self-conscious homeboys out there. Too bad it's still in prototype mode. Next year maybe?

Womanizer womanizerrr

So, if you didn't know already that Ed Westwick aka Chuck Bass was starring is K-Swiss's new ad campaigns. Well, he is. And if you wanna check out pictures from the photo shoot check it heaa!

Yep, yep, yep, I'm back, I'm back on the prowl

FUG-A-TROCIOUS!! Please don't go and buy these for the winter. No matter how comfty they might be.

Holla fa' Dollas

Check out this design for a special edition "Dutch Love" coin. The queens face is made of the names of Dutch architects on the front, and the outline of the Netherlands is made by the books on the back. It's so pretty. I love the Dutch.

When Disney Goes Street

To anyone living in Los Angeles, from today (November 13) until the end of the weekend (November 16), there is an exhibit in Downtown LA at the Continental Gallery that I would highly suggest going to see.

Street artists give their take on the Disney Classic and all the art is displayed. SHIT IS DOPEEEE.









I wish I could go. =(

Via: The Hundreds

Geography 101

I usually think these things are stupid. But this was full of lulz and I had to share.

CROOOOOOKERSSS

In honor of the drinking age once again fucking over my life and making me miss an event that SHOULD NOT BE MISSED, I'm sharing this Crookers song that I've been listening to on repeat for a week. Because Crookers is CEO LEVEL BOSS.

IT'S BLOWING MY MIND! SHIT HITS THE FAN AT 1:15, GET READY FOR IT!!

I'm so sad I couldn't go to this show =(((((((((

I love the Japanese

More goodness from the land of Japan.

Introducing the FLAT LIGHT BULB. The design of this thing is great, if I don't say so myself. I mean it looks cool as hell.
IT'S A FLAT FUCKING LIGHT BULB! And to make up for the fact that it's not a compact fluorescent, it's easy to package and ship. Yay environmentally friendly inventions. I'm curious to see what kinds of lamps these things will go into though...

Epic Everything

The first black president in American history. Words cannot describe how elated I am that Barack Obama won the presidential election. I don't think I've ever cared about anything more than I did for this presidential election.

As long as Sarah Palin is 3000 miles away from the white house again, all is well in the world. And Alaska, I'm sorry you have to deal with her...I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy even.

Anyway, I hope these four years can bring changes to our country that will make America a good place again. I'm tired of the international world looking down on this country and I'm tired of the dollar being worth like half a euro. I know that wouldn't have changed under McCain. And Palin's stupid ass would've been the downfall of international relationships all together.

I want my family to have ACTUAL health insurance. Because what can $5000 buy in the health industry? A bottle of anti-depressants? One chemo treatment? Sorry, you're fucked after a month.

And to the people, especially college students, who think Obama is trying to suck your piggy bank dry.....stop being greedy fuck faces.
1. You won't even be paying taxes while Obama is in office. So that "Great now I have to pay for someone's welfare for 4 years" shit doesn't fly. STFD.
2. ON THE CONTRARY, people are paying for YOUR "welfare." You think Pell grants grow on trees?
3. And you call yourself Christian? One of the Christian fundamentals is giving back to your community. You give money to your church every week and this buys your preacher a C-Class. I think it's okay to give money to your country so a working class mother can buy dinner for her children. And a family can afford to send their child to college.

End rant.

I just had to do this.

Concert Report: MSTRKRFT

I forgot to post about my MSTRKRFT experience. So...3 weeks later...CONCERT REPORT. Let me just start by saying how amazing it was. I brought my guud camera this time so we have quality pictures. I also left the concert with carpal tunnel because dancing + 5 lb camera = pain.

Okay so the concert was at Ampersand. It was my first time there and it was pretty nice. I think the Republic has a better layout though. It was impossible to walk past the bar at Amperstand once it got crowded. But whatever, the more people and closer you are to each other...the better. I love when people sweat all over me.

I got there around 11:30....and there were roughly 1 thousand opening acts. No really, MSTRKRFT didn't come on stage until 2:30 AM. (And I'll make it known that I spent the entire day before the concert riding a bike in the sun.) However, I still had an amazing time with the opening acts.

Naturally the DJs played some Justice, which I won't complain. I actually love it and love the fact that the people here LOVE JUSTICE AS MUCH AS I DO. Cross-cism.

The LA Riots played for like an hour before MSTRKRFT came on stage. No complaints from me though, Daniel (left) is DAMN GOOD LOOKING. No really, he's hot as shit. The music was good too.




SAY BOY, GIMME YO' NUMBA


DREAMY MCDREAMFACE. I WANT TO BONE YOU. I took about 30 pictures of him. Give 10, take 2.


This sketch ass drunk guy wanted to take a picture with my camera.....Um let me think about that for a second...........HELL FUCKING NO. STFD. So I played dumb and took a picture OF him WITH my camera IN MY hands instead. And it didn't even come out good. Oh well. SKETCH ASS MOTHER LICKER.


Lots of people were wearing the signature MSTRKRFT Jason masks. And I loved it.


This couple were making out for....90% of the time I was there....so that's about....2 and a half hours? It started as innocent dancing and ended as heavy petting. No really. They undressed each other and had sex ON THE DANCE FLOOR. And I loved it. But no really, it was full of lulz. One of them almost messed up some DJ equipment with their post-sex smoke...so the DJ had to push their hand away. Generally awesome.


BITCHES GET A ROOM. BYE. Taking up valuable front row space. Separating me from Daniel.


MSTRKRFT walks on stage around 2:30. I. Am. Ecstatic. This. Is. Epic.


Apparently it's cool to wave glow sticks like this now. NOT. STFD.


Anyway, I was standing....Really fucking close. I learned that having a really nice camera fools people into thinking you are really important...and therefore deserving of a front row seat. I will therefore bring my camera everywhere I go from now on.








Yes guys, I concur. This show was totally fucking bad ass.

And that was the concert. I loved it.