Fug the shoes

These have got to be the worst shoes on the planet. The gold chain at your ankles is secured by a velcro strap, so when you trip over something, which I'm pretty sure you will because these are 5 inch heels, you'd probably fall, break your neck, and the heavy gold chains would dig deep welts into your feet. Conclusion: not only are these shoes super fugly, but they're also hazardous to your health. Oh, and they're $160. No maam.

Speaking of manly things...

I introduce you to the MAN WALL!

Who needs a sports bar when you've got the man wall?
This badass muthaf#@%$ comes complete with:

• 52″ Vizio Flat Panel LCD HDTV
• Two 26″ Vizio Flat Panel LCD HDTVs
• 1200 watt Panasonic 5.1 Home Theater System
• Two wireless surround sound speakers
• DVD player with 5-CD changer
• ipod docking station
• 7 ft sports ticker with a built in computer
• 32 bottle wine rack
• 1000 watt microwave oven
• 2 cigar humidors complete with gauges
• AND a full-size built-in beer refrigerated beer keg with tap!!

Oh, AND you can also customize it aka add more tvs or add a even bigger soundsystem, or whatever other amazing-ness you want to add to your already coolest/manliest/KICK ASS man wall this world has ever seen! Just make sure you have $14,900 on hand. via Uncrate

Mace in your FACE!

In today's society, I feel that mace has become a staple for every woman/girl to own. If not, then you should get one. Right now! And what other cooler mace to own, then the Mace® Pepper Gun™?! This baby delivers a continuous stream of mace up to a distance of 25 feet, comes with an LED light to aim in the dark, has a safety on/off switch, and it even comes with a water cartridge to practice with! I don't think mace could have come in a doper vessel. Plusssss you can get it in pink! I mean, if you're no fan of girly girl Legally Blonde colors, they have blue, black and silver, but how deameaning would it be to an attacker if he got maced in the face by a pink mace gun?

Also, I'm not saying mace is just for girls, but boys should be carrying around manlier things, like LASERS!

Speaking of [Adult Swim]

I don't know how late I am on this, because I don't carouse through Adult Swim's website everyday of my life, but..... you can make up your own Bumps and they might even be on the show!

Contest ends July 12.

Hear Hear: Saturday

I heard this on Moral Orel last night and I had to find it. For all you curious cats the song is called "Saturday" and the artist is Io Perry. I love it.

This is still STILL not a bacon blog.

If I had an iphone/touch I'd buy this app asap!

O is for Optimus Prime obliterating Oompa Loompas

Neil Cameron is doing an awesome installment over at his blog properly titled A-Z of Awesomeness. He's taking suggestions over at his blog, facebook, twitter and on comic nexus. So go and make some AWESOME suggestions so he can churn out more of this alphabetical awesomeness!!

Lamé done wrong

Solange, this could've been cool. Minus the camel toe.

B. Scott's Top 5 Reasons Your Breath Smells Like Booty Lint

I first started watching B. Scott videos when he made a video about the Chris Brown/Ri Ri domestic disturbia. And this woMAN never fails to bring the LULZ. I absolutely adore him. FIERCE b**** MAKES ME SHAKE AND CRY.

Reason no. 1.....-DYING-

Depressing Month

RIP Billy Mays.

What's up with this? First David, then Ed, then Farrah, then MJ, now Billy?!? I want to slap Death in the face right now.

I used to hate Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!

But this made me a convert. Bahaha favorite moment on the show everrrr

1958-2009

The gravity of his death is just starting to hit me as the shock wears off. The more I remember/realize what he has accomplished, the more it bothers me. I mean we ridiculed this man so much but holy FUCK was he an AMAZING entertainer. Absolutely amazing.

Don Diablo, Dutch DJ, shows his love and appreciation for the King through this fresh remix of Remember the Time...one of my favorite MJ jams.

A king like no other.

With impeccable fashion sense, I must say. I've already been in love with...everything...he wears (including pajamas to his court date, HATERS TO THE LEFT), and now I'm thinking I need to MJ-afiy my wardrobe. We're talking penny loafers, tube socks, and bomb ass Balmain blazers.

Take a look at this GQMF! I'm shaking and crying!

One of my favorite MJ moments: Usher (a product of MJ) joins him on stage and they have this epic dance battle. And then Chris Tucker gets involved.

In case you were wondering the logistics of that signature lean.

So I honor this great man. Gone but, never really gone.

Depressing Day

BREAKING NEWS

Earlier this morning Farah Fawcett lost her long battle with cancer.

And now I heard (I don't want it to be true, and haven't found any official stories on his death) Michael Jackson, the KING of pop, is dead after he was found not breathing in his home. Age 50!
EDIT: He's in a Coma, not dead, as of 5:22 PM. His brain function is minimal and CNN is saying it is unusual for a coma caused by cardiac arrest is VERY SERIOUS and not good at all.
EDIT2: RIP MJ, I raise my glove to you.

Omg, I can't believe this. MICHAEL JACKSON. MICHAEL JACKSON.
RIP. I'll be praying for both of these remarkable celebrities' families. This is tragic.

Wearable Towel: The Snuggie of the summer?

Sorry for the VIDEO OVERLOADD but I just couldn't help myself! I love how you can wear this as a toga. Are Wearable Towel toga parties going to be the new Snuggie pub crawls?

I love The Soup blog.

I wish my local news stations did segments like this. Yay soup!

In the words of Flava Flav: "WOOOOOWWW"

Hear Hear: WERQ

New Ciara ft. Missy Elliot.

OMFG THIS IS FIERCE. She would make Tyra proud. WERQ IT GURL WERQ IT. Holy shit. This is my new workout routine.

Stunning booty popping aside, this video has this dirty quality to it that just SCREAMS 90s and it makes me love it even more. At first I was like...ugh, whoever directed this chose an awful cheap camera, but now I'm like...that's kind of awesome. It's like Sir-Mix-A-Lot esque or All I wanna Do is a Zoom Zoom in your Boom Boom esque. WERQ IT VIDEO DIRECTOR.

NGL though, it reminds me of my main man...BENNY BENNASSI'S AWESOME SATISFACTION VIDEO.

Speaking of Benny Benassi. He's playing at Ampersand New Orleans TONIGHT so go push and touch people in the club to get your satisfaction.

Bear Grylls is Epically Awesome. As Always.

CHECK THIS ARTICLE: TV Show helps Utah Boy survive night solo in woods

THAT'S RIGHT. Bear Grylls' survival tips are in fact LEGIT. I knew Man Vs. Wild was one of my favorite shows for a reason. (Besides getting to see Bear Grylls run around naked and jump into sub zero water.)

What is more G than a grizzly bear and grills? BEAR GRYLLS IS WHAT.

Here's the story with boss parts in bold:

SALT LAKE CITY – When he realized he'd been separated from his family on a weekend hike in a northern Utah forest, 9-year-old Grayson Wynne's thoughts turned to television. Grayson watches "Man vs. Wild" on the Discovery Channel every week with his brothers and his dad. On the show, host and adventurer Bear Grylls strands himself in the wilderness and then shows viewers how to survive the sticky situations.

That's where Grayson says he learned to leave clues behind to help searchers find him.

On Saturday, when he was scared and alone in the Ashley National Forest, Grayson started tearing up his yellow rain slicker, despite the intermittent downpours, and tying pieces to trees.

"I just used my hands," said Grayson, who was found safe Sunday after spending 18 hours lost in the forest. "I don't know how many times I tore the thing but quite a lot."

Grayson was among a party of about 15 family members that left Saturday from the Spirit Lake trailhead in Daggett County. The group stopped to tighten a saddle on a horse at some point, said Grayson's dad, Kynan Wynne. But Grayson didn't realize it and went ahead of the pack before diverting onto a smaller trail in the thick forest.

Although Kynan Wynne was concerned for his son's safety, he was also confident in the boy's resilience.

"Somewhere he got the idea that for multiple reasons, not just for people to find you, but to retrace your steps if you have to, to leave a trail," Kynan Wynne said.

Grayson created a small shelter overnight under a fallen tree. The next day, he decided to follow a creek in hopes of finding help.

"I (thought I) might find the lake, that there might be somebody at the lake," he said.

Grayson, who will start fourth grade in the fall, also left a couple of clues for searchers that he didn't mean to.

He dropped a granola bar wrapper about 300 yards off the main trail. Searchers also found a small footprint and a backpack about 400 yards from the wrapper.

"I was just being pretty stupid that I dropped the backpack," Grayson said. "I was just panicking too much."

When Grayson heard a helicopter overhead, he ran into a meadow and waved the last piece of his jacket. But two searchers on horseback saw him first.

"It was such a good feeling that I was going to be all right," said Grayson, who got back to normal Monday by playing in a Little League double-header.

When he was reunited with his father, Grayson's first words were "Happy Father's Day."

The Daggett County sheriff's office credited the searchers, volunteers and Grayson's common sense for the positive outcome.

"The thing that he recognized from the show, regardless of the circumstances you're in, you are capable of surviving," Kynan Wynne said.

Somebody get this boy a TV SHOW. Or atleast a meeting with Bear Grylls. Such a BAMF 4th GRADER!

Best Kept Secret: Retail Me Not

I can't remember whether or not I've posted about this, so, sorry if this is a re-post. (someone comment and remind me if it is so i can delete it pronto!)

Retail Me Not, for those of you who don't know, is a great website for finding all those sweet online/in-store coupons! Especially if you're shopping, say the VS SEMI ANNUAL SALEE, and don't want to pay for dumb stuff aka shipping. They even post up success ratings and allow you to write comments about each coupon code so that everyone can know whether it's a good coupon to use or not!

Jell-ROE

This entry won runner up at the Jell-O mold competition in Brooklyn. Spectators said it tasted just like roe aka fishy and salty, but how fun would it be for party food if you made it taste like different, regular Jell-O flavors? You could have a bowl filled with Jell-O balls of all the colors of the rainbow. Maybe a new take on Jell-O shots? Hmm? Anyone?

Gear Grinding: Unnecessary Apologies

Okay, I was reading this article on Yahoo! titled "Cowell's Confession: Sim Says, "I'm Wrong." And the subject of this article really started grinding my gears so I have to blog about it.

Basically it's about how Simon Cowell was harsh in his criticisms to people like Susan Boyle and all the kids they let pass on Britain's Got Talent and that while he is usually dead on in his criticisms no matter how harsh they are, this time "he was wrong for saying what he did."
Pardon my french but, fuck that. His criticisms are only harsh because now he's saying them to some 50 year old virgin religious cat lady and 10 year olds. When he says it to a 30 year old struggling single mother or 20 year old in the midst of their college years it's okay? But not now?

FALSE.

The entertainment business IS harsh in it's nature. If anyone is going to pursue their dreams of being an entertainer they damn well better be prepared for harsh criticism, NO MATTER AGE, RACE, MENTAL CAPABILITIES, BEAUTY, SOCIAL STATUS. IDFC. If you suck you suck. If you're amazing you're amazing.

Simon says: "Yet, perhaps my biggest regret of this year was...with Aidan Davis, the 11-year-old street dancer from Birmingham. In the final, I made him cry, too, by describing his performance as lackluster--it was a huge, huge mistake. It almost ruined the whole evening for everyone...I had treated him as I would an adult, forgetting that he was only an 11-year-old child with a dream. I apologized to him afterwards, but it didn't make me feel any better about it. Moral of the story? I don't always get it right. Looking back, I know I could've been kinder."

Why should I lie and tell a 10 year old they have the voice of a goddess when they don't? So that I can live to regret the day I told that lie when I have to painfully listen to them perform every day since. Fuck that too. That's what parents are for. Let the parents lie to their children and tell them they sing/dance great or how fantastic their artwork is. AS A PROFESSIONAL TALENT SCOUNT IT IS NOT SIMON'S JOB TO LIE TO THESE PEOPLE. They should be mentally prepared for whatever he's saying to them. And if he says you suck then TOUGH SHIT. Go back to your studio and practice until you get better.

Omg. It really pisses me off how sensitive people are these days. I FOR ONE AM TIRED OF LAME, CLICHE THINGS CONTINUOUSLY GETTING PRAISED BECAUSE SOME GENIUS PLAYS THAT WEAK, CHILD/UGLY CARD. CHILDREN DO NOT ALWAYS EQUAL TALENT. I SAID IT. So Simon, you should not apologize. You told a ballerina what she needed to hear. She's 10. She has 90 years to fine tune her skills. Maybe she'll be the next Madonna. THE POINT IS THAT SHE HAS TIME TO BECOME THAT SO STFD WHINY BABIES.

And Susan Boyle is a 50 year old woman. If she doesn't know how the world works by now...that's pathetic. The fact that she's treated like a 10 year old too should be insulting to her. The fact that she's acting like a 10 year old is insulting to me.

And back to the topic of children in showbiz, it's not just the children's fault. PARENTS. If you're going to showcase your child then you should EXPECT harsh realities from other people. JEEZ. It makes me upset to see how, pardon me again, pussy entertainment is becoming. I want the harsh old days back when people actually had to WORK to get their high status. And not just cry on TV and make everyone feel bad for them so they can win.

And Stavros Flatley should've won. F YOU BRITAIN.

The Chemicals Between Them?

How are:

Amanda Lepore (Best DSLs I've ever seen), Dr. Cuddy from House MD (aka Lisa Edelstein), Voldermort James St. James, Richie Rich (one of the founders of the Heatherette clothing line), Ru Paul, and Larry Tee (DJ extraordinaire) connected?

They all were members of the Club Kids in the New York underground scene during the 80s. What does this entail? Some excerpts from Wiki Lala Land:

The Club Kids were a group of young clubheads led by Michael Alig and James St. James in the late 1980s and early 1990s. This group was famous for their outrageous costumes and extensive drug use -- in particular, ecstasy, ketamine, and heroin, although preferences ranged.

Michael Alig's fame and influence quickly grew. At one point, he was on the payroll of several clubs owned by Peter Gatien for doing nothing but showing up with his entourage of Club Kids in order to draw more customers to the clubs. When they wanted to add a little variety to their night-life, Michael and the club kids began holding illegal parties in various public places including a donut shop and the New York subway.

Party at a NYC subway donut shop? DONE AND DONE. Just so you know Michael Alig (the founder of the original Club Kids) was later convicted of murder over drugs. These kids went HARD. And it just blows my mind to think Lisa Edelstein was a part of this.

DR. CUDDY, Y SO PARTY ANIMAL?

Who took the bomp from the bompalompalomp?

YEEEEEEEEEE!! I seriously was going to post this up the day I ran into it, but I thought it would more appropriate to post it the day before the MIDNIGHT PREMIERE of the new Transformers movie because hellooooo I'm sure everyone in the world is going to the midnight screening of this. Anyways, for all you non-transformers-savvy ones out there, here's a great source of vital information about all the decepticons you should about before you go see the movie. Learn it. Love it. Impress your friends with your sweet decepticon knowledge!

This is still not a bacon blog.

But this sandwich looks sooooo goooood i just couldn't help myself. MMM BACON!!

Baby are you ready to lick me sexy uh uh?

This is great.

More Things Cell Phones SHOULD be able to do...But Can't.

PLEASE MOMMA PLEASE.
I don't know the source of this though.

Things Cell Phones Should Be Able to Do, But Can't 1

I hope I never run into this guy when I'm out.

Don't feel like you're obligated to watch the whole video. I didn't. I got enough guido overload after the first 20 seconds after the 1 minute 15 sec point.

LASERPHONE

Speaking of offensive things and awesomely BAMF inventions, I was reading Vice magazine (which is a deliciously offensive magazine that swears and publishes offensive articles and is generally awesome because of the lack of censorship/freedom of speech and I got my issue at American Apparel if that's any warning of how "offensive" it is).

Technology issue baby!

And in my technology issue there was an article about all of these invention ideas one of the people working for the magazine has thought of over the years. My favorite, the laser cell phone, had me rolling on the floor. So I had to share it. I'll list the other invention ideas he had as well just for lulz sake.

Top Loader Laptop
(A laptop that works like a typewriter. It forces one to "STRIVE FOR PERFECTION" since the top loader laptop doesn't allow you to backspace. It's permanent, just like a typewriter!)

A Mouthless Woman
Creates a quieter, BJ-less world.

A CELL PHONE WITH LASERS
"We've all be promised more than a little headway in the laser department for more than 30 years without seeing shit. Hello! Laser-developing motherfuckers! Star Trek and Star Wars gave a laser striptease a lifetime ago and we still haven't seen any action. I really don't give a shit about an iPhone with GPS because a) I have GPS in my car and b) I have eyes in my head. Where's a Chinese restaurant? Let me look around. Oh. There's one. What I need IS FUCKING LASERS. I need them to slice things, I need them to maim animals in the way of my car that I don't want to kill, I need them to kill people in the way of my dog that I don't want him to maim, I need them to shoot my mouthless woman in the ass just to remind her she can't scream. AND I NEED THEM NOW. So please, Bill Gates, I know you have lasers up that crazy tomorrow-house of yours, please share. Make the * key the laser button. No one uses that button anymore. *69? What the hell was that about? This is the future. * = laser = dead!"

Permanent Window-Lock Button
(Prevents his dog from jumping out the window while the car is moving. Also renders it impossible to pay toll and get fresh air.)

Titty-Milk Catching Bag
(A bag that catches breast milk like a dookie bag catches horse crap from those horses that pull carriages and what not)

A Light that Never Goes Out

An Exercising Mexican
(A mexican that exercises FOR YOU and you lose the weight while he exercises. So you can lose weight while laying on the couch)

The Vice Camera
(Takes pictures automatically elevated to the awesome level of Vice photographs. And delicously hipster at that)

Lonnie Sound Bite Machine
(A machine that has buttons that plays recordings of the author's retarded Uncle Lonnie cursing)

Oh man. But that Cell phone with lasers. The * button. ACE!
The author of this article was Chris Nieratko so if you want to look him up and email him letters of encouragement to invent the said cell phone...GO FO IT.
Ps. I told you this magazine was OFFENSIVE.

Hear Hear: SUCK IT

WARNING: This song contains OFFENSIVE CONTENT. Do not watch if you are easily offended. Nothing visually graphic, but the lyrics contain words that offend some people for some reason.

FROM THE GENIUS THAT BROUGHT YOU PRINCESS SUPERSTAR'S AWESOMELY OFFENSIVE "LICKY," COMES "MY PENIS."
No pun intended.

FORMALITIES ASIDE. This. Is. The. Best. Song. I've. Ever. Heard. Now, I hate Perez Hilton and I think he should die in a fire...but even with his presence in this song I still think it is AWESOME AS F. OMG. This s is on repeat right now.

Granted. I'm a sucker for ANYTHING vulgar (it automatically shoots up to my to 50 favorite songs ever), but this song also has this DOPE beat full of BASS that just makes me want to die in a good way.

GIVE ME BASS OR GIVE ME DEATH.

Larry Tee, you are a GOD.

EDIT: I AM DEFINITELY MAKING THOSE PENIS CUPCAKES FOR MY NEXT BIRTHDAY. SUCK IT!

Hear Hear: FLG

CRANK THAT FLG.
And this awesomely Japanland video.

I kind of want this...

I think I'd still carry my other two knives around though.
My purse is just an arsenal of deadly weapons.
Key-shaped pocket knife. Attackers beware.

Drizzy Drake is Jimmy boy from Degrassi?!!?!?!?!!

note: if video doesn't play just click somewhere on the stream a little bit after the beginning and it'll play the rest of the video, then you can go back and play the beginning. well, this is what i have to do... unless it's just my comp that is retarded.

I get a text round 10:21 PM. It reads "OOOOOMMMFFFGGG drizzy drake who sings best I ever had is freakin JIMMYBOY FROM DEGRASSI". Right after I finish reading it, the songs starts playing on the radio. I start having convulsions. I'm dying. I'm crying. I'm having a seizure. JIMMY?!?! JIMMY WHEELCHAIR JIMMY?!I still am in disbelief. Balla song though, I'm not gonna lie. Good job Jimmy. You've done well.

I miss Degrassi. Someone buy me The N please.

Beer + Biking = ???

BEER BIKING OF COURSE!

Amsterdam, you've done it. You've found a way to drink and drive at the same time! Wooo hoo! And it's legal! Downing beers while I pedal around and adventure the city? Who WOULDN'T be down? Someone bring this mobile bike bar to the U.S. asap!

YES YES YES and YESSSSSSSSS!!

Who better to top People's Hottest Bachelor list other than CHACE CRAWFORD!!!! Perfection. That's all I can say. Goo-- I mean, GREAT pick People. Don't forget to check out all the other hotties who made this year's hot hottie po-tottie bachelor roundup!

Party On Party Cat

I don't like cats but the recent Keyboard Cat and pre-recent Spaghetti Cat just make me want to die. I LOVE THEM. And now I've discovered Party Cat which I LOVE AS WELL.

It's a little short story comic about a cat. That likes to party. And his "owner" that also likes to party. Really cute.

READ IT. LOVE IT.

Tiny tim

Minnies is this Chicago restaurant serves only mini food. Their concept basically: portion control=healthy eating. Personally, I think it's kind of steep though. I mean, 3 mini sandwaches for $8.75?$?! I'd rather go Mickey D's get me a Big Mac combo for half the price. But.... it would be fun just eating tiny foods. You can mouse over each item on their online menu to preview it! They even serve mini beers and mini champagnessss. Ahh!! Soooooo cute!!

Disney princesses post happily ever after

Love this to-be installment by Dina Goldstein.

This is not a virtual kaleidoscope blog.

I love kaleidoscopes. One day i want to own a real, legit like colored-glass-shards-and-shit-inside -of-it kaleidoscope, but for now this interactive internet one will suffice. They have techno/trancey music on the website you can listen to while watching this magical beauty but I suggest jammin out to some Gang Gang Dance instead.

Also I found this kaleidoscope painter. You know, if you want something to keep you entertained for a lil while. Also if you want cool kaleidoscope art like mineee:

If you made a whole bunch of these and mosaic-ed them together that would look fiyaa. Dude, I'm doing it.

No Maam.

Hear Hear Throwback: Mercenaries 2

Oldie but a such gooodieee. I never get tired of this song.

Beer is getting better and better every single day

Recently, Science magazine has run an article saying that beer is more hydrating than water. WOO HOO! Beer lovers rejoice!

I'm totally checkin' my email. Total man.

Checking my email has become an everyday ritual for me. I don't know about you, but I get 2947823742304712-9780237482349 emails a day, and no, I'm not just talking about spam. So, today I get an email in my inbox from an unfamilar address. First I think, "oh! spam!" but then I look at the last name of the sender and it's the same as my friend's. The email is titled "FW: How much do you know about me?". So, I figure she just sent me one of those random forwards poo blah to read. I open it and read it over and notice that none of these answers even remotely relate to anything about my friend and actually look like some 12 year old teeny bopper wrote it. I then look at the email header and also notice that the sender has also put the name Dorothy next to my email address. Dorothy is not my name. In no way, shape or form annnnnnddd why the hell would anyone want to be named Dorothy anyways!? If that even WAS my real name I would have gone and gotten it changed yearsssss ago.

But enough of me ranting, I thought you might enjoy reading this email (and my comments on it). UPDATE: I condensed her email to only the #'s that were worth while on commenting on because I'm pretty sure you don't care what she ate for breakfast or that she picked diamonds over pearls. Sorry girl who sent it to me, but next time you send out your emails, make sure you check the addresses first.

Original email in blue

My comments in black

Welcome to the 2009 edition of getting to know your Friends. Press '*FORWARD*' then change all the answers so they apply *ONLY to you*, and then send this to your friends
*_Including the person who sent it to you._*
The theory is that you will learn a lot of little things about your friends that you might not have known!
The theory is that you will learn a lot of little things about STRANGERS that you might not have known!

*1.* *What time did you get up this morning?* 11:00 AM (:
Did you REALLY take the time to add all those stars around every # and every question? And why did you put a smiley emoticon after your answer? Unnecessary much?

*3.* * What was the last film you saw at the cinema? hmm Mall cop, haven't gone to the movies in a while
I'm guessing you're 12 years old

*4.* * What is your favorite TV show? * The secret life of the american teenager :]
Mmm ya you're definitely 12.

**9.* * What kind of car do you drive? a prius :] go green...

Maybe you're not 12 then?

**12.* * Favorite item of clothing? I <3 style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">Nvm. You're 12.

14.* * Favorite brand of clothing? Aeropostale :)
BAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

**21.* *Are you a morning person or a night person? Night/afternoon
So, pretty much every part of the day that isn't considered the morning.

30.* *What is your full name? Aryanna Rei Zuniga Chavez
WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU EMAILING ME?!?!?!

**31.* *What are you listening to right now? iTunes :]

So, you're listening to your music program?

*34.* *If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? PURPLE! Unless the make a rainbow crayon...(LOL @ ania)

**
Shut up. This isn't Twitter.

**42.* *Hugs or kisses? Both ;D
I hate when people say both. Make up your mind!

**43.* *Chocolate or Vanilla? Chocolate, vanilla is okay too
*
MAKE UP YOUR MINDDDDDDD!!!

44.* *Coffee or tea? Tea, but only green tea, or jasmine, or whatever you eat at the japanese resturant :]
Stop with the emoticons...

**48.* * What did you do last night*? Hahaha, Omgpop :)
*
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!?!? AND I SAID STOP WITH THE EMOTICONS!!

**53. Favorite day of the week? Friday and Saturday!
Did this question ask "Favorite days of the week?" Yea. I thought so.

**55.* *Do you make friends easily? Most of the time ;)
I give up on the emoticons. The use of the wink emoticon here doesn't even make any sense.

**56.* *How many people will you send this to?* probably like 10 at least.
Probably like 9 friends and a STRANGER!

**57.* *How many will respond? the ones who are nice and smart enough :]
Since you didn't even answer the question correctly, I'll do it for you: They blog about it.

yahhh?

Okay. Soulja Boy makes me want to kill myself.
Everytime he comes out with a song I'm like "Holy f--k this is the stupidest f----r to book a record deal ever. Who the f--k writes this nonsense! I don't think there's anything more RIDICULOUS THAN THIS SONG!"
Then...Soulja Boy comes out with another song. And renders all of my previous judgements about him invalid because his new song is EVEN MORE RIDICULOUS.

YAHHH TRICK YAHHH is old (came out in 2007)...but I just heard it and HOLY OMG....NGL, I was rolling on the floor at this song. RIDICULOUS. BUT SO HILARIOUS. Just the way he says YAHHHHHH. And the whole context. SOULJA BOY PLEASE GET OUT OF HERE! YOU MAKE ME WANT TO DIE!

YAHHHHH! I think I'll scream this at the radio next time Kiss Me Through the Phone comes on.

Hear Hear: BARBIE AND KEN ARE BACK!

NEW AQUA.
WARNING: THIS VIDEO CONTAINS LOTS OF 80s AWESOME

Oh how their voices take me back to the great times when "Barbie Girl" ruled the radio waves.

Final Destination: REAL TIME

NGL, this movie has made me paranoid as WOW about life....getting on an airplane, driving onto the interstate. I'm scared that I'll have a premonition then decide against it and ultimately save myself from a gruesome death....only to die a few days later in some other gruesome way. It's always a thought in the back of my mind. WHAT IF I REALLY DID CHEAT DEATH, WHAT WOULD HAPPEN?

Well a couple missed their flight on Air France Flight 447 when they were late to the airport. They caught a flight home the next day and got into a bad car accident back home a few days later where the woman was killed and the man is in serious condition.

COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT, THAT IS SOME FREAKY FINAL DESTINATION STUFF RIGHT THERE. PARANOIA LEVEL ELEVATED. I might not be able to get on an airplane ever

VIA Time Online

Cuter than Cute Overload!

YEA! I said it! Cuter than Cute Overload! Impossible you say? Well, it just happened. Follow these two teeth on their whimsical journeys everyday on My Milk Toof. I just wanna squeeeze em I love it! Love it love it love it! And I don't find things to be too cute that often, so you know it's gotta be good.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

I'm buying this issue of Newsweek not only because Stephen Colbert is on the cover, but also because he's going to be the first guest editor at newsweek since 76 years! Good choice Newsweek. Good choice.

AAhahahaha

It just wouldn't be as funny with dogs

I found this Chive post titled "When cats get stoned and listen to techno". You need to check it out. Oh, and make sure your have your volume up.

Guns don't kill, LASERS do!

Speaking of not pointing lasers in your eyes...

That has to be one of my favorite clips from that show everr

Hear Hear: New Basement Jaxx RAINDROPS

Offensive Content Warning: Semi-nudity and pasties.



But the video is so FIERCE. Love that Basement Jaxx.

Woman attempts to illustrate period pain to her boyfriend

Happy National Doughnut Day!

Krispy Kreme is giving away free doughnuts (limit one per person), just walk in and ask for any kind your heart desires!

Dunkin Donuts is giving away free doughnuts, but only with a purchase of any beverage.

So go out there and get your free doughnuts! YEEEHAWW!

Make sure you have a helmet on because this is about to BLOW YOUR MIND!

Was I right? Or was I right?

Love the cover: July British Marie Claire

YESSSSSS my favorite Victoria Secret model Alessandra Ambrosia and Sacha Baron Cohen's own Bruno! How much funner can this cover get?! See the rest of their photo shoot here.

This is not a bacon blog

Left 4 Dead 2

Coming out November 17, this sequel features new chracters, boss zombies and MELEE WEAPONS! So, not only do you get to pump up their guts with massive amounts of artillery but now you can bash their brains out with bats, frying pans and chainsaws. The game is set in a good old South, and by the looks of the trailer, New Orleans is one of those southern locations. Killing zombies in my home town? How more badass can this game get?!

Beyonce IS DAT CHU?

Oh wait. No, that's not Beyonce. Almost fooled me.
RECORD EXECS WE ALREADY HAVE A BEYONCE!
You can't replace Destiny's Child!

I might actually buy Rock Band just for this.

The Beatles: Rock Band Press Conference trailer

Apparently too much texting deserves a PSA

Just watched this PSA warning teens about digital dating. Too much texting, too much facebook/myspace stalking, too many phone calls etc etc. I went on their website, titled thatsnotcool.com, and found these e-cards you can send to your lover who is has been succumbed to the evil world of digital dating. This one's my favorite:

Check out the rest of them here. Maybe even send one to a friend or lover.