BOY (Coming 2010)

 

It intrigues me!

Russell in REAL LIFE

TOO CUTE!

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OFFENSIVE CONTENT: WTF BELLY RING. WTF.

My stock pile of belly button rings and what not has gradually dwindled since I bought like 20 of them in high school. I'm getting scared that when I lose the current one I'll be FORCED to finally wear the remaining "69" ring. We all know what baggage comes with the "69" belly button ring (read: Trailer Park).

So I'm shopping for a new stockpile. But OMG, I think in the...IDK....4 years since I bought my last stockpile the rings have gotten EVEN TRASHIER. I didn't think it was possible to get worse than the "playboy," "69," "BITCH," "PORN STAR" dangly bits.
And then I found it. A belly button ring to trump them ALL. The KING of trashy.
BEHOLD, so WTF I don't even want the picture on the front page of the blog.

HEAR HEAR: Hendrix is back.

"Nearly 40 years after it was recorded at Jimi Hendrix’s final recording sessions, an unearthed song called “Valleys of Neptune” will feature on a compilation of the same name on March 9th. Valleys of Neptune will include 12 tracks recorded at various studios during Jimi’s final recording sessions while working on his posthumously completed First Rays of the Rising Sun. “Valleys of Neptune,” which was never released commercially but did appear on 1990’s Lifelines: The Jimi Hendrix Story four-disc set, will also be released as a single on February 2nd." via ROLLING STONE

Valleys of Neptune

American Apparel searches for the best bottom in the world

iPad

Apple released their tablet PC today and apple-stans around the world reached orgasm and then everything exploded. I MYSELF, can appreciate a Mac....there are some cool things going on there, but by no means do I suck Apple D. And for that reason I am saying the iPad is the UGLIEST, most UNORIGINAL piece of crap ever.

I CALL BS. AND APPLE WAS LYING SO THEY HAVE TO TAKE THE WHOLE DECK.

I MEAN SERIOUSLY APPLE. THIS IS WHAT YOU GIVE US? COME ON.

The ReasonS Why iPad is not worth your life savings (because I'm sure that's how much it costs). next paycheck.

0. It costs $500 which is in fact NOT the price of your life savings but instead the price of an iPhone...which begs the question.....what makes this any different than an iPhone other than the size. I mean when I say tablet COMPUTER...I actually want a tablet COMPUTER...You know something that runs say...PHOTOSHOP or some kind of extensive graphic program that I'd actually USE a tablet FOR. IDK. Just saying. $500...pretty cheap for apple...questionable.

1. THE NAME. iPAD. PAD?! THERE WERE NO BETTER WORDS THAN PAD IN THE THESAURUS WHEN THEY LOOKED UP TABLET? iTablet even sounds better!
I can already imagine the akward conversations:
"Hey everyone, check out my new iPad!"
"What? I never saw that brand at CVS...who makes it? Kotex or Always? Or maybe it's some generic off brand?"

iPAD. PSH.

2. It's ugly as all sin. If I wanted an iPhone, I'll buy an iPhone. If I want apple's NEW TABLET COMPUTER, I want something that doesn't look like a FUCKING PICTURE FRAME VERSION OF AN IPHONE.

iSANITARY NAPKIN or Digital Picture Frame? The world may never know....

But SERIOUSLY, the iPhone came out like what....a year ago (when converted to technology time that equals atleast 10 years ago). It's 2010, a new decade...it's time for some futuristic innovation. I don't want the same old same old. I want a tablet PC that is like Optimus Prime. THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE FUTURE. WE MAY NOT HAVE FLYING CARS, BUT LET'S ATLEAST GET PAST THE IPHONE CRAZE. TIME FOR SOMETHING NEW.

3. Giant unprotected screen is just asking for disaster.

4. Another reason it's not worth buying is because after the initial shock and awe has passed (hopefully SOON) people will realize how UGLY and pointless this piece of shit is....then Apple will HOPEFULLY invent a new one that isn't called iPAD and doesn't look like it should be displaying a slideshow on my dresser. HOPEFULLY the next version has some kind of Optimus Prime-like transformation from regular macbook, to tablet macbook. And I'll be paying the price of a REAL computer because it actually IS A real computer. And artists around the world can finally have a tablet Mac and not have to buy Wacom tablets anymore.

I am just overall DISAPPOINTED. Is it too much to ask for some innovation in 2010! James Cameron started us off with a bang! Let's keep that technology revolution going!!!!

iPAD. PSHHHHHH!!!!

BENEDICT WEEZYTAR

BRB. SHAKING AND CRYING.

If you're interested in Na'Vi-ing yourself then there's this tutorial with video tutorial as well (Photoshop required).

I plan on making a weekend project out of this tutorial. Lololol. Toooooo ridiculous!

Taylor Momsen needs to calm herself

“To be honest, I don’t fucking care [about being a role model]. I didn’t get into this to be a role model. So I'm sorry if I’m influencing your kids in a way that you don’t like, but I can’t be responsible for their actions. I don’t care. … Honestly, if I’d have ended up as Hannah Montana, I don’t know if the show would have gone as well. I probably would have told them all to go fuck themselves by the time I hit 11. And I don’t know how that would have gone down. It’s great for Miley, but I really like where I am right now and I feel really fortunate to be able to really be myself.”

via TIMES UK

I'm her mom!!No she's not.

:(

Rothbury 2010 is a no-go

Egg timer of the future

Who likes watching eggs boil? I know I don't. I also know I don't own an egg timer. So what's the alternative? Egg Watchers! All you have to do is choose the size of your egg, whether or not you got it from the fridge, and how you firm you would like you egg, then Egg Watchers selects a video which fits perfectly into your egg cooking time frame! Enjoy a video while you egg cooks. Then enjoy your egg after! It's a win-win for everyone.

Phoenix Unplugged

Lisztomania (Unplugged)

If you loved the Phoenix take away shows, then you're bound to love these as well. I mean, they're practically like the take away shows only in mp3 form. Visit thetripwire for 1901, their cover of Bob Dylan's Sad Eyed Lady of the Lowlands, and free mp3 downloads. Who doesn't love Phoenix? And who doesn't love free?

James Cameron pwns himself

"After six rounds on the foreign circuit, "Avatar" on the weekend became the biggest-grossing offshore title in movie history. The James Cameron mega-budget blockbuster rolled up an overseas cume through Sunday of $1.288 billion, exceeding by $46 million "Titanic's" 13-year international boxoffice record of $1.242 billion. The record actually fell Saturday, as predicted" via THR

I literally was watching Titanic the other day thinking, "Will anyone ever beat Titanic's record?" Question answered.

MOM! I'M SCARED!

As if Blythe dolls didn't already scare me enough, but a GIGANTIC BLYTHE FASHION SHOW?!?!??!!!!!!!! I'm peeing in my pants just looking at it.

This is the most intense Save The Date I've ever seen.

Right place. Right Time.

"Yesterday in Paris, Jean Paul Gaultier
presented a fall 2010 boxing-inspired
men's show in which the models were
made up to appear battered and bloody.
Gaultier walked the runway for the
finale, jolly as ever, in the same makeup,
appearing as though he'd just taken a few
swift hits to the face. And who should pose
beside him after the show but Chris Brown?"

via NYMAG

HEAR HEAR: Theresa Andersson

If you haven't tapped into New Orleans local music, you need to NOW. I've recently been obsessed with this amazing compilation of nola music put together by The Gambit. One of my favorite tracks (besides the Givers track. Duh. Givers is a GIVEN. Pun totally intended.) is Birds Fly Away by Theresa Andersson, and after seeing this old video of her appearance on Conan, I love her even more!

Diplo + Gucci Mane = Bad ass mixtape

1.Danger’s Not A Stranger (Diplo Remix)

2.Dope Boy (Bird Peterson Remix)
3.Excuse Me (Memory Tapes Remix)
4.No No No (Brodinski & Monsieur Monsieur Remix)
5.Frowny Face (Douster Remix)
6.Frowny Face (Emynd Remix feat Playboy Tre)
7.Im Expectin (Teenwolf Remix)
8.Boi (Zomby Remix)
9.My Shadow (Salem Remix)
10.Excuse Me (Diplo Remix)
11.Photo Shoot (Flying Lotus Remix)
12.I Be Everywhere (Mumdance Remix)
13.I Be Everywhere (DZ Remix)
14.Im The Shit (Benzi & Willy Joy Remix)
15.Break Yourself (Diplo Remix feat Lil B)

DOWNLOAD THE FREE MIXTAPE HERE

Sickest lineup ever.

LOL @ THOM YORKE

Would you like a beer with that?

If you're lucky to be living in South Beach, mark your calendars because Burger King's latest creation the "Whopper Bar" will be coming to you this February! The Whopper Bar offers the same burgers and fries, but now these combos are paired with a beer instead of your typical soft drink. Maybe we'll soon see Whopper Bars popping up all over the country.

This is not a bacon blog: BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLT

ONE POUND OF BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON LETTUCE AND TOMATO
via THIS IS WHY YOU'RE FAT

GET THAT GOOGLY GAGA LOOK

DONE AND DONE.

Prince writes Minnesota Vikings fight song

What is up with all this celebrity endorsement for the Vikings? SAINTS ALL THE WAY!!!

Speaking of youtube videos...

While I was googling how to link your youtube video to a certain time, I found this helpful, little website. You just follow the three easy steps, and voila! Instant youtube-direct-time linkage!

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum

I def LOL-ed the most at 6:47-6:55

Long live Conan!

Side note: I love Will Ferrell.

Benedict Weezy

Lil Wayne is apparently choosing the Minnesota Vikings over his hometown New Orleans Saints because of his undying love for Brett Farve. WTF WEEZY?! Not okay. Not okay.

JWOWW's idea of a clothing line is one top in 6 different colors

Hair ice has got to be the coolest ice formations I've ever seen

Learn more about Hair Ice

This makes me feel really tiny.

If you don't know what's going on in Haiti then you must be living under a rock.

If that's the case, then here's an infographic from Top Cultured that sums everything up for you.

Keep Haiti in your prayers.

And if you want to donate to this cause you can visit the American Red Cross.

The Monster Ball

My FAVORITE PART of LadyGaGa's Monster Ball show were these super artsy/experimental videos she had for each of her costume changes.

The best part about theses videos was that she mashed up her songs with popular house/electro music. It was S-T-U-N-N-I-N-G.

Hear Hear: This is NOT a video blog, but this is a TAYLOR MOMSEN video post.

For real this time, LAST VIDEO.

I have been avoiding the whole Gossip Girl/Leighton Meester/16 year old who looks like she's 30 Taylor Momsen fad like the plague. I mean, it IS really high school. But I FINALLY caved and I'm kind of addicted (even though the show is so melodramatic and makes me want to kill myself).

On that note, Taylor Momsen (aka Jenny Humphrey) has so much hate out there in the world because she's 16....but looks like she's 30. But I don't really hate her. I mean she's a fierce kid. She's in a rock band. A ROCK BAND. The only kind of band worth having IMO.

The Pretty Reckless - Makes Me Wanna Die

She even has the voice of a 30 year old. I'm digging it though! Didn't expect anything good from her band, but I really like this song.

Sorry we're on video overload right now, but I just couldn't help myself. Last video. Promise. Maybe.

Pants on the Ground REMIX

Bored? Then you should try...

99 FREE games from 2009!!!!

Hear Hear: Rad Anthem 2010

Offensive Content: Drugs, Alcohol, Strip Clubs, Party Atmosphere, and General Bad Ass-ness.

There are so many GOOD things about this song/video.
1. Three words. Fast food mascots. In my opinion the only mascots worth having because let's be honest here...The King is absolutely hilarious. I don't even like fast food, but oh man those mascots are just great. Jack in the Box has a really cool mask. The Colonel is just a BAMF with his white pimp suit. BAMFs.

2. The Rad Omen have created a song that is reminiscent of Daft Punk (who have new stuff coming out within the next year, rememberrr!!!!!) You just can't go wrong with the basic house club beats.

3. The video story line is so offensive, and anyone that knows me knows that: offensive = automatic hit

4. Rad Omen is offering this song for a FREE DOWNLOAD.

I'm really feeling it. The nostalgia, the grittyness, the free-ness. HEAR HEAR, The Rad Omen should be looked out for in the future.

HEAR HEAR: New M.I.A.

Jersey Shore: Toddler edition

Jimmy Choo and UGG are collaborating

Jimmy Choo is working together with UGG to create 5 boots which will be in the typical UGG boot shape, but will embody the "spirit of the Jimmy Choo brand". The boots in the 5-piece collection will range from $595 to $795. I can't wait to see how this crazy collab will turn out. Too bad we have to wait til next October when they hit stores. via WWD

GAMER: Death Dice Overdose

It's hard to follow the Super Mario x Tetris game that was just posted because Holy S(erena Van Der Woodsen). That game was epic.

But for survival games (read: Games where you're playing aimlessly just to see how long you can last/beat your highest score....like jetpack and the goal is to fly through the tunnel without crashing) THIS GAME IS AWESOME.

DEATH DICE OVERDOSE

The object: Don't touch the falling dice
The catch: Your anxiety is always rising because DICE ARE FALLING OUT OF THE SKY WTF. And if your anxiety reaches the end of the bar bad things happen.
To beat the catch: Pills appear all over the place so you have to avoid dice AND take lots of pills to keep your anxiety low mannnn.

The awesome part: When you take lots of pills you enter this drug induced euphoria and everything goes colorful and trippy and it's all like that crazy acrobat circus thing that used to be really popular.

Moral of the story: This game is mad fun.

PLAY PLAY PLAY

Bears, Bears and Bears

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!


OH WAIT. Only the COOLEST SLEEPING BAG EVER.

It's a one-of-a-kind sleeping bag art piece but I mean, if this thing was produced in mass I'd shovel out some cash for one.

I'll take one of these bear coat/wedding dresses as well.
Including fire and pose.

Because I know you miss SmarterChild

via NEATORAMA

p.s. sometimes you have to wait a while for cleverbot to think and respond to you. It's not an instant responder like SmarterChild. (R.I.P. SmarterChild)

I finally played Tuper Tario Bros and it's hard.

Basically, you start off as Mario doing your thing: hitting blocks with your head, collecting coins, killing goombas, etc etc. You get to a point where you have to switch to tetris and from then on you have to switch back and forth between Mario AND Tetris to beat the level. Good luck! Oh, and btw, x is jump.

ULTRA LINE UP 1

So yesterday was like a second Christmas for me when Ultra Music Festival FINALLY released the first part of their line up. (I bought tickets on blind faith like a month ago because they were cheap-ish). At ANY RATE, not disappointed! Usually I'm Not though.

So right now my Friday Schedule is pretty open: ERIC PRYDZ. DID I MENTION ERIC PRYDZ? I'll get to his set early so I can be in the front row. Like a Boss.

AND Passion Pit will be sick!

On the other hand.....Tiesto is there AS USUAL. And I don't really like him so def won't be there. OR at Will.I.Am who I absolutely loathe, not as much as Fergie though thank God she's not performing.

And on SATURDAY, aka my busy day: DEADMAU5, he's really dope with his blinged out mouse head costume. And GROOVE ARMADA, which I'm really excited about because I don't hear about them performing anywhere....Bloody Beetroots have some sweet tunes, Steve Aoki as well (They roll together pretty much with the LA scene), DIPLO!, and MAJOR LAZR?!?!?!

Pon De Floor featuring Afro Jack & VYBZ Cartel from Mad Decent on Vimeo.

I can't wait to see what kind of show he does.

And that is only the first released part of the line up! Expect more AMAZING DJs coming soon (like David Guetta, because he ALWAYS plays Ultra. And I'm PRAYING for Justice because they've played before. Please. Please Justice).


SO IN CONCLUSION: Now you're coming to Miami for Ultra, right? Trust me, it's worth it.

Kings of Leon x S2A is the grownup version of Miley Cyrus x Max Azria except a lot more expensive and for men.

Kings of Leon has collaborated with Surface to Air to create their own fashion line. The 12-piece collection has already hit shelves in Europe and will be debuting in the states on January 25. I don't know why KOL feels the need to dip into the fashion world and why their clothing has to be mega mega expensive, but whatev, I'm not going to be buying their $267 fedoras anyways. Plus, it's all mens clothing. Check out my lookbook for a preview of KOL x S2A:1. Leather jacket: £739/$1185
2. Fedora: £167/$267
3. Plaid flannel shirt: £112/$180
4. Skinny jeans: £140/$225
5.Bandanna: £65/$104
6. Leather ankle boots: £361/$578

Seriously KOL? SERIOUSLY? A red bandanna for $104? Don't you think that's a bit overkill?

Bacon or Beer Can?

In honor of last night's bowl game and also If you're not too much into that last quiz, this one's for you

Who knew there were so many different types of cables? And that they all had names?

Obviously not me because I got a 5 out of 10.

Lady Gaga Barbie!

Click the photo for more Gaga Barbie madness

Brother gets revenge on sister. Facebook style.

"So, here’s the deal. Chris sounds like a pretty cool kid, if not a little bit of a dick. Apparently his sister Katie told their parents that Chris was hiding a 12 pack of booze in his room. His parents, being typically strict Asian parents, grounded Chris for three months.

For revenge, Chris went searching through Katie’s room for some dirt. And he found a doozy. Katie had composed a list of fellow students she was planning on hooking up with, with all of the dirty details intact. Chris posted this list on Facebook, tagging all of the guys listed. Hilarity ensued. Revenge is a bitch, but so is this guy’s sister. She had it comin’."

via GEARFUSE

Lady Gaga + Polaroid = Polaroid COMEBACK!

Remember when Polaroid decided to discontinue their classic polaroid cameras? Aka back in 2008? Aka 2 years ago? Well, now they decided to reverse their foolish decision and bring back polaroids with the help of their new creative director: LADY GAGA! Good call Polaroid. Good call.

RE: HEAR HEAR: New Weezy

On Fire: the music video

It's like 4 Rappers in ONE Man

DOPEEEEEE

Say Hi to my Dinosaur

I got tired of my beagle and traded him in for a baby dinosaur.

Throwback: The 5th Element and Gaultier

Bruce Willis is on my TV right now. And whenever I see him I can only think of him in The Fifth Element (which is a TOTALLY BAMF movie I might add). And the greatest thing about the Fifth Element, besides Chris Tuckers performance as a flamboyant radio host, is the costumes.....DESIGNED BY JEAN-PAUL GAULTIER.

Wtf? I didn't even know designer designers even did costumes for movies.

At any rate, high point of 90s fashion, HERE is my Fifth Element Look Board:

Flight Attendants that don't look like Picadilly workers, Cigarettes with more filter than Tobacco (not actually Gaultier, BUT still intriguing design, Blue rubber dress thing, YAMULKE, The signature strappy band aid outfit, and the signature orange rubber suspenders, BAMF. Gaultier, BA-STUNNING-MF.)

The strappy piece looks familiar, yes?

soundtrack to this posting:

Flamboyant Chris brings the LULZ.
STUNNING.

ZOMBIEEEEEE Pyramid

In my free time I sometimes like to go through/vote on user submissions on Threadless.com because some of the shirts are FRICKING CLEVER. Case and Point.

UNFORTUNATELY, I think some hipster TRASH took over threadless because witty shirts haven't been printed since like....4 years ago.

If I wanted a GENERIC ~*~SO TRIPPY AND ARTISTIC~*~ print I'd go to Urban Outfitters. KTHX.

In other zombie news....this super awesome popular 5 minute ROBOT INVASION movie plays the song from 28 Days Later. And the song is kind of......AWESOME. The movie gives me so many heart/panic attacks that I didn't even pay attention to the soundtrack.

If there's ever a movie about my life, AND THERE SHOULD BE, track 1...HELLO.

Did you watch the robot movie yet? Because it's really BAMF. Watch it.

I hate Michael Cera, but this is pretty funny

Michael Cera gets a Jersey Shore makeover

via PEOPLE

I D-I-E.

Notice how Brad has three bowties on. Genius!

Chromeo + Daryl Hall

Music starts at 3:47

Haha

Operation WEEZY F BABY

LOLOLOLOL
THE PHOTOSHOPS!

UPular

Just like the Alice in Wonderland Musical post we had a few days ago, this is UP in musical form.

Magically trip-tastic.
These songs would be stunning on the runway.