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Top 50 most influential video games

I'm at the library (because I'm an idiot and forgot to bring my laptop charger back up with me to school) and am on their computers right now. I feel like a total geek-a-tron for looking up stuff about video games, blogging, and shizz sooo i don't want to be even MORE emburrising by googling up pictures about PS3s and nintendos or anything (plz add an appropriate picture as a header for this post GHP thx thx thx).

Anywaysss, the Guiness World Records has compiled a list of what was judged to be the Top 50 most influential video games of all timee. Here's the top ten.

1. Super Mario Kart
2. Tetris
3. Grand Theft Auto
4. Super Mario World
5. Zelda Ocarina of Time
6. Halo
7. Resident Evil IV
8. Final Fantasy XII
9. Street Fighter II
10. GoldenEye

Do yal agree with it? I surely do not. I mean Mario Kart, yeaaaa. Tetris, of course! But Final Fantasy XII? C'mon now. XII?!?! More influential than VII? Isn't that what started the whole FF revolutionarypopularity? Cause I sho-ly do not recall ever hearing about FF1,2,3,4,5,6.

If you're interested in seeing the entire list, holla right heree!

TAKE THAT WATER

Caffeine May Offer Some Skin Cancer Protection

THURSDAY, Feb. 26 (HealthDay News) -- Past studies have suggested that caffeine might offer some protection from skin cancer, and new research may explain why.

"We have found what we believe to be the mechanism by which caffeine is associated with decreased skin cancer," said lead researcher Dr. Paul Nghiem, an associate professor of dermatology at the University of Washington in Seattle.

For the study, Nghiem's team looked at caffeine's effect on human skin cells in a laboratory that had been exposed to ultraviolet radiation. They found that in cells damaged by UV rays, caffeine interrupted a protein called ATR-Chk1, causing the damaged cells to self-destruct.

"Caffeine has no effect on undamaged cells," Nghiem said.

ATR is essential to damaged cells that are growing rapidly, Nghiem said, and caffeine specifically targets damaged cells that can become cancerous. "Caffeine more than doubles the number of damaged cells that will die normally after a given dose of UV," he said.

"This is a biological mechanism that explains what we have been seeing for many years from the oral intake of caffeine," he added.

The findings were published online Feb. 26 in the Journal of Investigative Dermatology.

But, Nghiem added, people shouldn't increase the amount of coffee or tea they drink to prevent skin cancer. "You are talking a lot of cups for a lot of years for a relatively small effect," he said. "But if you like it, it's another reason to drink it."

Nghiem has also been experimenting with applying caffeine directly to the skin. "It suppresses skin cancer development by as much as 72 percent in mice, and human studies are moving ahead slowly," he said.

It's possible that topical caffeine preparations might one day be used to help prevent skin cancer, Nghiem said. "Caffeine is both a sunscreen and it deletes damaged cells," he said. "It may well make sense to put it into a sunscreen preparation."

Dr. Robin Ashinoff, a dermatologist and clinical associate professor of dermatology at New York University's Langone Medical Center, thinks these findings need to be verified before they can have any clinical application.

"This study tells me that caffeine may be a useful ingredient topically to remove ultraviolet-genetically damaged cells from reproducing," Ashinoff said. "This may help prevent the development of skin cancer."

"It is interesting that caffeine, which is thought to have a negative connotation, has already been shown to be associated with lower incidences of non-melanoma skin cancers in several epidemiological studies," she added.

Dr. Albert Lefkovits, a spokesman for the Skin Cancer Foundation and an associate clinical professor of dermatology at the Mount Sinai School of Medicine in New York City, doesn't think it's been proven that caffeine reduces the risk of skin cancer.

"While this is an interesting concept that has been explored before, it will take years of extensive testing to determine whether this will be a worthwhile prevention method," Lefkovits said.

"And, the study doesn't discuss how much caffeine would be needed for any real benefit," he said. "For instance, many people drink large amounts of caffeine on a daily basis and still get skin cancer. Protecting yourself from the sun is currently the only proven way to prevent skin cancer."

Diet coke, my relationship with you may yet continue!!!!!

Via THIS ARTICLE

Snuggie revolution

The first ever Snuggie pub crawl! Who knew that the Snuggie would get so popular?

Where did you get that dinosaur and unicorn couple Timmy?Uhh.... Internet?

I google imaged "wasting my life away internet" and this was the first picture that came up.

Speaking of wasting my life away and the internet, this wonderful dude compiled a list of all the must-sees on the world wide web. It's at 99 so far (not including the 4 bonus links that I would not recommend for the faint hearted in small font at the bottom). So if you have nothing better to do, or want to catch up on your internet pop culture, go check it outt!

If you like it then you should've put a ring on it

Adriana Lima is married!

Mardi Gras is over. Welcome back to the internet!

Fail stickers. Genius.

TOP MODEL

I don't feel like elaborating, this is cut and paste. ANTM Cycle 13, now open to short people.

The new rules, which were released Feb. 13, could have disqualified many of the contestants more than 5 feet, 7 inches tall who participated in the open casting call at the mall. Eighty-two contestants competed to move on to the next phase of the modeling competition.

The rules for the upcoming show cycle stated that contestants must now be 5 feet 7 inches or shorter in height. This is a change from the previous 12 cycles of the show when contestants were supposed to be taller than this height.

Complete eligibility requirements here

7. You must be female and 18 to 27 years of age at the time of application.
8. You must be AT OR UNDER five feet and seven inches (5'7") in height, although Producers reserve the right to make case-by-case exceptions. Please note the change in this requirement from past cycles of the Series.
9. You must be a United States citizen and live in the United States. Producers reserve the right to make
exceptions on a case-by-case basis.
12. You must be in excellent physical and mental health.
13. You understand and agree that you may be required to pose and be photographed or videotaped while
clothed, partially clothed or naked.

AUDITIONS:
*Miami
Saturday, February 28th - 10:00am to 3:00pm
Eden Roc, A Renaissance Beach Resort and Spa
4525 Collins Avenue - Miami Beach, Florida 33140
The Casting Director will be in attendance.

*San Francisco
Tuesday, March 3rd - 10:00am to 3:00pm
The Westin San Francisco Market Street
50 Third Street
San Francisco, California 94103
The ANTM Casting Team will be in attendance.

South Bend, IN
Tuesday, March 3rd
4:00pm – 8:00pm
Martin's Supermarket
7355 Heritage Square Dr.
Granger, IN 46530

Pittsburgh, PA
Friday, March 6th
12:00pm to 6:00pm
Mall at Robinson
Exit 1 off Route 60 @ Route 22/30

*Washington D.C.
Saturday, March 7th
The Casting Director will be in attendance.

Norfolk, VA
Saturday, March 7th
12:00pm to 3:00pm
The Gallery at Military Circle
800 N. Military Hwy
Norfolk, VA 23502

St. Louis, MO
Saturday, March 7th
8:00AM
St. Louis College of Health Careers
1297 N Highway Drive
Fenton, MO 63026

Albany, NY
Sunday, March 8th
1:00 pm to 4:00 pm
Clifton Park Center
22 Clifton Country Road
Clifton Park, NY 12065

Denver, CO
Monday, March 9
5:00pm to 8:00pm
Vinyl
1082 Broadway
Denver, CO 80203

Shreveport, LA
Tuesday, March 10
10:00am to 7:00pm
The Strand Theatre
619 Louisiana Avenue
Shreveport, LA 71101

Harrisburg, PA
Wednesday, March 11
4:00pm to 8:00pm
The Coliseum Entertainment Megaplex
410 St. John's Church Road
Camp Hill, PA 17011

*New York
Saturday, March 14th
The Casting Director will be in attendance.

*Dallas
Saturday, March 21st
The Casting Director will be in attendance.

*Chicago
Wednesday, March 25
The ANTM Casting Team will be in attendance.

*Los Angeles
Saturday, March 28th
The Casting Director will be in attendance.

via ONTD

Mark Your Calendars, FEB 24=PANCAKE DAY

On February 24, 2009, IHOP restaurants around the country will be celebrating National Pancake day by giving out one free short stack (aka 3 pancakes) to customers. If you're feeling generous you can also donate to the Children's Miracle network in exchange for the pancakes. A donation is not required, but the event is to also raise money for the charity.

Official Site Here

About National Pancake Day

February 24, 2009

Known also as Fat Tuesday or Mardi Gras, National Pancake Day dates back several centuries to when the English prepped for fasting during Lent. Strict rules prohibited the eating of all dairy products during Lent, so pancakes were made to use up the supply of eggs, milk, butter and other dairy products…hence the name Pancake Tuesday, or Shrove Tuesday.

Since beginning its National Pancake Day celebration in 2006, IHOP has raised nearly two million dollars to support charities in the communities in which it operates. With your help, we hope to raise $1,000,000 for Children’s Miracle Network in 2009!

So, jump on that. Get your parade on some and then go get some free pancakes!

Fever Ray

When I Grow Up from Fever Ray on Vimeo.

This video is loike uber classy. I'm blown away by the filmography. The song is also pretty good.

Mardi Grrrreeeeaaattt Hiatus!

Sorry I haven't been blogging brahs. I've been Mardi Gras-ing and probably won't be back til Wednesday or so... who knows! I leave you with this throwback: Don't worry WOTS readers, it's going to be a fine day without me.

The Marriage of Figaro

See, even those with beginner guitar skills and video editing software can be musical geniuses.

SO DRAMATIC

Why are these the funniest things ever?

GET IT GIRL!

Ru Paul's singing career FTW.

Zombie Lit

What is up with this resurgence in zombies recently? First there was the re-release of Pride and Prejudice, appropriately titled Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies features the original text of Jane Austen's beloved novel with all-new scenes of bone crunching zombie action.
LOL WAT?

And just recently I read about ANOTHER zombie romance novel coming out soon.

Breathers: A Zombie's Lament

"Meet Andy Warner, a recently deceased everyman and newly minted zombie. Resented by his parents, abandoned by his friends, and reviled by a society that no longer considers him human, Andy is having a bit of trouble adjusting to his new existence. But all that changes when he goes to an Undead Anonymous meeting and finds kindred souls in Rita, an impossibly sexy recent suicide with a taste for the formaldehyde in cosmetic products, and Jerry, a twenty-one-year-old car crash victim with an exposed brain and a penchant for Renaissance pornography. When the group meets a rogue zombie who teaches them the joys of human flesh, things start to get messy, and Andy embarks on a journey of self-discovery that will take him from his casket, to the SPCA, to a media-driven class-action lawsuit on behalf of the rights of zombies everywhere.

Darkly funny, surprisingly touching, and gory enough to satisfy even the most discerning reader, Breathers is a romantic zombie comedy (rom-zom-com, for short) that will leave you laughing, squirming, and clamoring for more."

Again, LOL WAT? They're both pretty cheap, why not read them? I'm intrigued.

Fresh Fit

Courtesy of Sneaker Freaker


The title of this article in Sneaker Freaker was hilarious so I just had to share. It teaches the urb way to match your kicks and your clothes. And the graphics are hilarious.
READ NOW

Won't You Back That Azz Up

Oh Hell Naw! They done let this man out of prison so he can go beat up more women and perform a few concerts. Jk jk.

But seriously Juve will be performing at REPUBLIC NEW ORLEANS on MONDAY FEBRUARY 23 at 9:30 PM. It starts RIGHT AFTER ORPHEUS so you can walk right over after you get your bead on. And back that ass up to some JUVE BBY.

Regular Tickets: $20 at the door $15 advance
VIP: $40 at the door $30 advance and you get a meet and greet with JUVE BBY and access to the sweet lounge areas upstairs.

It's 18+ to party hardy. SO GO SEE JUVENILE and some other musicians.

Buy tickets here
Official Website

I would also like to take this time to point out some other upcoming events at Republic New Orleans:

Hell, I'd bed him.

On March 27 there's a guy named G-Eazy performing. He looks like he'll put on a really fun show...I'm intrigued. 18+, $5

"G-Eazy is a rapper, producer, performer, graphic designer and video editor. He was raised in Oakland, CA, but is currently based out of New Orleans, LA."

Love that funk.

On May1 we have George Clinton and Parliament Funkadelic (with hits such as Atomic Dog "Bow wow wow yippe yo yippe yay"). Sure to be an acid trip. 18+, $35

L4D FTW

What I Learned from L4D by =Golden-Silver on deviantART

note: The dude just posted up a revamped one. I personally prefer the old one. GO CHECK IT HERE!

Weezy does rock

I'm not digging it.

A Lesson on Self Defense

The attacker is so chic! I can't stand it!

The Great American Past Time

How clever is this pong table made out of bottle caps? It's totally DIY-able too. I'm especially fond of the marked spaces for cups. And the fact that you're playing ON Ameri-cuh.



Or for the less ambitious, classier drinker we have liquor bottle candles. Also totally DIY-able for the patient or people who know someone that can cut glass. I'm totes gonna try and get this for my place.

This Is Why No One Uses Myspace

While Myspace is basically POINTLESS these days, I still choose to use it at a tool for keeping up with musicians, parties, night club events, the lives of sexy fashion models that appear in David Guetta's music videos, etc etc etc. I think it's a legit reason to keep using Myspace.

But then occasionally I get these inbox messages...

Wait....what? Body Massager for Women? Somebody named "body massager for women" is sending me a message telling me to IM them? Yeahhhhh....And it's obvious that this is a load of bull, but couldn't they atleast use a picture of Orlando Bloom or Christian Bale or something?

How is this appealing in any way? Admittedly, it is better than the half dressed whore Myspace profile giving links to all kinds of nasty.

The best part was this "person's" profile. I love how they start off touching on massages and his massage services....then by the end he's like "fck that I'm here to give sex to frustrated house wives and women." So for 100, 200 and 300 rupee women can get a "massage" from this stud muffin, but only if you live in Pondicherry India.

It's just WTF all around.

And creeper ass profiles like this are why people don't use Myspace anymore.

Chris Brown beat Ri Ri Down

This guy is my new fav video blogger. He's too fierce! Here he says what he thinks about the whole "Domestic Disturbia" situation.

"You might win round 1...if you catch me off guard BUT ROUND 2, belongs to B.Scott."

Kanye West weighs in: “[Rihanna] has the potential to be, you know, the greatest artist of all time and, in that sense, I feel like [she is] my baby sis...I would do any and everything to help her in any situation.”

Leave to this jack ass to relate it to himself! SO SELF CENTERED I CAN'T STAND IT!

It's sad that he beat her up, but I'm glad I don't have to hear new songs from either one of them for a while.

The Kluminator

"Turmoil has engulfed Fashion Week. A criminal mastermind has pointed a death ray at the tents. Only Heidi Klum and Coco Rocha can battle the forces of evil to save Fashion Week. Watch it here!"

Heidi Klum is the best. I bet her kids just adore her.

RIP Juicy Campus

Every once in a blue moon I visit Juicy Campus to read up on the latest nonsense. It's a guilty pleasure. Today I was shocked to see it's GONE and been replaced with some FUG stupid website called College ACB (Anonymous Confession Board). DNW! There are like 5 posts and they ALL SUCK. From the website:

In the wake of Juicy Campus' closing, we find ourselves in a unique position to establish ourselves as the new standard in anonymous college posting. The ACB is much like Juicy Campus, but there are several key differences. For one, we wish to promote deep and thoughtful discussion -- as well as the occasional "gossipy" post. We rely on user moderation, to help us flag any posts that may be threatening, racist, or otherwise illegal.

DNW! If this is the "standard" for anonymous college posting boards, I am extremely disappointed and DO NOT WANT. I 'm sorry but the appeal of Juicy Campus WAS that it was threatening, racist, illegal, etc etc AND anonymous. Honestly, half the posts were fake anyway why was everyone having such a stick up their ass. If you didn't like something someone posted it wasn't that hard to click 'reply' and stand up for what you believe in.

I don't want to have deep and thoughtful discussions on an ANONYMOUS board! That's what forums are for, then you can have credit for the deep and thoughtful things you say. I WANT JUICY GOSSIP ON THE ANONYMOUS BOARD. Get it together Juicy Campus!!!

NEW Lil Mama

DNW!! DNW!! I can appreciate the gesture of a song about something you can't buy at Walgreens then put on your lips, but I like the Lip Gloss song A LOT more than this.

And hey, she used Fanny Pak in her video! Because she knows they should've won last season.

It's A Boy!

From M.I.A.'s Blog:

HAPPY VALENTINES!

SUNDAY NITE I CA M E HOME FROM THE GRAMMY’S STILL IN THE MOOD TO PARTY , I COUDA EASILY GONE OUT BUT I WENT HOME INSEAD , LUCKY I DID!! COZ MY EARLY STAGE LABOUR KICKED IN AROUND 2 AM .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vfndz8pW9WY

MY BABY WAS BORN WEDNESDAY , HE IS HEALTHY , FINE , BEAUTIFUL AND THE MOST AMZING THING EVER ON THIS PLANET, OF COURSE IM HIS MUM!!!

ME AND BABY ARE PUTTING OUR TOUR DATES FOR 2010 TOGETHER
AND MAKING MIX TAPES
AND FIGURING OUT A WAY TO BREAK OUT OF THE HOSPITAL !

HOPEFULLY THE WORLD IS BEEN TICKING ALONG AND I AINT MISSED MUCH!

C U SOON ,

AND MY BABY BOY SAYZ HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Going into labor right after her performance, why am I not surprised? I can't wait to see what kind of crazy clothes she'll dress her kid in.

Source

ACID TRIP.

I spent my Valentine's Day making myself aware of how single AND poor I am. But the highlight of my day was definitely when I was walking into Bloomingdales and MAC had some huge make up orgy fest set up at the front door, promoting their new Hello Kitty make up...or atleast the more sinister version of Hello Kitty make up. At any rate, I call it an orgy because there was ACTUALLY a sexy guy (read: guy with a nice body) wearing a HUGE Hello Kitty mascot head thing in black leather/wet look leggings and some fringey necklace. These sketch men actually make an appearance in this ACID TRIP of a promotional video. Go to 2:30 for the best part.

I can't believe they actually made people wear that helmet thing at the store! SO SKETCH! I was actually so freaked out by it that I faked searching for something in my purse as I walked by it so it wouldn't approach me.

As for the makeup. Seems promising. If it's as vibrant as the makeup in the video then I definitely want to buy some. There are also lots of black Hello Kitty accessories you can buy too! And relatively cheap I might add.

I signed onto AIM and this was SmarterChild's status

I'm the next Da Vinci

I made this for my BFF. I thought you'd enjoy it, too.

Feet-robatics

This was filmed in 1904! Just imagine what beastly legs this guy has to have!

I love lamp.

Robert Jordan and Jackie Bange are news anchors for WGN. These are the dance routines they made up and perform during commerical breaks. Boss.

Singin dolla, dolla bill ya!

Diddy finds a dollaa. (I know I'm a little late on posting this, but....who currrss.)

BTWZ I put up my own mixtape of songs on the right sidebar! Enjoy enjoy!
Note to GHP: hurry up and put up your own too!

I'm sick of ANTM. Or AM I??

I feel like this shows been on since the beginning of time. I keep telling people how sick I am of it, and yet I find myself sitting in front of the tv watching ANTM marathons for hours and hours. Oh god, who knows, but this clip does make me kind of want to tune into the next season--- i mean cycle.

I'm a real GameBOY Geppetto!!

Love That Princess Superstar

Offensive/Suggestive Content warning! (This video is similar to Easy Love by MSTRKRFT)
L I Licky C K Licky Y

She has a strange obsession with exercise balls. But this song is still fawesome.

F@)(&%)&#$#%d7348573DGH☮Ew@#&(92*@#% My Life

Today my BFF introduced me to what is probably going to be one of my new most favorite blogs everrrrrrr: Fuck My Life. It's my new Taylor Swift's Love Story. Love it love it love it. Here's a little taste of this yummy morsel:

Today, I took my friend to buy a pregancy test. She took it and it came out negative. I decided to re-pee on it to be funny...it turned to positive. FML

Today, I was tutoring kids at an elementary school. One kid messed up my hair. I said, "Why'd you do that??" He said, "I have lice, now you have lice too!" FML

So, if you're ever having a rough day, Fuck My Life is the remedy for you.

Only Missing a Double Wide

Driving down the highway, I was utterly amused when I spotted this beauty.

Your eyes aren't deceiving you.

I bet they felt like a million bucks seeing me eagerly snapping away pictures on my cell phone. But no baby, no. This is some of the most ghetto-fab nonsense ever. It looks ridiculous on SUVs/Trucks already WHY put this on an Impala?! STAMP OF GHETTO AUTHENTICITY!

Mixtape: Happy Valentine's Day!

Dinosaur: Woo hoo! I tried to do all songs that had titles with "LOVE" in it, but some of the songs weren't valentinezy enough (aka Bob Marley's Is this Love) and there were just some songs that I HAD to include (aka Misty's song from Pokemon for all you sappy sap lovey hard core crushin on someone ppl). And you KNOW I had to throw in Taylor Swift's Love Story. I'm obsesseeeddd. For optimum enjoyment, combine this mixtape with lots and lots of valentines day candy :)

Golden Hot Pants: I tried to limit the amount of songs I used....there are still 23...Oh well, enjoy!

Is this boy being serious?

Also, I'd like to point out that in his Youtube profile he has listed his name as Sexman.

VOMITROCIOUS

To all the loyal WOTS readers, remember back in the day over at Uber when I did a post about these delectables? MMM yeaaa. If you just love looking at gross matross mega concentrated fat foods This is why you're fat is the blog for you. This blog celebrates all the super gross food us American fatties love to eat. Yay fattys!! Here's a sneak peek of some of their material:

Hot dog/hamburger/chili extravagzna + omelette??


Breakfast burrito. Hold the phone, I think I need to puke now.

If your feeling extra "adventerous" you can make yourself a McPizza.

That's right, topped with 2 cheeseburgers, fries AND chicken nuggets. Talk about a death wish.


Hopefully this settles your stomachs. Pizza vending machine. Hellls yeaaa
So for all my fattys out thurrr This is why you're fat is perfect for you!

From the boys who brought you Jizz in my Pants

btw their album comes out tomorrow. Holla!

America does Hole in the Wall

Remember this Japanese television sensation that was sweeping the internet via youtube videos?
Well, I couple of minutes ago, I was flipping through the tv, and apparently we now have a U.S. version of it on Fox! They even have the same silver lame costumes. I wonder how much we had to pay the Japanese for ripping off their idea. Do we REALLY need new game shows when our country is in this economic slum? C'mon na! Stop spending $$$ on this ridiculousness! Not gonna lie though, I want to be a contestant on the show.

Forget about Phelps and his bong

Let's turn our attention to 56-year-old Jennifer Figge who is the first woman to swim across the Atlantic Ocean! A boat would travel with her, and she would swim the Atlantic in intervals, her longest swimming stint lasted for 8 hrs! She began this quest on January 12, and finally landed on the shores of Trinidad 3 days ago. This woman is amazing.

Hear Hear: Rhythm Dhol Bass (RDB)

Who says Indian rap is wack?! This is definitely crank-worthy.

Single Presidents

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Oh My God. This guy is TOO FIERCE. I can only WISH WITH ALL MY HEART, that the real Barack Obama made a video like this.

EPIC CAKE FAIL

I love Cake Wrecks. They have the best selection of hot mess cakes I have ever seen. My all-time favorite has to be the darth vader it's a girl cake .


Go check the blog entry. It's HILARE MATRARE! (that's a made up term me and my roomate use. It means hilarious. You know, if you didn't get it from the hilare portion of it. Context clues kids. Context clues.)

Cause we're living in a world of fools

They've been playing this commercial type thing
on VH1 showing clips from all of their reality love
shows, and this song was playing in the background.
I usually don't feel remakes of songs, but I really like this one.
Enjoy.

MIA does the Grammys

MIA was supposed to perform at the Grammys.
MIA cancels her performance because her baby's due date will fall on the day of the Grammys.
MIA changes her mind. Surprise! She's performing at the Grammys this Sundayy!!

Re: CAT CAT CAT Cat Cat Cat cat cat cat

Look what I fouuunnnnddd!

Proof that Disney's trying to TAKE OVER THE WORLD

Hear Hear: This sho ain't from Tha Carter III

I ran across this song a few weeks ago, and I am in love. It reminds me of Weezy circa Fireman era. I don't know if I'm behind on dicovering this jewel, but I don't really care. I am definitely feelin this jam. Fo sho requesting it next time I go out. If the DJ doesn't have it, I will pull out a burned copy outta my purse cause that's how i roll. Love, love, love ittt.

Tips For an Exciting Lifestyle: Road Kill

By KC Green

If only physics allowed this to happen.
Read more here!

BEST. TYPO. EVER.

In my last post I linked to the Wikipedia article on Mardi Gras. I have this habit of doing double letters whenever I end sentences....because it looks cooler and like there's more excitement in the word and whateverrr. You get it right?

Well as I was typing Mardi Gras, i accidentally did the double letter on Gras = Mardi Grass. I thought it would just autocorrect me and send me to the right page, but OH NO NO NO, there is ACTUALLY an event called Mardi Grass. And it celebrates, you guessed it, Cannabis.

Interested in attending, book your plane ticket to New South Wales.

"MardiGrass is a cannabis law reform rally and festival held annually in the town of Nimbin, in north east New South Wales, Australia."


Honestly...not that different from the real Mardi Gras!

You know what really grinds my gears: BlackBerry Pearl

I'm down with the BlackBerrys. They're trendy, functional, good lookin phones, but the Pearl on the other hand, that's a different story. I feel like the Pearl is for people who want a BlackBerry, but can't afford the nicer aka real ones like the Curve. What's the point of getting the Pearl? It doesn't even look like a BB. It just looks like one of those Nokia phones, and the buttons on there are so tiny!! Were these phones developed especially for fetus' fingers? Pearl users think they're going to wow someone just because there's a little ensigma on the top of their phone screen that says "BlackBerry". Well guess what: YA NOT! I know you really wanted that BB Storm but didn't have the $$$. I don't care if you got those free shiz phones. Hell, I got one too! Just don't be bustin out that BB Pearl on me okay? And what the hell is this flip Pearl? I hope those BB Pearl flip phone users cellphones spontaneously explode in their pockets/purses and kill them because that is the ugliest shiz i've ever seen in my life. BlackBerry Pearl? Might as well rename it BlackBerry Poo.

CAT CAT CAT Cat Cat Cat cat cat cat

It's all the rage.

WTF?!?!!

Vice? You can only play with this once.

Free Food?!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
GO GET IT!
Restaurant Locator

If only Waffle House was doing this.

Movie Bonanza Saturday!

Date: Saturday, February 21
Location: AMC Movie Theatres
Event: Screenings of the 5 nominees for "Best Picture" in the Oscars

(This is the one movie I've already seen and it was absolutely AMAZING.)

Price: $30 for ALL 5 movies as well as a free LARGE popcorn and free refills.

UMMM. AMAZING DEAL? Considering the price of movie tickets are $10 now. And a large popcorn...what? $7. Drinks? $5. Regular price is WAYYYYYY OVER $30. I'm doing this FO' SHO'.

Click here for details/showtimes