My Name is GAYLE WATERS-WATERS

So let me preface this post by saying this guy (yes, GUY) has been doing this series for like a year now. So yes, this is kind of old...but not really because he deserves WAYYYYYY more attention than he gets for it. Literal "laugh out loud, quote it in your everday conversation" comedy.

Introducing (to Word on the Sidewalk): GAYLE, a parody of intense suburban housewife alpha moms.

"Jesus Christ I'd give up all the risotto in the WORLD for 30 minutes with that slice of that pumpkin pie! I'd eat him up like a corn on the cob!"

Seriously, watch them all. Especially all of them.