Hipsters of the Universe

Adriam Riemann has restyled the Masters of the Universe into his version of today's hipsters. He also listed the brands of each character's outfit just like a fashion magazine. My fav is that Skeletor is wearing YSL shoes bahaha!

Love it

Opening Ceremony's Where the Wild Things Are collection is awesome.
A bit steep, but still awesome.

How to be the perfect video game villian.

For all you zombie lovers

Keeping on the theme of Halloween related posts. What better way to get into that Halloween spirit than ZOMBIES!!!!!??!?!?!! UGhh I don't know about you, but this Cracked article was sooo on point for me. SO ON POINT.

5 Reasons You Secretly Want a Zombie Apocalypse

presented by Cracked.com

WHAT A GREAT WAY TO START OCTOBER.

Oh man I was ready to RIOT Saturday when this was released LIMITED-LY. Why you ask?
It premiers in:
Orlando. But NOT Miami.
Baton Rouge. But NOT New Orleans.
Ann Arbor. But NOT Detroit.
Madison Wisconsin. But NOT Chicago.
And Lincoln Nebraska. WTF IS IN NEBRASKA.

Like DUB TEE EFF MANG. Anyway, since it WASN'T OPENING anywhere that mattered they gave the option to demand it in your town. So I demanded that S HARD for Miami. And today I find out they are expanding it to 20 more cities this weekend! Life is GREAT. October is going to be great. A good end to my AWFUL day.

And this movie looks scary as balls. BUT I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IT!!

SWING MY WEAVE

What happens when you mix Lady Gaga and TRINA!

The creepiest costume I've ever seen.

Today marks the start of HALLOWEEN POSTS ON WOTS!! And what better way to start it than with something scary. If I see anyone wearing this costume on Halloween I think I might cry. Who thought bringing Frank the bunny into real life was a good idea?

Mix My Granola...THE WAY I LIKE IT.

So a friend of mine is working for this really awesome company called Mix My Granola. And it's actually a pretty awesome idea. You get to make up your own granola from all of these options they give you and then name it and stuff.

There are seriously so many options!

Exciting, yes? It's like being at the grocery store and seeing all of these granola products but they all have that ONE ingredient that makes you want to kill yourself (read: RAISINS). But this way you can get all of the goodness WITHOUT the raisins. It's a win win situation if I don't say so myself.

I'm noticing that businesses like this are pretty common outside of New Orleans. First there was Cold Stone which is the king of custom ice cream things...and New Orleans just got those a few years ago. Then I come to Miami and there's the Cereal Bowl which is the greatest place alive because you can mix all of the combinations of cereal and ingredients. And now Granola!

Can I get a custom hamburger or cupcake business next please?

SHOP SHOP SHOP!!

RANDOOOOO fact of the day!

I just found out that B.D. Wong aka Dr. Huang from Law and Order SVU also is the VOICE OF SHANG FROM MULAN!!! You don't believe me? Then check out his imdb! WOOO! Huang is the best character on Law and Order SVU. Hands down. Next to that lawyer lady. And Ice-T.

This is ALMOST the Bacon Blog...Except Not really

YOU LOOKIN' KIND OF FLY
IN THAT BACON PRINT TUXEDO.

TWEEEEENSSSSS

Things about this video that OFFEND me:
1. This kid has an iphone.
2. This kid is friends with "Usher" and has "Usher" as a contact in his cell phone.
3. This kid is "holding down" "Usher's" house for the day.
4. The tweens are throwing a house party.
5. There are pinwheels at the house party.
6. The "love interest" is wearing a Rastafarian belt.

and on a happier note

7. Why is this kid's voice so good?! shttttttt....

Hear Hear: SSUP

Oh how I love the Silversun Pickups and their catchy guitar riffs that I can play until the complicated solo! And how I love musical chairs!

Fiya On Tha Dancefloor

Okay. David Guetta is working magic on his new album. He has all these dope songs with people I normally don't like (read: Akon). But these beats are so HOT!

Vintage Sunglasses Sale at AA

Vintage Eyewear on sale for 50% OFF at American Apparel!!!!!!
I REPEAT 50%.
It puts the sunglasses at a totally reasonable price....where the weren't before.

IMPORTANT: You need to use the code VINTAGEEYEWARE09 at checkout to get this discount.

And SHOP SOON because this deal expires WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 23, 2009.

Yo ima let you finish is the new yo dawg

Yea yea yea, we're all tired of seeing the whole kayne-taylor swift ordeal being talking about on the news every single day, but you gotta admit, these are pretty funny.

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Texting on touch screens doesn't have to suck anymore

I introduce you to the iTwinge aka iPhone keyboard. Now you don't have to worry about your fingers being too fat and pressing the wrong keys because touch screen texting is the dumbest invention since bermuda shorts. Heck, you might be able to text without even looking at the screen. This handy add-on will cost iPhone users $29.99. Basically, you're paying even more money to turn your iPhone into a BlackBerry. You might as well just buy yourself a BB. Team BlackBerry!

What video games would be like IRL

Cracked.com asked internet-ers to send in pictures/jpegs/gifs/bmp/png/etcetc of what they thought video games would be like if they were realistic. And these are the top #27 submissions!

Throwback Tuesday

10 years later and I still worship this video.
Not gonna lie, I want those reflector/light up things on my clothes.
And that rap is STILL a BAMF.

For the BROKE DJ

I introduce....the best. Website. Ever.

If the sparkling dazzle effect doesn't sell you then.......you have no soul.

http://twoyoutubevideosandamotherfuckingcrossfader.com/

Seriously, no exaggeration. If I ever have to DEEJ a party I'm using this. You just search for the two songs you want to Mix then there's a LEGIT CROSSFADE button between them for convenient song switching. DONE AND DONE.

GHP Weighs in on the VMA Drama

What is going on in the world?! For 30 minutes straight my Facebook feed was like "KANYE YOU SUCK AND YOU ARE RUDE." And I'm like....you know.....finally the world sees him for what he really is. What did he do NOW?

After a little research I find out that he interrupted Taylor Swift's acceptance speech because he was butt hurt--

OH WAIT. I'M HAVING DEJA VU.

Kanye West gets butt hurt at the VMA's in Europe when his video, Touch the Sky I think, loses to Justice's video for D.A.N.C.E. which D.A.N.C.E. was a WAY better video anyway.

Yeah folks, he already did this a few years ago........If only Jesus had gifted Kanye with the great gift of foresight. (Insert 'Jesus Walks' joke here).

Back to the 2009 VMA's.....he's butt hurt that Single Ladies didn't win best female video. If only he DID have foresight, he could FORESEE Single Ladies winning the more prestigious "Best Video of the Year" award. What a fool. I wish he had never came through the wire. Shit.

So basically, what happened:

Taylor Swift aside, THE FIRST TIME HE DID THIS HE DID IT TO JUSTICE. JUSTICE.

How can you challenge JUSTICE? DOES HE LIKE TAKING CANDY FROM BABIES TOO?!

THESE AMAZING FRENCH MEN WHO NEVER DID ANYTHING TO ANYONE. AND WHO MAKE LEATHER JACKETS COOL. AND THEIR MUSIC VIDEO WAS ACTUALLY AMAZING AND DID DESERVE TO WIN. And on THAT note, Taylor Swift's video was kind of cute...not gonna lie. It also helps that MTV's voting audience consists of 13 year old girls. UHHMMMMMM....

So, moral of the story, Kanye West is an asshole. Tell me something I DON'T KNOW. I already can't stand his guts. He's just trying to overcompensate for his short stature or something. Small penis syndrome anyone?

Don't mess with Justice.

Anyway, speaking of Taylor Swift..........I heard this song at a water park over the summer. A WATER PARK. Thoroughly offended.

And also, don't forget to catch Justice at Voodoo Fest 2009. Be there or be LAME. I'm still trying to figure out HOW I'll be there? If I volunteer to be a photographer will they let me dance on stage with Gaspard and Xavier?

Best. Food Tutorial. EVER.

And I'm actually GIDDY AS F because this is IN FACT my go to sushi at Ninja. The Special Crunchy Roll is SO GOOD that I hate it a little bit because I can't be as amazing as the special crunchy roll is. Naturally I'm going to have to try and make this for myself because Miami sushi is NOTHING compared Ninja. NOTHING IS ANYTHING compared to Ninja.

NINJA SALAD TUTORIAL PLEASE.

http://www.ninjasushineworleans.com/

I WANT A LION!!

This man is living my DREAM.

I saw this for the first time on tv last night.

Tomorrow, Friends Become Enemies

September 9, 2009
AKA 9-9-09

AKA the launch date of MONOPOLY.

CITY STREETS VERSION.

BASICALLY: A massive online game of Monopoly where everyone in the world is playing against each other. And THE WHOLE WORLD (read: Google Maps) is your playing board.

No specific details....other than that it is being released TOMORROW. O SH.

Be sure the lurk the official site in the upcoming hours/tomorrow and GET IN ON THIS MADNESS. Talk about a game of Monopoly that will NEVER end.

Also, NINE is being released tomorrow!

WHAAAAATTTTTT?!?!

I am OFFICIALLY Shaking AND Crying. OOOOKAY.

Just Wondering....

"Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles..."

More at Random Thoughts from 25-35 Year Olds

Out with the speed limit!

BAHAHAHAHAAA

Jenga house

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Flashing lights lights lights

This spray paint alternative uses an LED light that uses a battery which is powered up by the artists shaking up the can. via Uncrate

Tactical Bacon: taking canned meat to the next level

Yea THAT'S RIGHT! CANNED BACON! And this isn't any of that mushy block o' meat nonsense. It's actual strips of pre-cooked bacon. With 18 servings per can (1 serving = 3 slices of bacon, that's 54 slices) and a shelf life of 10+ years, this canned meat goodness is sure to be a winner for a future world devastation aka a zombie apocalypse.

I really hope I see some kid sporting this at the beach this weekend.

Oh, and don't worry mermaid lovers, these tails also come in adult sizes.