The most beautiful thing I've ever seen

Took a trip to Thrift City today, and snatched this beauty up right away! My family does white elephant for Christmas every year. I'm considered an "adult" now, so I get to play. This is going to be my white elephant gift. My strategy is to either pick my own gift and hold on to it the whole time pretending that i don't know who it's from, or steal it away from whoever picks it. I'm pretty sure no one in my family will be crazy enough to even keep this and will switch it with any other gift they can. It's a win-win situation. I just need to figure out a way to change the 2000 to 2009.

Achievement Unlocked

I found this really good puzzle game called Achievement Unlocked. And basically the goal is to unlock all 100 of the achievements. The catch is that you have to figure out how to unlock the achievement based on the title of the achievement. It's a fun, quick waste of time.

I finished in 1400 seconds.
PLAY NOW!

STUNNING

YES PLEASE!!!!!!!!! WITH A SIDE OF MIND READING BOYFRIEND?!

Obviously I've started reading Twilight. And I wasn't sold on Edward Cullen at all until half way through the book when he does his mind reading. THEN I WAS DAZZLED.
And here's some dazzle AIM humor:

Golden Hot Pants: I AM SO INSPIRED AND DAZZLED RIGHT NOW

J: *thinks south park spoooooooof*

Golden Hot Pants: Ahahaa i didnt see it but ive decided im going to start saying dazzling now

J: dazzling... razzle dazzle thats pretty queer

Golden Hot Pants: Hahaha stop dazzling me

J: youre doing all the dazzling

J: speaking of queer...so I went to a party today. I was chilling with a friend I havent spoken in a while (a semester)and we drank a bit

J: I had like 2 beers and thats it

J: she had like...a looooot

J: and she was like omg since ur queer I wanna show you my boobs!!!! *flashes*
Golden Hot Pants: and you were dazzled by her dazzle melons!

Best kept secret: Black lady beauty supply stores

I love this nail polish. It takes about two coats and some clear top coat, but the colors they come in are amazing! These sell at Urban Outfitters for $5 a bottle. ($6 online ew.) I got it at a black lady beauty supply store for $1.99. If you've never been to one, go find one now! They have they flyest things there and for butt cheap. I got a set of 16 pairs of earrings for $1.99, and mega large super rad doorknockers for, yah, A dolla 99. You see those kinda deals at Claire's? I don't think so. Plus the asian ladies that work their are always entertaining.

Grandma got run over by a reindeer

See if you can name all 9 in under 2 mins. I only got 7, and part of that is because I thought Rudolph was spelled with an "f". So, there's your first hint, but who can forget Rudolph?

50s Meet 90s

Here's a little math problem.

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= THIS VIDEO

Watch it, love it.
Featuring Around the World by Daft Punk.

Coincidentally the music video for that song is also awesome.

OWND

Tables...Aren't....YOUR FRIENDS.
You'll never feel the same again.
Ooh Come on! Come On. Come on!

Hilarity ensues at 0:45.

Ps. Click my little intro chorus for an awesome drunk prank Justice music video. =D