HEAR HEAR: Zebra FUCKING Katz

There are times when I feel like the world is trying to outshine me. For those times I have "Tear the House Up." It is a song that can revive anyone from the depths of being faded. It is a song that can restore confidence to someone with teeth like Pennsatucky. It can bring Dodos back from extinction. It can stop global warming. Not really, but you get the picture. 

Zebra Katz serves up so much realness that I think my whole life has been fiction. Excuse me while I receive all the life from this masterpiece. Don't even get me started on the video.

I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE

MAC AND CHEESE BREAD CONE WITH BACONNN!!!

Apparently they have these at Disneyland. Well, I WANT IT NOW!!! Someone please help me. 

Image via THE DISNEY FOOD BLOG

Wanderlust: Bali

This video makes me want to go to Bali so badddd. Even more than EPL did. Also love love love the videography by Wade Koch. For more of their adventure check out the post on 100 Layer Cake. 

Technology is BLOWING MY MIND

These wristbands translate sign language into speech. CRAY.

Hear Hear: NRG

This Duck Sauce video/song is hitting ALL the right notes! I love the campiness! I love the 80-ness! These guys are ridiculous and I can't get enough! Like can there be more 80s style EDM (so I can show off my sick workout video dance moves?!)

Genius.

I don't have any children butttttt I seriously kind of want this for myself.

Bob's Burgers FORREAL

Bob's Burgers is this great TV show on Fox (and Netflix). I mean how could it be anything BUT great with H. Jon Benjamin's voice involved. If you haven't seen it, watch it. If you have seen it, then you probably are as obsessed with Bob's Burger of the Day as I am. I literally want to eat every burger on that board.

Which is why this tumblr is giving me ALL THE LIFE.

The Bob's Burger Experiment

"A cooking blog dedicated to Bob's Burger of 
the Day... and also Louise's awesome ideas.

I take the punderful name from Bob's Burger 

of the Day chalkboard, and I come up with a 
recipe for it. Then I make it - and I haven't 
made a bad one yet (mostly)."

Just a taste of this punderful, heavenly website:

I Know Why the Cajun Burger Sings

And if you're feeling lazy, BuzzFeed did God's work and compiled a list of 13 burgers to try. It's glorious really. Finally something useful from BuzzFeed!

At any rate, I'm trying ALL THE BURGERS.

AirPnP Needs to Be a Thing

There's nothing worse than the sudden onset of "I have to go to the bathroom, and I have to go now." Especially when you know finding a toilet is going to be BASICALLY impossible.

WHICH IS WHY I need this app to become a reality.
Like yesterday.

It's a (hilarious) pun on the vacation rental website AirBnB. But like way more useful because THE BATHROOM STRUGGLE IS TOO REAL. Mardi Gras is upon us and there's no way in hell I'm using the Burger King port-o-potties ever again. NEVER. AGAIN.

Sign up to be alerted when the app launches!

And I'm going to pretend like the official iPhone graphic is because iPhone graphics are ubiquitous/easier to find/universally understandable. Not because AirPnP is only for iPhones. Because that would just send my iPhone hate right over the edge.