LIVE SHOW: Crookers

ONCE AGAIN, The best things DO come in twos. Straight out of the great land of Italy, I bring you Crookers. And they are PLAYING LIVE IN MIAMI THIS SATURDAY NOVEMBER 8TH. Unfortunately, it's 21+ (f the drinking age). It's in South Beach (F SOUTH BEACH TOO AND IT'S STRICT 21 BULL) at the Heathrow Lounge. Tickets $15. If you can, GO. Live my dream. Shows like this do not disappoint.

Here check out this dope song if the baller flyer doesn't convince you:

Wait for it...wait for it....OOOOOOOOH SHIT! (0:32) SOMEONE STOP LETTING ME FIND ALL THESE DOPE DJ GROUPS!!!! I WANT TO START MY OWN NOW!!!

Here's another sick song because this stuff is blowing my head right now:

Uh. Uh. Uh. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHITTTTT (at 0:57).
DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN. OMGGG. I WANT TO GO REAL BAD.

Work it OUT

My new exercise regiment. Absolutely ACE.

AD GENIUS

This Guitar Hero Ad HAS ME DYING!!!!

I LOVE IT!!

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MSTRKRFT UPDATE

If the dope flyers don't sell you, I don't know what will.

Oh Dear God.

I just heard Phantom (an amazing song by my idols, Justice) in a Cadillac Escalade commercial...and I have never been more offended in my life. I think I hate Cadillac even more than Hummer.

GOD AWFUL ABOMNIATION

Phantom is way too glamorous for the Escalade. This commercial should be pulled and the PR people should be shot.
AMERICAN CARS ARE UNWORTHY OF FRENCH SONGS.

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