MOM!! I'M SCARED!!!!!!

I think this is a GAGILLION540980984349BILLION59034993723

76373TRILLION987203498934 times more freakier than fly lashes. Brace yourself.

I am freaking out.

Akinator, the Web Genius really does live up to his name. Basically, you're playing 20 questions with this virtual genie, and so far he's NEVER been wrong. I am literally FREAKING OUT. The first time I thought of Vicki from Real Housewives of Orange County. He guessed correctly. Then, I thought of Zooey Deschanel. He guessed correctly, again. Then I thought of Littlefoot! AND HE GOT THAT TOO! My brother thought of Slifer the Sky Dragon. I don't even know what that is, but he guessed it. What can Akinator not guess correctly?!

Hipster Kitty and Friends

A few weeks ago I made a posting about the HILARIOUS Internet Meme "THE PHILOSORAPTOR." It's literally hilarious. Well there are more where that one came from and let me tell you that ALLLLLLL of them are the funniest things ever. Between Yo Dawg, I'mma Let You Finish and these "Advice Dog" variants I don't know which is better. They are all so great.

The Advice Dog: The originator. He gives you great advice.

INSANITY WOLF: IS INSANE and creates teh drama.

Rich Raven: Is a snob.

Pokeparents: If Pokemon were parents. It's funny because the faces match with the personalities. FULL OF LULZ

Courage Wolf: "In contrast to Advice Dog, who might unknowingly lead you to do something you’ll regret, Courage Wolf will help you achieve greatness."

And FINALLY the best one of them all, Hipster Kitty:

I'm her mom!!No she's not.

MOM! I'M SCARED!

As if Blythe dolls didn't already scare me enough, but a GIGANTIC BLYTHE FASHION SHOW?!?!??!!!!!!!! I'm peeing in my pants just looking at it.

OH HAY