Epic Boondocks

I just saw this episode of The Boondocks, that I absolutely LOVED. Let me just say it features some of my favorite things: Art, offensive references, graffiti, ass woopings, and Bob Ross.

Part 1


Part 2


Part 3

Aaron McGruder is a heaven send.

The episode where the boys get left home alone while their grandpa is in South America is ALSO hilarious. Part 1 and Part 2

=Heaven 1

+ = HEAVENNNNNNN

Fire, meet Desire

Burger King's image is so suggestive and I absolutely love it. I mean, The King is probably the coolest mascot around these days.



Burger King recently ventured into the land of perfume. And a their cologne smells like....a whopper. A WHOPPER?! MEAT?!

I've always wanted to smell like this.

The cologne is called Fire Meet Desire...SO SENSUAL! The official website is also SO SENSUAL. Go see what I mean, it's absolutely hilarious. I Love Burger King. You can buy the cologne for $4 ONLY from Ricky's NYC which conveniently has no locations outside of Miami and New York...and Fire Meet Desire is sold out online...so hopefully you have friends in those places or maybe they'll restock online.

I'm obsessed.

Send your own ElfYourself eCards

It's arts and crafts time!

Gift bows. They just make a wrapped present look complete! I ain't got no money for presents let alone gift bows! But now I don't have to worry because I can make my own!! Thanks craftster!

You know what really grinds my gears: Nintendo commercials

I feel like I've seen these on tv 30942304823082043523 times! I just wanna take their heads and smash it against the television til either the tv or their heads breaks. Actually, how about til BOTH of them breaks. The acting is soo terrible, and not even in the funny-type-terrible acting way. "You should get that" "I'm getting it!" SHUT UP! GOD!!

and this one too. Nintendo, please slap yoself

Things to Do Before I Die: Canal Surf

I don't know what context this photo is in or where it came from, but I do know it looks like one of the funnest things ever invented. So whenever I make my way to Venice (hopefully in the near future), I want to do this. Really bad.

I'd almost want to do this Amsterdam too...but Amsterdam water is questionable. So that might not happen.