Gamers Gone Mad

I want a custom Guitar Hero!

Never put a poptart in a microwave for more than 20 seconds

I brought a pack of smores poptarts for a snack on my break at work yesterday. They don't have toasters in the break room, so the next best thing was the microwave. I'm in hot pocket mode. I punch in 1 minute and let it cook. The one minute is up and I smell the most terrible burning odor ever. I look at the microwave and smoke is coming from the edges of the door. I open the microwave door and an explosion of burning poptart smoke shoots out. I immediately shut the door and try to fan out the smoke so it doesn't cause an alarm to go off. I write a note that says I burned a poptart in the microwave and don't open the door if it is still smoking. The whole breakroom smells like burning funk. Someone told me poptarts are only supposed to be microwaved no more than 20 seconds. How am I supposed to know that? I always toast them.

You know what really grinds my gears: Lost keys

One and a half days. ONE AND A HALF DAYS is how long I've been enduring this torture. My bedroom is practically a crack den right now, so I'm throwing mountains of clothing off my floor onto my bed, then off of my bed back onto the floor. I've gone through every nook and cranny of my dressers and cabinets. Bathroom and kitchen. Roomate's bedrooms. Dirty clothes hampers, washer and dryer. The search began Wednesday night and continued til this afternoon.

It was the most tortuous thing I've ever experienced. I even missed a couple of classes because of it. I told one of my roommates that I rather have someone stab me in the eye with a syringe and pull it done til it cut the whole length of my body than go through the agony of searching for my keys. And just a few minutes ago, I went through all of that to find out that my keys were in the cushion of our sofa the WHOLE TIME.

I think I'm going to find someway to attach my keys onto my body.

Donde esta el bano?

Finally a resolution to all-time most-asked question in the whole entire world. No longer will we need to ponder about where the nearest public restroom is because this website does it for us! Type in the address of where you want to search for nearest public restrooms and the search query will come up with the top-rates public restrooms in the area. Some may even include a photo and a rating of how awesome the place is. I looked up my address, and it only came up with 2 public restrooms, which ended up to be 3294223u4087weur0ew8 miles away. There has GOT to be more public vicinities near me than that! I don't live in no country land! Maybe it's still a baby website. We'll watch and see how it grows. But check it out anyways.

I'm on a blogging RAGGGEEE!!!

I can't stop! Why did I ever stop blogging in the first place? Oh well. Moving on.




This little buddy up here is sure to be a winner as Christmas stocking stuffers for all the self-conscious homeboys out there. Too bad it's still in prototype mode. Next year maybe?

Womanizer womanizerrr

So, if you didn't know already that Ed Westwick aka Chuck Bass was starring is K-Swiss's new ad campaigns. Well, he is. And if you wanna check out pictures from the photo shoot check it heaa!

Yep, yep, yep, I'm back, I'm back on the prowl

FUG-A-TROCIOUS!! Please don't go and buy these for the winter. No matter how comfty they might be.